How do I age max?

How do I age max?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally care, that’s it. Keep your weight down and practice skincare. Being fat makes you look old.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Also you can just get bad rolls with genetics, but being fat will worsen it.

      Fame is horrible

      This. Especially when they get famous when they are young and beautiful. When they age into like, a normal looking adult everyone compares them to their teenage/early 20s self which you just don't top if you were in good shape.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to start a skincare general on IST

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re gonna summon the manlet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My (very likely autistic) gf has a long as fuck comparative analysis of various skincare products and the active ingredients in them which I can probably condense into a cliffnotes form if there's interest

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          go for it anon
          any further comments on diet's effect on skin would be appreciated too

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          please do, I would love you for it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seconded, please anon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please do anon
          I'm 22 (it's over) but some of the younger anons can still be saved

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure IST has a skincare general.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And dont smoke, shit gives you wrinkles really fast. Idk what drinking does to your skin but I imagine it fucks your shit up in general.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My grandpa was an heavy alcoholic and looked like an 60 year old man when he died at 78.
        It is genetics. Brad Pitt is an hard alcoholic drug addict chain smoker and still moggs other men in looks to this day.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Brad Pitt is an hard
          hi chang

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it messes you up. I know a girl who was always hot but drank a lot. Hadn't seen her since 2019 due to covid, she would've been 29 then.

        Saw a pic of her recently and her face looks all weird now, like puffy/swollen or something? Not sure if it's just normal walking or if she just put on weight during lockdown or if the alcohol use in her past caught up. She is also pregnant now too so I'm guessi g she fully quit the alcohol for some time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It kinda depends. I have decent genetics to where I look younger for my age (but tend to have sensitive skin) but sometimes heavy benders does a lot on my skin, mainly in my face. I don't know if that's just because general neglect for it during that time or what, but I probably drank every weekend off this past year and near the end of those couple of months I felt like I was looking rough and maybe exactly how I should look for 31. Cut it out though and my appearance has improved. So I dunno. Purely anecdotal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Being fat makes you look old.
      that may be true when you're 20 it's the exact opposite when you're 50 or 60

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong boomer, you fucks look worse than your parents.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is reversed. people look younger when fat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At first, because they look like chubby cherubs.
        Eventually gravity kicks in, and more mass means more effect from gravity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having extra fat actually makes you look younger. Having less fat gives less elasticity to skin and shows more wrinkles. Even so in my opinion its better to have less fat and a nicer jaw than fat and nicer skin.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, if you look like you've been through a siege, then yes, you're so thing you look old. But if you're overweight you'll also look old. Healthy is always the most beautiful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Being fat makes you look old
      >Subject of the thread is the picture of a demacred man after losing weight.
      Also
      >practice skincare
      Absolute fag stuff

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about caring for yourself is "fag stuff"? Guessing you dont work out either, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      skincare doesn't exist, it's all about what you eat and your environement

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skincare is the icing on the cake after you take care of your body internally.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get sunburn, drink lots of fruit juice, take up smoking and have a diet largely on carbs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, all ketolards age so gracefully. Fucking lol at you idiot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's either eating mostly carbs or no carbs at all, there is no in between

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asians (when they were skinny, before McDonald's and seed oils) were eating mostly carbs. There is also the joke about them not aging
          >inb4 it's just race genetics bro
          Cope, you are a fat retard.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're just as deluded and retarded as ketoschizos

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay fat retard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. prediabetic hypogonadal carbtard
                That ketoschizo you spoke to earlier should have a sandwich and you should have fats and proteins to balance out your retarded meme diet caused deficiencies

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Asians (when they were skinny, before McDonald's and seed oils) were eating mostly carbs. There is also the joke about them not aging
            >>inb4 it's just race genetics bro
            >Cope, you are a fat retard.
            Asians have neotenous features. So, yes its genetics.
            Thats why yellow fever pedos like 12 year old looking asian girls. It's a legal loophole.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do realise the obese people doing keto became that way due to their modern food addiction? Why does this place have so many modern food shills it's bizarre. Might as well be posting on r/vegan or something...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >modern food addiction

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        better than vegans at least
        those dudes look 50 at 30

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ah yes, all ketolards age so gracefully.
        Ketolards aged bad and got fat from overeating eating carbs their whole life.
        Then they try to lose fat by going on a meme diet like keto for the last 1% portion of their life and you attribute their aging to the 1%.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP Ray Peat
      The sugars did him in peacefully

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    christ hes melting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The spirit of Bogdanoff lives on

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tutto quello che doveva fare era rimanere magro, che peccato

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mandela catalogue maxxed

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    age max as in aging asap?
    >avoid carbs
    especially sugar. use alcohol and smoking to cope.
    >get married and have kids
    even better if it's with a woman who hates your guts, you are not attracted to her and you never have sex
    >be in a shitty job
    make sure you work overtime often, your coworkers are super competive, bonus points for being underpaid
    >sleep like shit
    it's important to think about your problems, especially those that you can't fix, as soon as you go to sleep. Make sure you live in a noisy neighbourhood with lots of blue light, don't use blinders pussy.

    This will age you quite fast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's important to think about your problems, especially those that you can't fix, as soon as you go to sleep. Make sure you live in a noisy neighbourhood with lots of blue light, don't
      literally me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get married and have kids
      >even better if it's with a woman who hates your guts
      Based. theres a reason old boomers have a "i hate my wife" joke and older movies have jokes like "wanna stare death in the eye?" "get married." - Tango & Cash.
      Men were never meant to share anything with females. (think dog and owner)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      carbs
      >especially sugar. use alcohol and smoking to cope.
      ok. im trying this. lmfao.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      carbs
      Meat literally shortens your telomeres

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Learn to read.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >avoid carbs
          Yes I'm sure you meant load up on tofu and avocados bro

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Move your eyes up above the part where he says to avoid carbs and re-read his very first statement.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Missed that. Man I'm dumb

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Meat literally shortens your telomeres

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid carbs
      >avoid the brain's literal main source of energy
      >use alcohol and smoking to cope.
      lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds gay but I've actually found sleeping with a nightlight improves my sleep.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid carbs
      >especially sugar. use alcohol and smoking to cope
      >be in a shitty job
      >make sure you work overtime often, your coworkers are super competitive, bonus points for being underpaid
      >it's important to think about your problems, especially those that you can't fix, as soon as you go to sleep.
      Jesus Christ, that's literally me for past 6 years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck my life in a nutshell.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He took the call

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fame is horrible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being famous seems like hell, Simon actually looks great for being 63.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He literally died last month, it was all over the place. They just replaced him now.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is now the face to be used for the "Simon Cowell anti-demoralization threads".

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro looks like a demon wtf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The wild part is he probably spent thousands of dollars to look like this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thousands

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        beat me to it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy just got replaced haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People call Ye mentally ill for speaking truth to power while there's celebrities who willingly do this shit to themselves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People call Ye mentally ill
        He's actually mentally ill though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One doesn't exclude the other
        Truth is, they're both ultrarich celebrities with their brain turned into mush by years and years of cocaine and other substances

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do people really think these piano key teeth look good?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why yes, it's a YES from me, how did you guess?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao imagine being rich gay and still not being able to find someone competent enough to do basic botox injections.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's a case of all celebs recommending the same handful of surgeons to each other and it's some +65 year old incompetent fuck who's idea of beauty is to just bog to the max.
        Or maybe it's some disgruntled failed actor who became doctor and hates Hollywood people and is slowly taking revenge on them by turning them into freaks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The real problem is that no matter how good the surgeon is, there's only so much they can do before it starts looking unnatural. They're molding a wad of clay or chiseling some marble. Your face is a live medium. It bleeds, it scars, it gets inflamed. And you can only modify what's already there, it's not a blank slate.

          But people have trouble stopping with the first few procedures because the subtle ones work. You get a nose job and a few follicle grafts, fix your wonky tooth, and it's an improvement. But then you keep getting older and you stop asking for subtle improvements and start trying to turn back time. You get your face stretched. You get lip and cheek fillers. You replace all your teeth with ones that glow in the dark. Because the alternative is just to accept that you're getting old and your vanity won't allow it. And if you cant just leave well enough alone boggening is always the end result. Because your face can't look 100% normal if it's 50% artificial

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is that image from?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck did he do to his face???

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Botox and vaneers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He asked for the George Clooney but got the George Michael instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It seems Bogging has accelerated all over the world after the bogdanoffs died. It seems their energies have now spilled out into the world.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh I'd rather look like bogdanoffs than a typical man their age

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i physically recoiled from the screen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That bitch is high on opiates.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in a perfect world, women like me would not exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      new Aphex Twin album cover

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has that character creation>eyes>outward tilt setting at about 80?85 maybe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking skinwalkers aren't even trying anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a thread about teeth, people grind their teeth to nubbings and put these garish white fakes on top.
      Not only does it look fake i wonder how fucked is their tooth health in the long run

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come on over to IST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do normalgays like to write in the second person so much?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Limmy
          >Normal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when the opps catch the local adrenochrome dealer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prob some chemistry in his face, botox or the like. doesnt look normal to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEY SIMON LOOK SURPRISED

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hollywood living causes extreme agism and body dysmorphia.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that pic on the left is an “after” pic from before surgery and he looks fucked even from that.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and the inset image in unrecognizable from a photo of him tens years before that. this man has aged very very poorly

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're laughing. Simon Cowell returned to monke and you're laughing.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The preventable factors are sun damage, smoking, alcohol and drugs. Moisturize, sun screen, eat healthy and work out. Then hope you've got decent genetics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with this, though I don’t think there’s ever been a consensus on whether moisturizing does much aside from making skin look better in the short term.

      Not smoking and daily sun screen are the two biggest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 40 and can clearly see the sun damage on my face from spending a lot of time in the sun in the first twenty years of my life. I mostly went indoors after that, but it's clear that my crow's feet are 100% sun damage. I saw a pic of my great grandfather and he looks like that indian woman. This is a warning to you anons that want to keep looking younger. Avoid the sun.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just dont go outside, dont socialize, just play vidya all day when you are growing
          legit solid advice, especially in the age of the globohomo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i am very pale and look young but i want to get tan. is there a way to do this without getting wrinkles and looking older?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Self-tanner from the skincare section. It's skin dye. Or spend $ on a spray tan

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i dont know what skin dye is but that does not sound so healthy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use the fruit of the black walnut tree. The green fruits turn brown after a year. Rub it on yourself as a self-tanner. American Revolutionary-approved.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want to get tan
            Why? I'm gonna wear sweatshirts this spring to stop myself from getting tan. Being pale is great, especially if you have a good face and lift. Once I graduate college I'm gonna get a home gym and spend almost all of my time inside, I'll be pale and jacked.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He looks juicy, so I'll be less jacked, but that's the plan. I have a pretty good face, blue eyes, and brown hair, so I think I can pull off a pretty good look with it. I'll age great.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's about right kek. I don't get why so many white guys want to be tan so badly, it doesn't look better if you're naturally pale and it makes you age fast

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wear a hat

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I'd rather accept that I'll be dead at 40, and until then I actually live a life worth dying for, that obviously includes spending time outside in the real world.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          anyone recommoend any non greasy sunscreens you can wear every day that arent annoyoing and itchy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            LaRoche-Posay Anthelios

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Say it with me, "The night-time is the right time"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Listen to this man, and see your life turn to shit faster than you can say "Oy Vey". This post is so stupid for so many reasons i wont even list them all.
          just know that Sun is the single most important life bearing object, an extension of God's will, without it ,this planet reaches -273c and freezes to death. Sun is life, hiding away from it means death. but do your own thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Natives didnt have mosturizer tho

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please guys, in OPs pic he literally looks like that one wojak face. If you know what I mean post it, I can't find it

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOGGED AND MOGGED

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now he looks like Gucci mane

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I'm a grooomer too. Love young girls haha (18-24)

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be ethnic
    >dont use roids (it ages you)
    >TRT, but not to the max range
    >eat a clean diet with a lot of protein
    >exercise
    >retinol, sunscreen, moisturizer

    pic related dudes like 60 lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he uses botox m8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>TRT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn he got forehead wrinkles and nasolabial folds in just one year of TRT
        TRT not even once.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lek successfully achieved Bruce Willis mode 50 years early.

          Achieved Derek mode

          He looks like Derek now

          This.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lek successfully achieved Bruce Willis mode 50 years early.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hop on test
        >Racially transmogrify from Irish to Med

        Irish all on suicide watch

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't say anything about turning into a Manlet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like Derek now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHA WTF
        Cunts completely fucked himself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he looks better now and chicks would too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks better, in the before pic he looks like a soft fag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        where can i get gear? looks much better on right

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Botox gone wrong? I'm thinking about that Modern Family episode.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >act normal just like those youtube videos you saw...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        jej

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love it anon

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Norwood 3 with a ton of greys, crows feet, deep nasolabial folds and forehead wrinkles at twenty fucking four

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat healthy, drink plenty of water, sleep 8 hours, shower every day, use cleanser and moisteurizer, lift

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck are you guys talking about, he's 63 but looks 42, man's in top shape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mate, he is two slaps away from being a Batman villain

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Edgar the alien from Men in Black

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a dozen surgeries to look younger, now the butchery is accelerating his aging exponentially.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he bought?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 30 and I still get ID'd at liquor stores when I shave

    Coworkers act disturbed when they passively find out my age, all assume im early 20s and never knew due to my autism I guess
    Have tricked late teens and early 20s girls into dating without mentioning age (they said they assumed I was early 20s)

    I am: NOT bald or even slightly balding (very important
    Very low BF%
    These are two most important aspects IMO
    My routine: Moisturizer with SPF 15 every morning every day pretty much since high school, moisturizer at night every day as well since age 13-14 . Sensitive skin wash. Never used alcohol based shave ointments or tonics, just moisturizer. Drink infrequently, never smoked. My diet however has always been pretty dogshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take a multivitamin to shore up your diet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh, I forgot to mention, im also 5'7 but that has nothing to do with them thinking im young looking

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5'7
        lower height makes you age slower
        >t.fellow 5'7

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im also 5'7 but that has nothing to do with them thinking im young looking
        Height has a lot to do with that
        I was 6'2" in middle school and I've been treated like an adult ever since then

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im also 5'7 but that has nothing to do with them thinking im young looking
        Height has a lot to do with that
        I was 6'2" in middle school and I've been treated like an adult ever since then

        Nah, I'm 6'4 and still get ID'd even though I'm 32

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea lil fella, I bet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck I'm 30 and wish I had the foresight to do this. What moisturizers do you use?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BZZr0NH.jpg

      oh, I forgot to mention, im also 5'7 but that has nothing to do with them thinking im young looking

      You're poisoning yourself by transdermally uptaking hormone-dispruting and cancer-causing chemicals daily via your face. No wonder they think you're young, you're keeping subcutaneous water under your skin giving that estrogenic puffy look. Combine this with your height and it's no wonder they think you're young. Perhaps also a lifetime of sitting behind your PC too. And now you cope by thinking it can make you pull young bitches and avoid aging as well.

      Guess what, the lifting you do now gives oxidative stress and WILL age you. Your hormones? Will age you. Time itself? Will still age you.

      You will not escape your fate by being a fag who wears creams on his face. Just embrace that this life is transitional and ending.

      >t. TRT 200mg fishing in the sun all day no sunscreen only (polarized) glasses and hat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >face creams disrupt your hormones
        >I take TRT btw
        :/

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok chud whatever you deside

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is on TRT
            >calls others trannies

            Lmao at ur life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Im 30
      30 is still young. Olympians are still winning medals at 30 in peak performance sports like track, swimming, etc. Shit gets real at 36+ and eventually life finds a way to fuck you up real good with some stress, midlife crisis etc. At least if you're trying at shit. Only way you stay looking good long-term is genetics and/or fucking off and wasting life

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing people fail to realize, is that looking good as you age is a combination of many small things you have to consistently do. This is why plebbit s o y b o y s look like shit all the time. Diet and exercise are the two obvious ones but way more goes into it than just that. You have to take care of your skin. Wash your face daily + moisturize it. Take care of acne so it doesn't scar. Hair is a big one too. Get a decent manly cut. Keep facial hair groomed. Wash and condition it. Min and/or fin if you see signs of balding, shave it if you want to embrace it. Another overlooked one is stress management. Stress makes aging worse across the board. Get plenty of good sleep and take time to destress. You don't just get to 40 and expect to make a change either. The initial signs of aging usually begins in the mid 20s, even if its minor. You have to make it routine early on.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like he lost weight and somehow 100% of his upper eyelid fat went with it. I have never seen someone go from highly hooded eyes to the opposite like that before. Maybe it was weight loss plus a brow lift. Those have a good track record of bogging older celebrity men.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the face you get when you take the lookism threads seriously.
    this is what you get when you become as vain as women.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao i seriously cannot even think of the name of the singing show he was on for like 20 years right now for some reason

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just be asian, bro.

    https://www.boredpanda.com/50-year-old-photographer-asian-do-not-age-chuando-tan/

    But seriously, eat plenty of vegetables, get good sleep, and limit alcohol and stay the fuck away from drugs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The flame that burns twice as bright lasts half as long

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat plenty of vegetables
      No, veggies don't do anything. You're right about sleep, alcohol, and drugs, and you should also stay out of the sun

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shave
    >dont be bald or balding
    >collagen
    >sleep lots
    >dont go above 22%bf
    >avoid stress and unnecessary conflict/drama as much as possible live care free and dont give a fuck
    >avoid sugar especially sodas
    >spend your teens and twenties inside playing wow and fps games

    Thats my secret. I’m 33 and still get id’d when at liquor stores when clean shaven and groomed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a supplement or in foods?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homemade bone broth

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    train your fucking neck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 20 and rocking a beard right now but I'm considering shaving it so I can have better success with 16 year old qts. What do you guys think?

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This the dude that keeps making threads about fin and minox

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This supports my ever growing theory that after the death of the Bog twins, their souls broke apart into countless pieces and now haunt thousands of people over the world with what I call "Bogulism"

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trention, mineral sunscreen and a animal base diet, especially with liver and bone broth.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear sunscreen if you’re white. Avoid drugs and alcohol. Do your cardio daily don’t listen to to the fucking retards on this board. The most important though is to manage stress.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do gnomish faces like Simon's look like they are melting when they age?

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blood libel

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome x failure

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooo don't go to college you're so talented and teenaged haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meme magic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the 50 year old prodoooooooocer

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was the same thread with many posts reused just yesterday. It’s clear that this is an automated thread. For what purpose? I thought this only happened on pol , guess not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For any one who is interested in the proof that this robot thread was posted yesterday , here is the old archived thread :

      [...]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DAfJDVa.jpg

      For any one who is interested in the proof that this robot thread was posted yesterday , here is the old archived thread :
      [...]

      Formatted wrong

      See

      [...]

      which is the old zombie thread

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evil ages you

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i skipped to a few spots in this and it seems extremely the opposite of scary

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why a killed b? it's lame voice over over hastily made static images

    this is shit that retards think is "scary" because you have grown up literally only on the internet

    i have broken into an abandoned hospital, turned on power in the basement, accidentally turning the whole building full of lights in the process, to power the elevator so i could go to the top floor to the childrens cancer ward in the middle of the night where smiling animals were painted on the walls and death hung in the air

    and you think fuckin excel spreadsheets with some guy talking is scary. its not scary. the basic concept isnt scary. backrooms isnt scary. fucking siren head isnt scary. zoomer shit isnt fucking scary.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What did they mean by not being able to toss him into the pavement until the flag was destroyed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means they were giving him a chance to fuck off before hurting him

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    be the best you can be all the time. 🙂

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