How do I convince girls I'm on a date with that I'm not really fat, it's just a temporary bulk and I will look amazing in a couple mont...

How do I convince girls I'm on a date with that I'm not really fat, it's just a temporary bulk and I will look amazing in a couple months?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"""bulking"""
    >"""bulking""" over 15% bodyfat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I’m 27% bf and bulking. No one cares about your abs if you’re a walking stick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t look strong if you are fat you just look fat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pull-up status?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty fat rn and I can do 10 strict wide grip pullups and 15 strict chin-ups, not great numbers but just because you are a bit fat doesn't mean you can't do bodyweight exercises, if anything it's kind of op because you are progressively overloading with your own bodyweight

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >progressively overloading with your own bodyweight
            This is one of the funniest fattie delusions out there I'll give you that.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              cope, moron

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                where is the bodyfat% field? You can just be a fricking whale and get a high score

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                except you wouldn't be able to do as many chin-ups in that case, that's the whole point

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fattie thinks [Analyze Strength] button will save him from the shame
                fef

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >120kg
                Whew lad

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >120 kg
                [...]
                >"""I'm pretty fat"""
                You're terminally obese and can't walk 3 stairs

                yeah it's called making a point
                guess what happens if you put in 100kg? the number goes down (but it's still higher than the one for 60kg)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, weighted pull-ups exist and when I'm done I don't walk around with a couple of 10kg plates strapped to my ass and belly.

                Being fat is exhausting

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > and when I'm done I don't walk around with a couple of 10kg plates strapped to my ass and belly.
                ngmi

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >120 kg

                I'm pretty fat rn and I can do 10 strict wide grip pullups and 15 strict chin-ups, not great numbers but just because you are a bit fat doesn't mean you can't do bodyweight exercises, if anything it's kind of op because you are progressively overloading with your own bodyweight

                >"""I'm pretty fat"""
                You're terminally obese and can't walk 3 stairs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet you have to come up with excuses as to why you're fat, clearly the women you're trying to date care

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        based. 32% bulker here, I'm just gonna add another 20 pounds or so of muscle and then I'll cut. Might take 2-3 months of cutting to get down to 8% but I'll be shredded unlike these DYEL twigs seething ITT

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly feel a lot of people on this board think just like Mac.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about your numbers if you're fat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT FRICKING THING???

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yo mom niggo

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to be eight weeks away from looking amazing with a shirt off, with a shirt on you should still look good mid bulk.

  3. 4 months ago
    Professional Spaniard

    You lose the moment you need her validation.
    If you're insecure and needy, every pussy within a mile will dry before you even open your mouth to talk.

    It's amazing how people will spend years at the gym but not even bother learning the very basics of dealing with people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was with a Stacy once that would literally get visibly disgusted if i had like 4 beers and had some liquid in my stomach. I was like sub 15% and had abs and still she basically never wanted to see me unless i was holocaust mode. she was bipolar and had all kinds of eating disorders but the sex was great and she had the tightest little body. She never let me do anal or cum on her face and her head game was super weak tho...

      Wait what was the question again?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bipolar
        How can you tell if a b***h is bipolar

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but for me every girl 18-22 is bipolar

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex was great
        >never let me cum on her face
        >head game was super weak
        I'd be bored out of my mind if I couldn't coom anywhere I want on my gf. The only obvious no-go zone is hair because it's a real pita for girls to wash them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean she let me cum inside and thats the best place other than balls deep in a throat which is goat by far but only like 20% of chicks can even give head worth a frick tbh.

          >bipolar
          How can you tell if a b***h is bipolar

          you will know lmao. b***h literally had two complete alter egos and i never really knew which one i was going to get day to day.
          >trad larping normie teehee happy girl thats kinda stuck up
          or
          >the most evil b***h you ever met, depressed, angry, mean, wants you to choke her and call her a prostitute while you frick her as hard as you can like you are trying to break her

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you can handle me when I am FULL you don't deserve me when I am FULL

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't
      FRICK FRICK FRICK

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea if you are over 15% bodyfat you are not bulking. you are just fat

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    show her a pic of your previous cut, unless, of course, you are a lying powershitter and there is no cut

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't bother. Women only care about what they can see.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dating season is during cut, bulks are for cuddles with established gf

    otherwise just don't say anything. If she likes you on a bulk, she'll love you when you bulk. Don't be so insecure anon, it comes off as weak.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I have no problem with the hunger but the fricking strength loss is so demoralizing, I've cut twice before and I'm honestly considering DNP at this point because I don't want to bleed all my strength this time. It's 3 steps forward 2.5 steps back and it's driving me insane. I'm pretty sure I'm an actual GDE because everyone tells me I'm not supposed to lose so much strength on a cut.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm just b-bulking
    Lmao ok fatass, just show her pictures of when you were ripped at 10%, you have those, right?

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