I have a friend who was absolutely ripped
took every steroid under the sun, lifted constantly, and ran a fuck ton of cardio (helped a lot by being superhuman)
he had notable vascularity, but hes a definite endomorph
after months of extreme exercise and dieting with enhanced hormones sorority girls said he had a "really hot dad bod" when he was shirtless
that was like 8 years ago and he still hasn't recovered emotionally
tl:dr >girls are giga retarded in regards to fitness >girls and guys have different impressions of a "dad bod" >self reported data is literally retarded, ESPECIALLY in regards to romance
>after months of extreme exercise and dieting with enhanced hormones sorority girls said he had a "really hot dad bod" when he was shirtless
NICE STORY. MOST GIRLS AND BOYS IN COLLEGE ARE FAT FUCKS OR SKINNY FAT. SOMEONE IS SHAPE STANDS OUT THESE DAYS LIKE A SORE FUCKING THUMB. STORY NEVER HAPPENED. YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.
stop with the reddit spacing and the caps or I'll break into your bedroom and suck your dick no homo
but also, it really did happen
he STILL tells me about it
in fairness, black tie shoes also make you taller
I'm 6'2 so I wear flat shoes for lifting, but I'm about 6'4 at nice events because I actually wear healed shoes
Yes because even though he's not in shape you can tell he has good masculine genetics. This will always be more attractive to women to someone who has shit genetics but is in shape by meticulous diet and training.
yeah, if you look like shit you might as well do nothing with your life and just spend all day shittalking strangers on the internet, much better use of time
they probably love jerking off to it, not being with it or actually fucking it, do you see attractive women with these guys? no, only fat older women like this
I’m telling you now that there are young women out there mentally ill enough to prefer this. There are girls who enjoy being pissed and farted on, I’ve done it.
It is in no way a common look for women to be attracted to, but there are definitely some women(usually older women) who like it. As other anons have said, it’s primarily shit eating gays who like this look.
James gandalfini was a fucking stud with a barrel around his waist and a norwood. Don't give a fuck what anybody says.
Gandolfini was a big, tall guy so he carried the weight better than a shorter guy would obviously. That said, OP’s pic is from season 1. He was much sloppier looking in later seasons.
anon havent you learned by now that women will just subconsciously sabotage you at every turn
its not her fault, but never listen to her about something like that
we are not "born to die". does a book begin just to finish? does a song open with a beautiful chord purely to end?
yes we are born with the inevitable fate of death, but that is merely the final act of the play. we are born to love. be joyous, to move, learn, cry and feel. we are in fact born to live.
When woman say dad bod, they mean the body of a man who is 40-50, who clearly used to be in good shape, still exercises but has put on a little weight.
They dont mean a skinnyfat with a paunch in their 20s.
Taking care of yourself will pay dividends when you get to 40-50 and make you attractive now.
Capocollo?
Aka coppa?
Yes, it’s very very good
Top tier of Italian cold cuts even, it’s there with quality prosciutto crudo and horse bresaola, the latter is the best friend of lifters.
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I was disappointed when I found out it was basically just salami.
In one scene he does the boomer "yeah, back in my day I could bench over 300 lbs" line. He also had some sort of chest machine in his basement, although I cant remember what it was.
Do push-ups and eat pasta
SS + POGAD (pound of gabagool a day).
Now POGAD is something I can get behind
Gabagool? Over here!
ehhhhhhh oooooooooh gabagoooool ova here
Do women actually prefer this build over someone who is cut?
>national study commissioned by planet fitness
Into the trash it goes
Looks like some Norf invited their fairy m8 to a match
Putting a picture of a gay man filled up wit basedbean oil makes it harder to belive.
basedbean, is what I ment
hehe, you got šôybeaned
Newfag
What women do > What women say
I have a friend who was absolutely ripped
took every steroid under the sun, lifted constantly, and ran a fuck ton of cardio (helped a lot by being superhuman)
he had notable vascularity, but hes a definite endomorph
after months of extreme exercise and dieting with enhanced hormones sorority girls said he had a "really hot dad bod" when he was shirtless
that was like 8 years ago and he still hasn't recovered emotionally
tl:dr
>girls are giga retarded in regards to fitness
>girls and guys have different impressions of a "dad bod"
>self reported data is literally retarded, ESPECIALLY in regards to romance
>after months of extreme exercise and dieting with enhanced hormones sorority girls said he had a "really hot dad bod" when he was shirtless
NICE STORY. MOST GIRLS AND BOYS IN COLLEGE ARE FAT FUCKS OR SKINNY FAT. SOMEONE IS SHAPE STANDS OUT THESE DAYS LIKE A SORE FUCKING THUMB. STORY NEVER HAPPENED. YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.
stop with the reddit spacing and the caps or I'll break into your bedroom and suck your dick no homo
but also, it really did happen
he STILL tells me about it
SURE THEY DO...LISTEN FEED YOUR CATS, EAT THE LAST OF THE X LARGE PIZZA MUMY ORDERED...AND FUCK OFF AND DIE.
No
+1k calories per day.
No.
It only works because he’s tall. You can’t get away with this build if you are under 6’2”
True
James Gandolfini was 6'
the other actors on the show were giga manlets
NO KIDDING FUCK FACE. HE'S ALWAYS BEEN LISTED AS 6' ALTHOUGH SOME SAY HE LIED AND IS ACTUALLY 6'2".
EDDIE FALCO IS A LEGIT 5'5". SO FIGURE IT OUT NERD,
THIS IS HER IN HEELS SO SHE'S ABOUT 5'8" HEREl
in fairness, black tie shoes also make you taller
I'm 6'2 so I wear flat shoes for lifting, but I'm about 6'4 at nice events because I actually wear healed shoes
NO. IN MY EXPERIENCE WOMEN LIKE BROAD SHOULDERS, POWERFUL BUILD. I PULL THE MOST CHICKS WHEN I LOOK LIKE THIS TYPE OF BUILD:(PIC)
BIG SHOULDERS, BIG TRAPS. NOT TOO CUT OR BULKY. JUST THAT KIND OF PHYSIQUE.
>women like broad shoulders
YEAH NO SHIT, RULE FUCKING 1 AFTER GOOD FACE
OVER GOOD FACE moron.....AND FAT FUCK...IT'S EVOLUTIONARY....
BROAD SHOULDERS = STRONG= ABLE TO DEFEND HER AND THE YOUNG
its literally just the broad shoulders, women love broad shoulders
t. fat shit but gf loves my broad shoulders/wont stop talking about them
>t. fat shit but gf loves my broad shoulders/wont stop talking about them
IN MINECRAFT RIGHT FAT BOY?
YOU NEVER BEEN KISSED BY A FEMALE EXCEPT YOUR MOM...
what
Yes because even though he's not in shape you can tell he has good masculine genetics. This will always be more attractive to women to someone who has shit genetics but is in shape by meticulous diet and training.
>he had
hahahahah is this fucking real
imagine spending so much time and effort to look like this lmaooooo
yeah, if you look like shit you might as well do nothing with your life and just spend all day shittalking strangers on the internet, much better use of time
if i had those genetics i'd probably just kms because it's clearly over
Different women like different things.
But most women prefer men who look strong but not like they are obsessed with their bodies. So around 20% bodyfat
Factually incorrect, women universally want to get nailed by chad and simply make excuses for the loser they settled for
Yes if your over 6 foot and appear to be a powerful, high status man. Chase money, not honeys.
they probably love jerking off to it, not being with it or actually fucking it, do you see attractive women with these guys? no, only fat older women like this
Some do
NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 30 THOUGH. I FIND OLDER WOMEN LIKE THE BIG BURLY GUYS...BUT THEN AGAIN, THEY ARE USUALLY FAT AS FUCK THEMSELVES AT THIS AGE.
I’m telling you now that there are young women out there mentally ill enough to prefer this. There are girls who enjoy being pissed and farted on, I’ve done it.
>I’ve done it.
NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU PISS SMELLING FAT FUCK WHO BARELY LEAVES HIS HOUSE....I MEAN MUMMYS HOME.
Some women yes. Fewer in number sadly. Fags are into the bear look, I'd clean house if I went to the darkside.
>t. Built like that
This is an acceptable body for a man his age, once he's given me several children, helped raise them, has provided for us, and appreciates my cooking.
10/10 would cuddle in our late 40's and rub belly at night
It is in no way a common look for women to be attracted to, but there are definitely some women(usually older women) who like it. As other anons have said, it’s primarily shit eating gays who like this look.
AMRAP gabagool and pasta
>As many raviolis as possible
Work in waste management
Be Italian. That's it.
Fail at being a varsity athlete
shinebox rows 5x5
gabagool max
Started watching this recently. Good show so far, still on S1.
kek
It starts with an interesting premise but comparatively weak, once you get familiar with the characters you'll love it.
I also finished only 1st season like 9 years ago , I think I’ll watch it again sometime.
Gabagool X F
It's a comedy show disguised as a mobster series
>be IST
>20 minutes ago
>show gf pic in OP
>ask her "what if I had this kind of bod"?
>"ooh, I would marry you on the spot"
>mfw
Gandolfini was a big, tall guy so he carried the weight better than a shorter guy would obviously. That said, OP’s pic is from season 1. He was much sloppier looking in later seasons.
Idk if I'd call 6'1" tall but he did carry it better than most and had a good smile.
she's droppin hints bro she wants you to put a ring on it
It's incredible how often women say the exact opposite of what they think
anon havent you learned by now that women will just subconsciously sabotage you at every turn
its not her fault, but never listen to her about something like that
James gandalfini was a fucking stud with a barrel around his waist and a norwood. Don't give a fuck what anybody says.
I’m a big fan of cold cuts and yeah.
I was disappointed when I found out it was basically just salami.
Wtf? Not even close.
Literally me
Ay Tone, do you even lift?
it's great but it can cause some serious emotional overload and maybe passing out in the kitchen
IM ITALIAN ...I FUCKING DESPISE IT. IT'S PRETTY MUCH GOYSLOP.
i just finished season 3 today dont fuckin spoil anything for me
so far season 1 was the best
Spoiler
i realized ive made a grave mistake even typing this out and will promptly leave the thread
good one anon
THE LAST SCENE GOES TO BLACK. THERE IS DEBATE WHAT HAPPENS BUT IT'S 100% CONFORMED, TONY DIES AND IS KILLED BY MEMBERS ONLY DUDE.
ALSO, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING HANDS....
Thank you , you just ruined the show for me.
we are not "born to die". does a book begin just to finish? does a song open with a beautiful chord purely to end?
yes we are born with the inevitable fate of death, but that is merely the final act of the play. we are born to love. be joyous, to move, learn, cry and feel. we are in fact born to live.
Checked, I don’t even know what you talking about…
When woman say dad bod, they mean the body of a man who is 40-50, who clearly used to be in good shape, still exercises but has put on a little weight.
They dont mean a skinnyfat with a paunch in their 20s.
Taking care of yourself will pay dividends when you get to 40-50 and make you attractive now.
Capocollo?
Aka coppa?
Yes, it’s very very good
Top tier of Italian cold cuts even, it’s there with quality prosciutto crudo and horse bresaola, the latter is the best friend of lifters.
It isn’t
based navy seal bear business man mafia boss physique
Push-ups, planks (might have to also do planks with your butt arched to target lower abs), and alternating floor oblique twists with weight.
Least favorite of all cold cuts. Honestly kind of shitty.
You can look up a muscle diagram image on the internet
how does his stomach look so built, like there's abs beneath it
honestly what was his routine
In one scene he does the boomer "yeah, back in my day I could bench over 300 lbs" line. He also had some sort of chest machine in his basement, although I cant remember what it was.
Y'know he actually has great genetics, it's a shame he didn't work out
nah, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete
easy, as log as you don't have the makings of a varsity athlete