How do college frat bros stay in shape despite their unhealthy lifestyles?
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How do college frat bros stay in shape despite their unhealthy lifestyles?
How do college frat bros stay in shape despite their unhealthy lifestyles?
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They don't. They either get beergutted or they do sports to avoid the inevitable weight gain as much as possible
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I miss that era. Pre recession America was soulful
Most aren't and tend to look like this:
The real question is why don't they look even worse then that pic despite drinking lots of alcohol and eating shitty food? well....
- Highest T levels you'll ever have in your life (early 20's)
- Walking/biking almost daily
- Fairly active lifestyle relative to other parts of your life...playing sports, meeting up at the bar...rarely are you sitting in your room or at a desk for long if you're doing college right
- They're smarter and wealthier then average, both of which are corelated to making better choices that help keep you in shape
By being young and having naturally high T? Also, most of them are going to be out of shape within a year or two
Sports. Also, a lot of them are actually pretty smart and don't invest a lot of time in studying.
Straight alcohol shots
They lift weights and take steroids
By being 18-24. Literally impossible to not be remotely in shape as a 20 yo with bare minimum exercise, unless your genetics are utterly fricked or youre a cripple
I’ve always had a gut since I was like age 10
you can thank your parents/grandparents for that one
what the frick did mommy feed you?
Food from trader joes.
Me too
>tfw 32 and still chasing that fit body
Yeah. Having the same lifestyle at 30y and you become instant fat
We have this thread every week just read the archive of the last time you posted this thread.
Being young. I used to get drunk, sleep 2-3h and play Sunday footy tournaments. Of course it'd be better to rest well and not drink but the drop in performance isn't that big when you're 20-24.
Gay sex. Lots and lots of gay sex.
They don't.
Watch them once college ends. Fat as frick.
Unfortunately
Does it matter when they already spent their time in college banging all the women there?
It does if it meant you peaked in college as a man. That's pretty damn sad.
Y-yeah, imagine going through college and not getting laid.
Age.
That's literally it. Even the college girls drink alcohol 3-4 days a week, every week. and they all look skinny and in shape.
From my experience a lot of them are business majors who don't have a lot of class so they spend all their time playing sports or at the gym. Once they hit the real world and get desk jobs a lot of them end up getting the dad bod.
When I was at uni-
>gym 4 days a week+some cardio
>didn't actually eat *that* much, even factoring in takeaway/other goyslop, 2 meals a day none of which were huge
>drank spirits on nights out rather than beer
Also some nights would be in MD rather than drinking, so not much food the day after anyway
Moderation
They're Young. You don't have to do much to maintain a Decent physique at 18-22 (and btw, they're usually just that, decent. Nothing too crazy). Their physique is already good naturally. All these protocols and calorie measurements and autism workouts come after you hit 30.