how does that flabby moronic homosexual get a 7.5/10 girl that praises him on social while I have to scrape the bottom of the barrel just to raw dog creampie a random 5/10 chubby chick in the dark while the office plays on repeat while her kids are being babysat by her mom overnight? it's fricking pathetic! I BENCH 3 PLATES!
>I have a pug husband: he's short, fat, has breathing problems, will die before most other breeds, overestimates his masculinity, and tries to pick fights with other dogs and constantly loses. However, if I put peanut butter on my snatch, he'll garble me up and make me nut in under 5 minutes. Get a pug-dog husband!
This kinda gay shit is what turns me off from 99% of girls I meet. The incessant need to overshare every gay detail of your life is so unbelievably cringe.
Chihuahua gang
>The incessant need to overshare every gay detail of your life is so unbelievably cringe.
i feel so lucky to have found a gf that at least respects my desire to not have every detail of my life shared online
Why can women not conceive of normal healthy relationships without resorting to "dog mom" metaphors? It's like they'll do anything not to just be wives and mothers.
Yes. They will literally do anything including chemically castrating themselves with birth control or murdering babies. It's alright they are cute and their boobs jiggle teehee it's alright just import more Mexicans
I'm a cat bf >rarely shows love >let's you touch me only when I want you to >does whatever the frick I want >makes her clean up after me >hits her when angry >doesn't take baths >will leave the house and have you worried about where I am >she craves my love >I treat her like a slave
>I am parrot husband. I do lots of fun things that makes you laugh but I can be loud and obnoxious. Also if you are not cautious enough I am going to shit on your head.
Be fat
>my husband is a dog
YJK
that you aren't white
>your wife describes you as a dog
you just know
The American dream
how does that flabby moronic homosexual get a 7.5/10 girl that praises him on social while I have to scrape the bottom of the barrel just to raw dog creampie a random 5/10 chubby chick in the dark while the office plays on repeat while her kids are being babysat by her mom overnight? it's fricking pathetic! I BENCH 3 PLATES!
You have no game
Time to start doing cardio. Now.
Thank me later.
>flabby
homie hes fit
you're probably short.
At least you aren't fricking men like me :^/
Why do you frick men
fricking men is better than what he described
You're fatter than he is + you're a roidtroony which only attracts fat chicks
He's got a decent face and you probably don't
>how does that flabby moronic homosexual get a 7.5/10 girl
he waits till the girls turn 25 and have to settle for him.
>7.5/10 girl
dont be fooled by make up.
shes Adele tier. without the make up, her face is just a ball of pizza dough.
Yeah she's 6.5 maximum
She probably has a big ego however
They are actually looksmatch or pretty close to it
>i hope my coworkers read this and stop insinuating my husband is a creepy ugly loser
shes cute for sticking up for him
bald pussy
He only hits me when I deserve it.jpg
Lmao
some girls don't want a husband they want a dad.
not unlike men who don't want a wife, but a mom.
busted ass people, through and through, as evidenced by the kind of things they post on social media.
>I have a pug husband: he's short, fat, has breathing problems, will die before most other breeds, overestimates his masculinity, and tries to pick fights with other dogs and constantly loses. However, if I put peanut butter on my snatch, he'll garble me up and make me nut in under 5 minutes. Get a pug-dog husband!
Sounds like bloho
lul
I miss the most extreme
im a husky
>annoying as shit
>loud as shit
>shit at taking orders
>will do the opposite of what you want
I want an autistic cat wife :3
I wish I had a wife who loved me.
Holy shit germans are small & ugly lol
guess all their chad genes died off in stalingrad
This kinda gay shit is what turns me off from 99% of girls I meet. The incessant need to overshare every gay detail of your life is so unbelievably cringe.
Chihuahua gang
>Chihuahua
literal ratboy Hispanic dogs
>The incessant need to overshare every gay detail of your life is so unbelievably cringe.
i feel so lucky to have found a gf that at least respects my desire to not have every detail of my life shared online
prove it
post gf with timestamp
no
i think the dumb brown third worlders on this site just learned people call each other dawg or b***h or whatever
>"German" shepherd
>loves his people more than anything
Oof sweaty. Let's unpack why this is problematic.
good one lel
>normals actually post this shit unironically
are we the sane ones
I bet she needs to picture him as a dog cause that's all she's into sexually
Why can women not conceive of normal healthy relationships without resorting to "dog mom" metaphors? It's like they'll do anything not to just be wives and mothers.
Yes. They will literally do anything including chemically castrating themselves with birth control or murdering babies. It's alright they are cute and their boobs jiggle teehee it's alright just import more Mexicans
I'm a cat bf
>rarely shows love
>let's you touch me only when I want you to
>does whatever the frick I want
>makes her clean up after me
>hits her when angry
>doesn't take baths
>will leave the house and have you worried about where I am
>she craves my love
>I treat her like a slave
>he licks his own butthole and balls
>Uses the spike on his dick to trap women
>he doesn't lick his own butthole and balls
Current year women base their entire life and personality around dogs
i have a racist husband
Same, but he loves my fat, black wiener stretching out his pink balloon knot.
>german shepherd
>not energetic
I'm borzoi because I have a israeli israelite nose and I'm a moronic meme
females lol. her husband isnt even someone she wanted to frick when she was 18.
You just know
>i have a powerwolf husband. He can't stop crusading and drinking my period blood at night.
She 10000% cheats on this dude, has cheated on him before, or this is her rebound/settle down guy who she'll eventually get tired of
Damn
>working overtime on his day off
The frick?
I also don't get it.
Is this some amerimutt joke that I'm too eurochad to understand?
>my ex expected effort on my part, but my current loser husband will let me walk all over him for a crumb of pussy
>never settle ladies!
Nah she ain't. He is.
>I am parrot husband. I do lots of fun things that makes you laugh but I can be loud and obnoxious. Also if you are not cautious enough I am going to shit on your head.