How do I convince my gf to make her ass bigger and toned?
She has great genetics (everything goes into her ass and thighs, has a relatively narrow waist), but I want it bigger and the shape could be better. However, she's lazy as frick when it comes to exercising and doesn't think it's important at all, but most likely loves me enough to do it for me if I said the right things.
She's the type of woman to go straight for the treadmill at the gym and stay there. I'd prefer if she got somebody to work on a routine with her. I'd even pay for everything. What do I do, IST?
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She could lose some weight
could, but certainly shouldn't
homosexual fatty fetishist i know you are dyel
>homosexual
You have it the wrong way anon. There's nothing more heterosexual than liking extremely curvy women, whereas liking anorexic twigs that look like children is very homosexual, or worse: pedophilic.
nope keep coping about your homosexualry you homosexual dyel
Silence, kiddy fiddler.
frick off dyel homosexual keep projecting your weird shit i bet you are a woman
mouthbreather
word
Shouldn't that turn you on since it's a fat person thing?
She should gain some weight
the amount of seethe from dyels that sclalw poster gets is hilarious
Women need to get back to aspiring to slim and attractive bodies. We've gone way too far enabling this dumpy ass trend as a society.
Speak for yourself, gay.
>t.haas women posters
absolutely not
Dude I love huge dump truck asses but I agree as long as an equal or (hopefully) greater percent of men besides me quit wanting them!
frick off Black person
I'm purer white than you
If you are wild you like big chonky women
nope frick off Black person post body i know you are dyel
>> havin a gf
>I'd prefer if she got somebody to work on a routine with her
i'll do it. give me her number
Ruminate the malodor
whodat
Set up a workout routine that grows her ass and say it's good for cardio lmao. In 6 months she won't know what hit her (it's your penis carving its way through her asscheeks).
Squats, deadlifts, lunges, glute bridges, barbell hip thrusts
What am I missing, fellas?
Nothing king
I'm more curious about how to convince my wife to stick my dick in her ass. I married her because she has perfect ass genetics but she refuses to get fricked in the ass.
Feels bad man.
Start rubbin it then thumbin it
Didn't work.
She doesn't drink.
Okay so you married the supertrad wife and don't get to have anal. As long as she hasn't had it with someone else it's cool.
Oh one more suggestion, get an anal Fleshlight and openly use it in front of her.
Maybe she's saving it for your birthday one year hahahah
Based wife. All sodomites deserve death.
OR get drunk w her but you're not actually as drunk as you're letting on, see if she lets you then if you're convincing
best answer.
It takes a long time to build up. Start with some mild ass play like using some tongue on her butthole when you eat her out or putting a thumb on it while you frick her in doggy
She immediately senses what I'm doing and resists and tells me to back off.
Sounds like you fricked up and made her think eating ass = I’m about to frick your ass. It should just be a little extra pleasure in foreplay that eventually leads to her being more open-minded to other anal play
Ignore this moron, plugs are fun. Trust me, I am not gay haha.
make her frick your ass first
One way that could possibly work is if your girl has a friend with a big ass or an ass you'd like her to have you could ask questions about her like where is she and how is she doing these days.
(1) you'll never see her friend again because she will get jealous and (2) if it works she'll start to think that the reason you were asking about her was because you found her ass attractive so she will slowly try to look more like her
Start getting more fit, either put on size or get lean, and/or make more money
Once she starts feeling threatened by other women she’ll find the motivation
Did you know that masturbation hinder your gains and porn will frick your brain up? Plus sexual abstinence has some pretty unbeliveable benefits:
https://imgur.io/gallery/g4eGH
Here are some studies:
Three weeks of abstinence increases testostorone levelshttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788
Masturbation is associated with lower psychological health and reproductive well-beinghttps://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/14681994.2019.1677883
Sperm contains compounds that prolong lifespan, fight cancer & heart diseasehttps://vitalrecord.tamhsc.edu/spermidine-rich-foods-may-prevent-liver-cancer-extend-lifespan/
Men who are sexually active in their 20s and 30s are more likely to develop prostate cancerhttps://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2008.08030.x
Masturbation decreases dopamine levelshttps://sites.tufts.edu/emotiononthebrain/2014/11/18/postcoital-neurochemistry-the-blues-and-the-highs/
Watching porn reduces gray matter in prefrontal cortexhttps://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/1874574
Porn addiction has similar mechanism with substance addictionhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4600144/
Making sperm shortens lifespan of male wormshttps://www.nytimes.com/1992/12/03/us/in-worm-at-least-making-sperm-is-found-to-shorten-a-male-s-life.html
jerking off 3 days in a row decreases sperm count by 20%https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2054949
Increasing ejaculation frequency decreases sperm count significantlyhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15497706
Prevalence of erectile dysfunction doubled between 2004 and 2013http://cir.usc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Genital-Image-Sexual-Anxiety-and-Erectile-Dysfunction-Among-Young-Male-Military-Personnel.pdf
Pornography consumption is associated with mental health issueshttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6327603/
The size of her turds...
seriously, her bowels must be totally packed with greasy sloppy shit, she has to spread her ass cheek fat & feel the doughy flesh oozing through her fingers when she sits on the toilet so her hole can have an unobstructed passage to the water. she probably whimpers and squeals feeling the huge load of shit stretching out her butthole & worries that it's going to tear as she struggles to pass all the disgusting food she's packed into her female guts throughout the day
I cant even get mine to go to the gym. Be happy with what you got.
Thankfully I have a treadmill at home, goes to 15 incline. I don't know if that's good enough to built a nice fat ass but I could definitely get her on it.
If she loves the treadmill, have her do a high incline on it. Builds legs and glutes
Give her high calorie snacks
A lazy gf will always be a lazy gf. That is an unbroken rule. No ur gf is not different.
Imagine that she never gets in better shape and most likely gets slightly worse and starts dressing more frumpy. Will you love her forever regardless?
If not end it now. She is not the exception.
women like this will eat fast food for every meal, then walk around with a pregnant looking belly from overeating, complaining about how she's tired and irritable and uncomfortable, but that just comes from always feeling like she has to take a shit - because she has a solid wall of food pressing through her intestines at all times - yes she's filled up from throat to anus, and eating so much junk is only making her pack on more sweaty dimpled fat around her ass and legs and crotch, so now you have to listen to her complain about how much cellulite she has and how she's got permanent backrolls and about how she's outgrowing all her clothes and her fupa doesn't fit in her underwear or down the front of her pants, and she'll be sweaty & clammy whenever you touch her and she'll be gasping for breath at the top of every staircase