How do I avoid looking like a gymcell dork?

How do I avoid looking like a gymcell dork?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have ugly glasses and don't dress like the virgin meme.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that homie mogs 90% of the board

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doorhandle is mogging him right now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        such convenient placement

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that homie is 5'6 max, he is mogging no one

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont worry OP nobody can tell that you lift

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roids @ 19
    HAHAHAHAHA. I love this generation. Can't wait to see them all drop like flies at 29

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      More zoomettes for BMC

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason you see so many goofy little gymcels is because of roids. This homie has a softcap because of his physiognomy. If he took the hard road, his physiognomy would change with time to match his hard earned physique. It's why all those high school and college athletes don't look out weird. But now that he roided it's like putting a muscle suit on. He still is the same dork. In the words of a man much wiser than me
      >You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory.

      >He's made it
      For now. Temporary gain for what? Roiders always get what's coming to them. Hairloss, heart surgery, injury, death, impotence. There's a long list of health issues associated with roids. Only time will tell which one affects him, and how severe it will be. He will eventually have to face the consequences of his actions.

      lmao, you're seething because he's getting clout, pussy and money from this. You don't give shit about the average fatass or junkie but because this manlet homosexual has better body than you suddenly you give a shit lol.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the thread was about junkies I'd say the same thing? I don't know who this kid is, I've never heard of him, and I refuse to watch any and all social media fitness influencers. So I really don't give a shit about him. Since this thread was made, I gave my comment, and I'd give the same to anyone who has a drug consuming lifestyle

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie pls, this board is full of coping over "is this natty". Once you realize being big and lean isn't unattainable natty, the seethe is palpable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's made it
      For now. Temporary gain for what? Roiders always get what's coming to them. Hairloss, heart surgery, injury, death, impotence. There's a long list of health issues associated with roids. Only time will tell which one affects him, and how severe it will be. He will eventually have to face the consequences of his actions.

      Proof he is roiding? That physique is very obtainable natty with a few years of lifting if your doing a good routine like PPL and eating a high protein low sugar diet. IST dyels always claim everyone is roiding as a cope

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        lmao, you're seething because he's getting clout, pussy and money from this. You don't give shit about the average fatass or junkie but because this manlet homosexual has better body than you suddenly you give a shit lol.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That bicep peak on such low bodyweight? yeah ok.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Veins tell the tale

      He won't look that young for long

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly glad I made it until late 20s without cycling yet. it's true what they say about your natty card. The earlier you trade it in, the clock begins ticking for you.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he dropped the glasses and trained his neck he’d be fine. But also his look is kinda his trademark.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neck training would be the biggest thing. Most athletes train it directly in some capacity, and oddly a lot of lower body stuff trains it. So guys who hop on gear and mostly train upper body get this weird skinny neck thing that’s sort of a giveaway they’re unathletic nerds. He still looks better than 99% of people though.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >body of a 40 yo
    >face of a 13 yo
    What the frick is this shit, OP

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His skin looks like shit because of whatever he's taking.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reason you see so many goofy little gymcels is because of roids. This homie has a softcap because of his physiognomy. If he took the hard road, his physiognomy would change with time to match his hard earned physique. It's why all those high school and college athletes don't look out weird. But now that he roided it's like putting a muscle suit on. He still is the same dork. In the words of a man much wiser than me
    >You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Train your neck.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s made it, and you homosexuals haven’t, and yet you have the balls to pretend the pity is yours to spare. Why the frick is this board all about how your face looks or which celebrity hit the wall or whatever instead of just lifting weights and getting jacked. I swear you homosexuals get personally offended by the existence of men you don’t want to frick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's made it
      For now. Temporary gain for what? Roiders always get what's coming to them. Hairloss, heart surgery, injury, death, impotence. There's a long list of health issues associated with roids. Only time will tell which one affects him, and how severe it will be. He will eventually have to face the consequences of his actions.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh. It’s another christcuck vs roidtroony thread. Fricking hell this board is fried

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    and of course he's a manlet
    no thanks, i'll still take my 6'4 even though it's way harder to get the aesthetics

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't wear glasses

    Wa la

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what kids consider aesthetic these days? His insertions are clearly not elite and not worth writing home about. He doesn't evne have symmetrical abs. Back in my day we had standards.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wG3VN6S.jpg

      A neck like that makes you look like an ape. You don't need neck if you are normal or people will think you're low IQ.

      based seid enjoyer. It's a good showcase of what can be done with anabolics and no growth or insulin.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those pics were off cycle. This is on cycle.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol, I like you bro, but don't be naive. Everybody is permablasting.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah his size came down in recent years as he aged so it seems like natural progression. Also hasn't put on an ounce of muscle since 20.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's because he doesn't bulk, he hovers around 185-195.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's 6' and less than 200 lbs, the idea that he's permablasting seems unlikely

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's like 5'10 and you'll understand when you take shit. Compounds give you a look to your physique, not just build muscle. Hence permablasting.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only time he looked like he was taking shit is when he was competing. Super dry, grainy, full, thick veins. Other than that he's obviously genetically gifted gym bro body composition.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No disagreement but he's not massive, just aesthetic asf.

                Look cleaner for the division perhaps.
                [...]
                He claimed 200. He did bulk before but didn't get sloppy and wouldn't post content of him bulked most of the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lYuVoTyXL0

                He's definitely looked fluffier than that, there's a photo from last year I saw on here where he was quite bulked lmao.

                >19yo manlet blasts test

                He's fricked. Hell, you can tell that his program is barely more than a few basic lifts.

                >he's doing just test
                >just a few lifts
                The dude has a good physique, you're just jelly asf.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's definitely looked fluffier than that, there's a photo from last year I saw on here where he was quite bulked lmao.
                Yeah that was the infamous dirty bulk. The only time he's looked like that. Rumor has it it was actually a drug addiction problem and he fell off the routine.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to gain mass, lean bulking is a meme even with gear. You see the lean bulk memes spread because influencers have to keep their lean physique year round, hence why they stay the same size.
                > drug addiction problem
                I like Jeff, but I don't follow anybody besides friends on insta cus i'm not a homosexual. I'm not really surprised, once I started selling some gear I got access to everything, it's definitely a rabbit hole.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all that physique to have that hairstyle

          he is ruining himself goddamn

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a based hairstyle but he only got it like that for the Olympia that year. He still runs it long.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              why did he choose that hair? like yeah im mr olympia look at my "guy that works at an office and eats organic food" cut

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look cleaner for the division perhaps.

                that's because he doesn't bulk, he hovers around 185-195.

                He claimed 200. He did bulk before but didn't get sloppy and wouldn't post content of him bulked most of the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lYuVoTyXL0

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm about that bf% what % is that

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think he should have? A fade? Zoomer Broccoli?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bama bangs

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everytime i see this homosexual with his tongue out i want to kill it

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neck-maxx
    Dorks forget that to look like a grownup, intimidating adult man, the primary characteristic you need to have is a thick neck. Pencil necks look gay no matter how big their bodies are.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A neck like that makes you look like an ape. You don't need neck if you are normal or people will think you're low IQ.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a strong jaw and don't wear glasses

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    focus on arms and shoulders and do some pushups here and there

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just don't be white

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >19yo manlet blasts test

    He's fricked. Hell, you can tell that his program is barely more than a few basic lifts.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt he go to auburn?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey everyone, looks who's going viral!
    How I know who's not going viral.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right. It looks like he did someone to make it for him

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST are a bunch of haters lol
    this kid looks good, don't why you all are hating, envy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is envy, the only threads of value here are the ones asking for fitness (not looks) and diet advice and the thread where people post their bodies. All the others are secret LULZgays who don't lift

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His nerd face and neck doesnt match his swole physique

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is 19.....
        his face and body are still developing, you know that right?

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