How do I achieve this physique?

How do I achieve this physique?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do these zoomers all have the same black widow spider tattoo?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he isnt in the ottermode phantom troope
      Ngmi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a callback to 90s prison tattoos. Means he's a man-eater.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i went on Tinder and encountered at least 7 women with that same spider above their waist line

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hedonts know fr fr

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do these zoomers all have the same black widow spider tattoo?

        Hunter x Hunter

        Zoomers love anime

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow even gayer than i imagined. thanks for the heads up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not hxh it looks completely different they just think it makes them look cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      to signal that they swallow

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks skinny with good insertions

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat only when actually hungry. Adjust how much and what you eat to the amount of exercise you do daily. You'd be surprised at how little you should eat if you don't work out that day to stay this lean.
    t. been 8% bf for years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat only when actually hungry
      Sir, I'm on adderall

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be born a woman
    >transition
    >cardio

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow up underweight then start lifting, oh and anglemaxx ofc

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. It's pure genetics. You could get to the exact same muscle mass/bodyfat percentage and you would end up looking like pic related.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw wide hips and waist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wide hips
      >wide waist
      >chest and thighs are the most stubborn fat areas for my weight loss
      >5"8
      its like gods daring me to troon out, fricking c**t

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but you can still get this lean. Just gotta do more pullups to even out your wide hips with a wider back

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics. He doesn't have a lot of muscles. His skinny waist is a big part of it

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop eating, wait until youre very very anorexic, then eat like crazy and do not get your ass up, ever. Make sure to not ever break a sweat or do anything physically demanding. Voila

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >then eat like crazy
      Does it matter what I eat, i'm very skinny and I eat only fast food but don't get any weight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your calorie intake is shit then. Eat more

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the biggest mysteries in universe for me is what creates chads like OP pic. People obviously aren't born with the knowledge how to act with women and what not to eat and that you have to exercise. Parents might show their sons some ropes, but no way they would literally tell them to dye their hair black and make an an anime character out of themselves. Friends would rather try to sabotage man's path to glory nowadays, not, like, give advices how to woo this or that girl from their class.
    So, where do Chads get their knowledge how to live in a best way possible? Are they randomly chosen by higher entity and blessed with holy knowledge the moment they are born? I don't know.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just ask god for help

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      his household and upbringing plays a huge role bro. Don't act like someone raised on a processed and malnourished diet looks like this when young. He's probably a son of a doctor or some other well off educated family that gets prime diet and learns the ropes of sports from a young age.
      I know people like him, it's always the same type of person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they randomly chosen by higher entity and blessed with holy knowledge the moment they are born?
      Yes, but not randomly.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily calisthenics and stop eating.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have the right genetics and work out a bit.

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