How do I age backwards?

How do I age backwards?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's what having access to every braphole on the face of the earth does to you

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike o Hearn is the best example I’d imagine. I bet if he didn’t try so hard to be as big and lean as possible hed have aged even better. Because he has been starting to look older now. Brad pitt is just lucky. He doesn’t seem to do anything healthy besides him being stress free by not having a normal job and being rich.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be rich
    >Have unlimited access to 10/10 pussy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have access to the Hollywood supply of Anedochrome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've done adrenochrome and it's nothing like what you gays describe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got a bogus batch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rich eat the highest quality pasture raised grass fed grass finished beef imaginable. It's really that powerful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick?
      Adrenochrome is a chemical compound produced by the oxidation of adrenaline (epinephrine). It was the subject of limited research from the 1950s through to the 1970s as a potential cause of schizophrenia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes anon, and we also spent the equivalent of 200 billion to send some dudes to the moon and then promptly never went there again over 50 years later. Also don't you dare try to look at the landing site through ever more powerful terrestrial telescopes. You just can see it because reasons. Just stop asking questions ok?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The goyim have no idea the celebrities they worship are in a thousand year old pedo blood cult.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have ur hair long for a while then cut it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, also shave your ugly ass beard that you’ve had for 10 years.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "age" is 99% skin and hair, which both can be faked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah pretty much pic related is same women over like 30 seconds going under high G forces.
      If you keep your skin from sagging you'll look young

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you fake skin?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        make up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        All actors apply makeup before they step out of their houses like total fricking homosexuals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bone structure is 50%

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use genetic modification. Figure out how to enhance the body's ability to remove senescent cells, and engineer a naturally renewing reserve of stem cells capable of replacing the senescent ones. It might help to engineer a better DNA repair system for these stem cells so they themselves have no risk of mutation.

    While you're at it, re-introduce genes to code for essential AAs so you can live off bread and water. Perhaps even add one for making cellulose, might be cool.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt puts me in a constant state of seethe.
    He’s been hot literally his whole life and I’m half his age.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him during the 90s and early 2000s is basically peak male beauty. I can't even imagine what it must be like him. 5oo bad he still fell for a bpd crazy b***h.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Angelina was hot as frick cant blame. Have you seen their biological kids? Attractive as hell. However his big mistake was adopting those randos instead of having 6 bio kids

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie looks like lil elon musk lmfao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            looks ai

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lord, may my future wife be blessed with a jaw as strong as this

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do they look like Stingy and Robbie Rotten from Lazytown?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does he ride the bike like that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hollywood troony glowBlack folk can do a lot of shit that regular peasants like us are not allowed to.

          See Jeffrey Epstein for example.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's mounting or dismounting
          Standard technique to rapidly get on/get off a bike without look like a moron gingerly stepping over the frame

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i didnt have a childhood: the post

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i feel sorry for zoomers

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hairline still mogs me, life is unfair

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finasteride, dutasteride, minoxidil, sunscreen, adapalene, tretinoin, statins, tadalafil, rapamycin and acarbose are a good start.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pittu has literally never been out of shape, regular exercise and not getting fat is the most important thing

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you loooked up the original article its clear the photo's have been filtered significantly

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What adenochrome does to a mf

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile incels seethe about the dumbest shit like sideprofiles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal sideprofile mog.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pitt's nose more than makes up for his weird underjaw.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That type of nose looks good on women, not men.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mother of all cope, turknose.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s the type of nose that’s associated with little Irish girls, lmfao. Cruise gigamogs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What was her name? I remember her but not sure from where

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn’t cruise king of the manlets? How can he mog when he has the stature of a wee lad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Him during the 90s and early 2000s is basically peak male beauty. I can't even imagine what it must be like him. 5oo bad he still fell for a bpd crazy b***h.

        who mogs?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brad Pitt looks a lot like Kurt Cobain with that hair. I had to double check.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Difficult to say.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the one not wearing shoe lifts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          me in the middle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leo

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It looks like his gut has been reduced using the Photoshop smudge tool

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its kinda funny, yeah.
      It still looks pretty good. He looks better than those guys with chiseled jaws

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this about? Michael B Jordan has it too.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Michael B Jordan had chin, cheek and jaw plastic surgery

        Brad Pitt, idk if he had jaw surgery, but he did have his ears pinned back

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is this about? Michael B Jordan has it too.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has better hair and more of it than most teenagers

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he started peating

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I age backwards?

    >dont bald
    >if balding get on fin and get a transplant
    >tretinoin and sunscreen
    >BHA exfoliant
    >dont get fat
    >get in shape, but dont roid and be a roidtroony
    >dress fashionable, not stylish
    >wear highwaisted pants
    >shave your face

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sunscreen
      >retinoid
      absolutely modernity'd

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you wanted to know how to age well, using products that prevent skin damage will make you agre well. Versions of sunscreen were used by the Greeks (olive oil) , egyptians (Rice Extract) and in south east asia paste made from flowers, all used to protect your skin from sun damage thousands of years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sun damage to the extent we see currently is an exclusive phenomenon cuased by an excess of easily oxidized lipids in the diet which your body stores as subcutaneous fat to safely detoxify it later, but is evidently overwhelmed by the supernatural quantities of it in diet. the fact that 90% of people can completely substitute sunscreen with aspirin makes it so obvious that its related to oxidation

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            keto schizo cope

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where can I read about this?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              probably ray peat forums/articles since he mentioned aspirin lol

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epitalon and Thymulin, there was a study done where when the 2 were taken together they lowered mortality by 410%

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pitt is a smoker and alcoholic. The man has good genes and makeup artists.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now obviously there's a link between stress and aging but has anyone studied meditation with regards to ageing? A study following western meditators over 20+ years has probably never been done though. Anecdotally I know famous celebrities like Clint Eastwood or David Lynch have talked about doing it for decades and they have aged pretty well.

    What does IST favourite bryan johnson think

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meditation has so many benefits it's worth picking it up even if it's just a shot in the dark for aging. It's actually moronic how it's given the sideye in the west because of its connections to hippies and weird spiritual people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meditation has so many benefits it's worth picking it up even if it's just a shot in the dark for aging. It's actually moronic how it's given the sideye in the west because of its connections to hippies and weird spiritual people.

      >muh meditation
      Just do your pray

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are neuroscience studies that show that regular meditation changes the default modal state of the brain, which is very likely to have downstream effects on relaxation and stress.

      Where can I read about this?

      The fat oxidation and subcutaneous stuff can be read about in any standard "seed oil" blog, have fun digging. I have no idea what anon means by aspirin and sunscreen / sunburn though, presumably a "take a pill for the pain and it goes away in a day", but I'd be putting words in his mouth. (It's what happens to me though ever since I cut out seed oils, I no longer sunburn for a few hours of exposure whereas before I'd burn in 15 minutes)

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be worth $100MM, wear sun screen since birth, have access to finasteride, hair transplants, face lifts, tretinoin, botox. There, now you can "age backwards" for a time.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f HGH
    >0 results

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