How do I become as unapproachable as possible at the gym? People are constantly talking to me and it gets in the way of my workout. I tried not showering for a few days at a time and no longer wear deodorant but hasn't stopped the problem. Home gym isn't an option right now because I'm not allowed in the basement anymore.
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headphones in + ‘do not talk to me while i’m lifting’ shirt
Have you tried to just tell them bluntly that you need to focus on your workout?
Yes but new people keep talking to me
How do you bros get over the complete shitification of public infrastructure? On a spiritual and practical level I mean.
Diversity is our strength
Fricking Indians, man
sir it’s actually spics
Clean it up janny, not my problem.
>avoid when possible
>fix when possible
in my 2 years of gymmage not a single person has ever approached or talked to me , nor do i really want them too
i think my cold and autistic exterior wards them off, you should try it
This. Same, nobody ever approaches me but my mom says I am handsome 😉
I only had someone talk to me last weekend and it was an unsolicited workout advice type of thing. Damn near had to beg the mother fricker to stop talking to me. Been at the gym 2 years.
Cya newbie
you need to exude an aura of fear and avoidance. not necessarily rudeness, but like you're afraid to meet their gaze. converse with them, but leave at the earliest possible moment not leaving mid sentence, but the very first time there's even a slight pause in the conversation, turn around and walk away. never, ever, ever volunteer information about yourself, always say that "no I haven't watched that show", " no I've never been skiing", "no I don't go to festivals" to anything people mention doing. keep this up and nobody will want to talk to you, ever.
post slipknot shirt
>I'm not allowed in the basement anymore.
story?
There isn't much to it, I just used to train naked in my basement but it's a duplex. Some lady came in during a storm so I chased her away, turns out she was in the neighboring unit and the landlord doesn't like me down there anymore.
wear headphones and an autistic tshirt
quite the opposite. worst thing you'll find in the mens room is a clogged toilet.
women's bleed from their pussies and spray milk everywhere and flush their tampons and pads town the toilet clogging the drains. frick I hate foods.
>t. former janny
have you ever seen a womens bathroom?
No im not a creepy incel. I respect womens privacy because Im a chad
not even me
We know incel
im black and gay
im also black and gay
lol
tattoo a swastika on your face
???
If you wear headphones no one will ever talk to you. I've been working out for 4 years at the same gym and no one approaches me with the headphones.
Thats because you look like an ugly beta b***h not because of your headphones
Tax return came in the mail? Small number innit?
Not my problem.
Same thing happened to me so I started bringing my gf to the gym and now girls very rarely approach me
Headphones don't seem to work for me. They always want to talk about my workout or ask for a spot and will stand there talking to me through the headphones. My gym constantly plays a Pitbull radio station so loud you can't drown it out with headphones so they know your music is quiet enough to talk through.
Have you considered shaving your head and getting a swastika tattooed on the back of your head?
Go to the gym with Juggalo face paint on and shirtless.
Anytime someone comes up to talk to you talk to them about your fursona. That or just wear a fursuit to the gym.
>That or just wear a fursuit to the gym.
Someday I will do this. Show up in full suit, hit 2/3/4/5, push a pr and leave
I thought fursuits cost hundreds of dollars.
They should. The fur material alone is something like $30/yard. Never mind the assembly process and niche expertise, this shouldn't be possible. But there it is, the best fursuit $80 of chink slave labor on AliExpress can get you
Have you considered explaining the plot of Neon Genesis: Evangelion to them?
Have you told them the tale of Sisyphus?
Have you showed them your rare pepe collection?
Tell them how to grow potatoes anon.
Tell them about the Pre-dilluvians.
Look angry
Have a beanie or a hat
Oversized gym clothes
Smell (eat a lot of onions to increase testosterone and lower 5 alpha reductase)
I got an inkling this might help
what's wrong with a little friendly chatter? Being recognized as a social component of any place you exist is a benefit.