How do girls in college live the worst lifestyle yet stay so pretty?

They drink alcohol en masse but are never hung over the next day, eat fast food but stay thin, sleep horrible but look never tired. What is this shit?
Meanwhile I have to live like a monk and work out like an athlete just to look normal and healthy.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makeup + eating disorders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt that most girls wear make-up. I have some female friends and they say they only put it on when going out and even then only very lightly.

      1: You have low standards for female beauty because you're a horny simp. 2: their shitty lifestyle inevitably leads to them hitting the wall and an even younger age. 3: your pic is ugly as frick and has a pound of makeup on

      >the wall
      Isn't this a meme? All these college girls will be married to tall handsome successful doctors, engineers, lawyers, managers etc., so how does it matter?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > I have some female friends and they say they only put it on when going out and even then only very lightly.
        lol, lmao even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >All these college girls will be married
        Lol. Half of women are unmarried and childless because they're too busy being prostitutes. Zoomer chads who are going to college for professional careers right now are just going to grab generation alpha 18 year olds to marry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No grass has been touched during the posting of this comment

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, true.
            True to you comment, though, you NEET homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and your female friends also lie about their horrifying body count.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt that most girls wear make-up.

        my god, go outside and touch grass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        One of the more attractive girls I knew in undergrad (we were both from the same town and went to the same university) was trying to get her Mrs. degree, but the partying and the constant bullshit caused all her "acceptable" options to fall through. When she managed to graduate she was single and had to move back home where she started working at a Ron Jon Surf Shop and married some beach trash kek.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, she is an exception then. The desperate girls who couldn't get their Mr. Perfect just settled for an average looking computer engineering graduate who now makes easy six-figures living life in paradise. Vast majority of college women end up and very good marriages with decent guys, even the most degenerate 50+ bodycount ex bawd.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I witnessed that occassionally but the "times up roastie" scenario was also quite common. In my experience the lifestyle makes these women crazy and unbearable, so what happens is some frat guy dates them for the sex and fun up until it's time to graduate and then they use graduation as a convenient excuse to breakup and avoid having to get serious with them. So their relationships fall through right around graduation time and they are left holding the ball.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt that most girls wear make-up. I have some female friends and they say they only put it on when going out and even then only very lightly.
        have you ever asked a fat friend what they eat?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience. Most end up fat and single, b***hing about men within 10 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt that most girls wear make-up
        Dude, have you never seen a females face without makeup?

        >All these college girls will be married to tall handsome successful doctors, engineers, lawyers, managers etc
        Have I been baited?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    genetics and also u worship any blonde non-fat girl. this chick isnt "so pretty", she's just an average chick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct. They’re just average and your standards are warped by lack of female attention. Long story short, the drinking and drugs usually catch up to them in their late 20s/early 30s

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this thread, it was posted a few months ago. Man, IST has really gone down the drain. You are also wrong, you clearly have not ever interacted with a pillow biting college girl. They are slags, and do show it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dead internet theory.
      This is probably the 4th time I’ve seen this exact thread— the last being maybe last week? Same pic and everything.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1: You have low standards for female beauty because you're a horny simp. 2: their shitty lifestyle inevitably leads to them hitting the wall and an even younger age. 3: your pic is ugly as frick and has a pound of makeup on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If that is true then why arent I good enough for her?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're autistic and don't know how to communicate with dog brained women who with BPD and estasy; conceited with low self-esteem

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >refrencing school shooter/negative xp
          Anon I have terrible news, you might be autistic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because you make moronic threads on this pathetic website and youre insecure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because you're curry

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait 5 years and see them transform.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When they are alone, for most of their meals, they eat next to nothing.
    Females who look like that love to act like they eat fast food etc around other people so they look less neurotic, with the added bonus that if they can convince their friends to eat like shit they will be the "pretty one" . Ever hear of the fat girl that complains she eats just like her friends and yet she puts on weight? Her friends are doing that to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      It's damn depressing to watch sometimes, how women will manipulate "their best friend" along these lines. Often when the fat friend is trying to limit their calorie intake. I've seen skinny b***hes literally feed their fat friends, just to have an edge over them.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We just eat less and don't chug sugar powder shakes all day. Take a quick look at how much sugar is in your Essential Oils for men "protien" powder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 gram. Did you even bother looking up actual protein powder nutrition facts before you made this moronic statement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        post brand name and flavor if you wanna be fact checked, otherwise kys/cope/mald etc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You literally could have googled "Gold Standard Nutrition", but I figured I'd take a pic to BTFO you. Stupid Black person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so you only add one scoop?
            yeah that's what I thought, shut the frick up b***h

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >oh no 2 grams
              Stupid ketolard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >gotta have muh delicious sugar shake
                stop replying to me and go cope lil b***h

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                KetoBlack folk like you aren't people

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao what a fricking idiot. Be honest, how much sugar did you actually think was in there? Why are you even on IST if you clearly don’t lift?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sugar shake with only 2 grams of sugar. The mental disability is unmatched

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You got BTFO by the other anon, go away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        funny that you said "we". you will never be a woman homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lactose is a sugar you fricking Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 grams moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know the rules

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With the alcohol thing they are all strung out on Adderall to help mitigate the effects of alcohol addiction. The weight is a matter of eating disorders.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I get really jealous of women sometimes
    >just stay thin, don't even have to lift or diet to be a 10/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Acting like girls don't need at least an hour in the morning for their most basic makeup and hair routine
      >The sheer amount of products they use and beauty knowledge/skills they acquire
      Have you morons never had a gf?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek it's pretty obvious they have not. My gf and I leave for work at the same time in the morning (around 7ish). I stay in bed till like 6:30 and she is up at like 5:30 getting ready kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty girls dont need an hours worth of make up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its the exact opposite.they are pretty because they spend hours in make up. of course there are exceptions homosexual (5% of women are truly pretty maybe?)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know this applies to guys with good genetics too, right? It 's all about the face and not being fat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I need a nose job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So pretty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is complete bullshit genetics play a huge part for women, imagine just being born having no ass and weird looking cone breasts you cant fix that shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro the college diet unironically works amazing for women because booze is empty calories that only add fat to you and women have fat distribution that goes to their asses/legs/breasts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, except that it doesn't matter because not only are there millions upon millions of me who either don't care about her cone breasts or outright prefer them.
        In the end, men don't care about looks but about personality. It's women who only care about looks (genetics).

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Youth, divine treasure

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The world has forgotten you can be thin

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Getting shitfaced on a weekly basis for four years absolutely will catch up to you eventually, the effects just might not be noticeable right away.
    2. As someone here already mentioned, you put non-fat white women on a pedestal, they're just average.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Compare year 1 to year 4, you'll be surprised how much they balloon

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been to university and I have slept with a lot of young hot b***hes

    Their lifestyles are totally unsustainable and they are ageing at 10x fast forward speed.

    Their skin is horrible. Their mood sucks. Their skin and boobs are saggy, like they don’t have much elasticity in their skin or much decent collagen %.

    They are burning both ends of the candle and they hit the wall at Mach 10. Don’t idolise these b***hes, they are sloppy slags.

    Find yourself a decent girl who’s taken care of herself her whole life and you will see literally biologically the difference between her and a club bawd like you described, they are two different specimens and the former ages a lot better obviously. But everything is a lot firmer, and they still have “puffy” baby fat but it’s a good thing.

    These drinking shit eating slags you describe don’t have any baby fat left, they are just worn out hags and will be absolute monsters until they die. They just have a few short years of “passing by “ on their beauty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Fricking hotcollege girls is fun but it’s like going on an amusement park roller coaster - physically fun for a short while and then you want to vomit afterwards.

      If you find yourself a solid girlfriend and actually make love to her it’s so much better it’s almost ridiculous. Like going on a fricking private jet to your own private island compared to the roller coaster so many other people have rode.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they have body debt and once they default the hit wall no matter what age they are

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IDK what you're saying. All the freshmen women in my class inflated to landwhales by senior year.
    >Muh box wine
    >muh pizza
    >muh school "stress"
    I truly feel bad for some of the bros I never knew. Some solid looking girls got a ring on their finger later in school and immediately tried breaking that b***h through finger fat alone.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 of my buddies married girls like these and at 29 the cracks are beginning to show. Alcohol ages the frick out of you

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So that's it, huh? The jannies and mods have just given up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thread has been up for 4 hours no
      We are now a lawless land

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're young. Just wait until they hit 25+. Most of them will look like sacks of shit unless they get their shit in order.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Girls can do insane things with makeup, like go from looking like a worn-out dumpster prostitute to a 10/10 hottie. Also, in your 20's you can get away with really stupid shit and abuse your body to absurd levels, it just catches up to you in your late 20's and early 30's.

    If you're referring to maintaining their weight, it's called anorexia/bulimia when nobody's watching or genetic lottery.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't drink enough alcohol to be fricked up tomorrow morning or to frick their life up. Some do end up in a spiral but 99% don't
    >t.alcoholic

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They do coke and have ibs or they have an eating disorder

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look like this when they hit 30

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best way to avoid this isn’t even to stop partying or drinking or whatever. You can have a little fun if you want. The fact is these girls are lazy and don’t work out and never develop muscle and then yea they get bat wings and a ton of cellulite all over as their skin starts sagging off where their non-existent muscles should be.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tail end of youth. Check back when they're closer to 30. Their poor life habits will have caught up to them.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to drink like 5-7 days a week in college. I just barely ate and if you were tired some coffee or Adderall would wake you right up. Being IST for a woman is literally just being skinny so of course they look good.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read thread but the anons that said youth genes are right. Note I'm strictly talking about sorority/party girls here, most of these girls coast off their genes for as long as possible then blow up worse than a latina. Sure some go to the gym but its never serious work

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're 18-21. Shit hasn't caught up to them yet. Wait about 5-6 years and look at them then

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol also doesn't affect women as bad as men due to the hormonal changes it can induce.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://desuarchive.org/_/search/subject/How%20do%20girls%20college/
    Hello, who tf is posting this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literal 41%ers

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The body is exceptionally resilient and it takes years of a bad lifestyle before the effects start to show significantly. The attractive college party bawds are only those still under 21. Once they age and youth metabolism slows down, the effects compound rapidly.

    It's a perception bias. You ignore all the ugly girls destroyed by the lifestyle because your coomer brain focuses on the 19yr old prime bawd instead.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're still young. The ill effects of their shitty lifestyles and habits catch up to them quickly though, and that's why so many roasties look absolutely terrible even by their mid/late 20s

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because women on average are high IQ hard workers and don't waste 90% of their time posting on IST or playing video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weak bait

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're in their prime, and all a female body wants to do in their sexual peak is to be as attractive as possible. So the body preserves beauty as much as possible despite their shitty lifestyle.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can't afford to buy a lot of food.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They’re just young so genetics don’t frick them over immediately

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because girls bodies are designed to be resilient until about age 25 so they can be in tip top shape to spit out as many kids as possible. Instead they spend those years drinking, riding miles of wiener, getting no sleep, and being stressed out over college shit. By the time they hit 25 their bodies start to drastically slow down on the repair process. It's the brakes locking up before they hit the wall.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They starve themselves

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uni students don't have a lot of money after rent. Most of their food money goes on alcohol.

    Source: currently at uni

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you spend money on poison over food

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to LIVE it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Live what, poisoning yourself?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Youth

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until they get to their late 20s

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till they hit 23

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the magic of high metabolism and youth.

    Consequences of shitty lifestyle eventually catch up with everyone past 24~25.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god i wanna frick college bawds so bad but i look like a 45 year old man at 27

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the wall, the wall, it comes for all
    >watch and laugh as roasties fall
    >they cry and cry and begin to ball
    >no sympathy just lots of lol
    >now the roastie rots away
    >turning 30 in just one day
    >her skin is old with wrinkled legs
    >and noone wants her roastie eggs

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