How do I evolve from a fat powershitter to an aesthetic crossfitter?
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How do I evolve from a fat powershitter to an aesthetic crossfitter?
How do I evolve from a fat powershitter to an aesthetic crossfitter?
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These people aren't role models, they're drug addicts, and the gym is their drug.
>these people are addicted to drugs, but instead of drugs, it's actually another thing
take your meds
>my dick tingles determine my morality
only a matter of time before you troon out.
>anyone being more fit than me is immoral
take. your. meds.
>take your meds
architect or varbiecel
either way your chance of getting a healthy child is 10%
varbies who have children have to get off roids and their muscles deflate
>women only exist to do what i want them to!!!!!
meds, anon.
Not what I was trying to say biboy. I'm saying your genetics should be erased from this earth, and if you got to frick the women you wanted to, that's exactly what would happen.
>thinking making fun of your unhinged weirdo loser rant means i want to frick these women
take your medication
legit, who hurt you
projection
>who hurt you
>take your meds
How effeminate.
looks like a fat powerlifter who did a 3 month cut and a 1 month "transition" (mostly just makeup).
>legit, who hurt you
you know the rules and so do I
show boobs
Any gym “sport” is a mental illness full of drug addicts
>t. just got done architectposting on /fph/
it amazes me how much varbies trigger people here
It would be cliche to say they are intimidated by a strong woman but I think the truth is that most of the people on IST are fat dyels who don't want to get mogged by their gf
i just think its repulsive and unnatural but whatever m8 idk why u save that shit to ur comp
Obese women with black person asses are repulsive and unnatural but IST goes cuckoo for cocoa puffs over them
It's almost like this hive of mentally ill shut-ins exhibits that illness in many different ways. These half-men are disgusting. Gorilla Black person fat fricks are disgusting. Fat fricks are disgusting.
>what do you mean you’re not attracted to someone that’s pumped full of Chinese hormone altering drugs??? lel who hurt you incel??????
Who hurt you incel?
This one is very hot for some reason, maybe it's the thick legs. Them traps and shoulders are gross though.
god i pray this woman isn't on a high dose of roids because it would be a tragedy if a woman like that couldn't have babies
its a man those are fake breasts you can see the erect nipples
fake breasts cause the nipples to always be hard
genuine moron
Sorry you’ve never seen breasts before maybe stop being gay.
actually drugs are their drugs.
how do you know they don't have kids? most crossfit varbies have kids.
Yes, but then again the 6x Crossfit Games champion just had a baby.
>Yes, but then again the 6x Crossfit Games champion just had a baby.
men can't have babies
did you mean to type "adopted"?
If you think she is a man, then every transwoman is a woman, so glad to see ISTners progressing 🙂
Lol no. Their drug is some kind of exogenous testosterone.
That said, left and right are my dream girlfriend.
They seethed because he told the truth.
Steroids
It genuinely amazes me that people could look at this and say they're "aesthetic" (they look like androgynous science projects and would have been seen ugly and deformed abominations just 30 years ago).
It makes sense that a powershitter would value this though. You allowed the lifting of absurd weights in dark rooms and horrible diet, etc for YEARS to twist you and shape you into something less than human. Like Uruk-Hai but without any actually useful ability or martial skill. So you look at a kind of spiritual cousin, the cultfitter and think "ah look a less fat and disgusting and miserable version of me" and you want that experience for yourself. That makes perfect sense.
For that I suggest not eating so much and doing some cardio, taking better care of yourself.
0 periods
>0 periods
and how is that bad?
>how is that bad?
>female reproductive system stops working properly when body fat levels are too low
Gee, I dunno bud.
Only about 20-30% of these girls are actually varbies. The thing that really triggers people is when you tell them the girl who mogs them is not roiding.
>girl who mogs them
A highschooler playing football could mog these women
Oh yes, I sure he can do many pullups and run miles, lift, then run more and swim and lift some more, this absolute specimen of an athlete. Kek.
>this absolute specimen of an athlete. Kek.
Oh wow, he jumped on the fat bastard who used his fatass as momentum to push him. Such athleticism. Now lets see him run, swim, lift in succession. Infact, how about 1 pullup?
>Oh wow, he jumped on the fat bastard who used his fatass as momentum to push him.
I've heard the most moronic ideas here displaying a complete lack of understanding of the most basic concepts of physics that I'm beginning to think everyone here is an actual Black.
>he fat bastard who used his fatass as momentum to push him. Such athleticism.
Tossing a 150lb man several feet in the air and then several feet backward requires a significant amount of strength and power. It is unlikely that a person who is simply overweight but not particularly strong would be able to accomplish this feat safely and effectively.
The ability to perform such a task depends on various factors such as the technique used, leverage, muscle strength, and explosiveness. Typically, this level of strength is found in individuals who have trained extensively in disciplines like weightlifting, gymnastics, or martial arts.
Attempting to lift or toss someone without the necessary strength and technique can lead to serious injuries for both parties involved. It's important to prioritize safety and proper training when engaging in any physical activity involving lifting or throwing objects or people.
Woman in prime physical shape who isn't out of commission sexually by virtue of bleeding from her vegana 25% of the year...what's not to love here?
inb4 >but she's infertile
Yea and that's easily solved by eating a bit more and going easier at the gym. sounds like a great problem to have
Anavar
i want to cum in her
do varbies lose their periods because of drug use or because of low body fat?
I'm guessing bodyfat. Maybe the body thinks food is scarce if a woman is in too much of a caloric defecit
Yes, it’s because of dieting that messes with their periods and hormones, not the hormone altering drugs they take in mass
so it's probably a combo then
or is it just the juicing
god i want to frick sara so bad
i want to cum in a jar for 4 days straight and then pour it all over her tummy
I just wanna lick her tummy, preferably without half a week's worth of nut. But more power to you.
150lbs
typical NFL weight she would have no problem absorbing a full speed blindside hit from a 250lb linebacker
ever lost to a girl?
>meanwhile in reality
Anybody that's sparred with women (MMA, boxing) knows, a 16 year old could manhandle even the fittest strongest women.
a woman wouldn't get manhandled in the NHL/NFL she would literally die
all of those empowering movies about a girl making it to the big leagues to show the men how its done should tell the truth and it should end with her funeral
Female lifters are even worse like natty lifting men, why even bother?
the thing with crosshitting is that is has cardio, but it combines traditional cardio events like running and swimming with meme shit like pullups in the event itself
they could easily separate the events and have a 5k run and then a pullup competition, but that would expose crosshitters as inferior athletes
I'm seriously going to consider making my own crosshit games with a slightly modified rule set.
All it would take would be like a powerlifting competition involving the three big lifts, a 100m dash, a 5k and a 1600m instead of combining them into some ridiculous stew.
I'm looking at this shit
https://games.crossfit.com/workouts/games/2022
and the heaviest squat they do is 315lb etc.
there is no room to reward people that squat like 700lb+..... they know they are blunting the advantage of certain things like boxing does with it's ridiculous rule set
like this shit... the margin of victory in short sprints such as that is like .5-1 seconds... an elite 40 yard dash time is 4.3 seconds and a pedestrian shitty time is like 5 seconds
they waste significantly more than .7 seconds on stupid shit like picking up a ball or whatever
they could have a 40 yard dash timed separately, but that would expose them as meme athletes
it's all lower body shit catering to women too, any upper body stuff are meme pullups or medicine ball throws
there isn't something like at the NFL combine that does a 225lb rep contest, because women would be utterly exposed compared to men
It isn't. Crossfit girls, even the ones with huge looking legs, have famously weak legs and overly strong upper bodies when they try to transition into Olympic weightlifting.
my sister did crossfit for a while with her moronic bald husband
"muh deadlift"
"whats your bench b***h"
"lol bench"
Here's some food for thought: You are incredibly weak compared to a professional lifter of your weight class, and probably compared to many amateurs aswell, but that was dissaude you from lifting? No, probably not, and why should it stop these women enjoying themselves. They're also still way stronger than the average man, who can't even do a single pullup.
Good on them.
>Here's some food for thought: You are incredibly weak compared to a professional lifter of your weight class
here is some foot for thought no one here actually lifts
Yea but you can already tell her face is masculinizing...at a certain point it just becomes too much
Real women are strong.
imagine letting a man who chopped off his dick and lived as a woman and is also on steroids be anywhere near your kid
*lives
*you're
Roid
Guys, it's time to get back to posting cute, roided white women with subtle breast implants, turtle abs, and pumped up Juvederm lips.
You can literally see the masculine features of his pelvis. That’s why thigh gaps are so hot in women, troons don’t usually have them.
She's been on hard androgens for over a decade...and has one of those awkward looking Germanic physiques. Without the workouts she'd probably have Hank Hill ass.
Germanic physiques lolllllllllll
I need to stop hanging around community college dudes