How do I evolve from a fat powershitter to an aesthetic crossfitter?

How do I evolve from a fat powershitter to an aesthetic crossfitter?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Combined kids: 0

    These people aren't role models, they're drug addicts, and the gym is their drug.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >these people are addicted to drugs, but instead of drugs, it's actually another thing
      take your meds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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        it amazes me how much varbies trigger people here

        >my dick tingles determine my morality

        only a matter of time before you troon out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone being more fit than me is immoral
          take. your. meds.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >take your meds

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            it amazes me how much varbies trigger people here

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            >t. just got done architectposting on /fph/

            >these people are addicted to drugs, but instead of drugs, it's actually another thing
            take your meds

            architect or varbiecel
            either way your chance of getting a healthy child is 10%
            varbies who have children have to get off roids and their muscles deflate

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >women only exist to do what i want them to!!!!!
              meds, anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not what I was trying to say biboy. I'm saying your genetics should be erased from this earth, and if you got to frick the women you wanted to, that's exactly what would happen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking making fun of your unhinged weirdo loser rant means i want to frick these women
                take your medication

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i just think its repulsive and unnatural but whatever m8 idk why u save that shit to ur comp

          It would be cliche to say they are intimidated by a strong woman but I think the truth is that most of the people on IST are fat dyels who don't want to get mogged by their gf

          legit, who hurt you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            projection

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >who hurt you
            >take your meds
            How effeminate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            looks like a fat powerlifter who did a 3 month cut and a 1 month "transition" (mostly just makeup).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >legit, who hurt you
            you know the rules and so do I
            show boobs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any gym “sport” is a mental illness full of drug addicts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It genuinely amazes me that people could look at this and say they're "aesthetic" (they look like androgynous science projects and would have been seen ugly and deformed abominations just 30 years ago).

      It makes sense that a powershitter would value this though. You allowed the lifting of absurd weights in dark rooms and horrible diet, etc for YEARS to twist you and shape you into something less than human. Like Uruk-Hai but without any actually useful ability or martial skill. So you look at a kind of spiritual cousin, the cultfitter and think "ah look a less fat and disgusting and miserable version of me" and you want that experience for yourself. That makes perfect sense.

      For that I suggest not eating so much and doing some cardio, taking better care of yourself.

      0 periods

      >t. just got done architectposting on /fph/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any gym “sport” is a mental illness full of drug addicts

      It genuinely amazes me that people could look at this and say they're "aesthetic" (they look like androgynous science projects and would have been seen ugly and deformed abominations just 30 years ago).

      It makes sense that a powershitter would value this though. You allowed the lifting of absurd weights in dark rooms and horrible diet, etc for YEARS to twist you and shape you into something less than human. Like Uruk-Hai but without any actually useful ability or martial skill. So you look at a kind of spiritual cousin, the cultfitter and think "ah look a less fat and disgusting and miserable version of me" and you want that experience for yourself. That makes perfect sense.

      For that I suggest not eating so much and doing some cardio, taking better care of yourself.

      0 periods

      it amazes me how much varbies trigger people here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It would be cliche to say they are intimidated by a strong woman but I think the truth is that most of the people on IST are fat dyels who don't want to get mogged by their gf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i just think its repulsive and unnatural but whatever m8 idk why u save that shit to ur comp

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Obese women with black person asses are repulsive and unnatural but IST goes cuckoo for cocoa puffs over them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost like this hive of mentally ill shut-ins exhibits that illness in many different ways. These half-men are disgusting. Gorilla Black person fat fricks are disgusting. Fat fricks are disgusting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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        legit, who hurt you

        >what do you mean you’re not attracted to someone that’s pumped full of Chinese hormone altering drugs??? lel who hurt you incel??????

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who hurt you incel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This one is very hot for some reason, maybe it's the thick legs. Them traps and shoulders are gross though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god i pray this woman isn't on a high dose of roids because it would be a tragedy if a woman like that couldn't have babies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its a man those are fake breasts you can see the erect nipples

          fake breasts cause the nipples to always be hard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            genuine moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry you’ve never seen breasts before maybe stop being gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      actually drugs are their drugs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know they don't have kids? most crossfit varbies have kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but then again the 6x Crossfit Games champion just had a baby.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes, but then again the 6x Crossfit Games champion just had a baby.
        men can't have babies

        did you mean to type "adopted"?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you think she is a man, then every transwoman is a woman, so glad to see ISTners progressing 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no. Their drug is some kind of exogenous testosterone.
      That said, left and right are my dream girlfriend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They seethed because he told the truth.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It genuinely amazes me that people could look at this and say they're "aesthetic" (they look like androgynous science projects and would have been seen ugly and deformed abominations just 30 years ago).

    It makes sense that a powershitter would value this though. You allowed the lifting of absurd weights in dark rooms and horrible diet, etc for YEARS to twist you and shape you into something less than human. Like Uruk-Hai but without any actually useful ability or martial skill. So you look at a kind of spiritual cousin, the cultfitter and think "ah look a less fat and disgusting and miserable version of me" and you want that experience for yourself. That makes perfect sense.

    For that I suggest not eating so much and doing some cardio, taking better care of yourself.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    0 periods

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >0 periods
      and how is that bad?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how is that bad?
        >female reproductive system stops working properly when body fat levels are too low
        Gee, I dunno bud.

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        it amazes me how much varbies trigger people here

        Only about 20-30% of these girls are actually varbies. The thing that really triggers people is when you tell them the girl who mogs them is not roiding.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >girl who mogs them
          A highschooler playing football could mog these women

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yes, I sure he can do many pullups and run miles, lift, then run more and swim and lift some more, this absolute specimen of an athlete. Kek.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >this absolute specimen of an athlete. Kek.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh wow, he jumped on the fat bastard who used his fatass as momentum to push him. Such athleticism. Now lets see him run, swim, lift in succession. Infact, how about 1 pullup?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh wow, he jumped on the fat bastard who used his fatass as momentum to push him.
                I've heard the most moronic ideas here displaying a complete lack of understanding of the most basic concepts of physics that I'm beginning to think everyone here is an actual Black.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he fat bastard who used his fatass as momentum to push him. Such athleticism.
                Tossing a 150lb man several feet in the air and then several feet backward requires a significant amount of strength and power. It is unlikely that a person who is simply overweight but not particularly strong would be able to accomplish this feat safely and effectively.

                The ability to perform such a task depends on various factors such as the technique used, leverage, muscle strength, and explosiveness. Typically, this level of strength is found in individuals who have trained extensively in disciplines like weightlifting, gymnastics, or martial arts.

                Attempting to lift or toss someone without the necessary strength and technique can lead to serious injuries for both parties involved. It's important to prioritize safety and proper training when engaging in any physical activity involving lifting or throwing objects or people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >0 periods
      and how is that bad?

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      it amazes me how much varbies trigger people here

      Woman in prime physical shape who isn't out of commission sexually by virtue of bleeding from her vegana 25% of the year...what's not to love here?
      inb4 >but she's infertile
      Yea and that's easily solved by eating a bit more and going easier at the gym. sounds like a great problem to have

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Anavar

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to cum in her

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do varbies lose their periods because of drug use or because of low body fat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing bodyfat. Maybe the body thinks food is scarce if a woman is in too much of a caloric defecit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it’s because of dieting that messes with their periods and hormones, not the hormone altering drugs they take in mass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so it's probably a combo then
          or is it just the juicing

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god i want to frick sara so bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i want to cum in a jar for 4 days straight and then pour it all over her tummy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just wanna lick her tummy, preferably without half a week's worth of nut. But more power to you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          150lbs

          typical NFL weight she would have no problem absorbing a full speed blindside hit from a 250lb linebacker

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ever lost to a girl?

    >meanwhile in reality

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody that's sparred with women (MMA, boxing) knows, a 16 year old could manhandle even the fittest strongest women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a woman wouldn't get manhandled in the NHL/NFL she would literally die

        all of those empowering movies about a girl making it to the big leagues to show the men how its done should tell the truth and it should end with her funeral

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  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Female lifters are even worse like natty lifting men, why even bother?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the thing with crosshitting is that is has cardio, but it combines traditional cardio events like running and swimming with meme shit like pullups in the event itself

    they could easily separate the events and have a 5k run and then a pullup competition, but that would expose crosshitters as inferior athletes

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seriously going to consider making my own crosshit games with a slightly modified rule set.

    All it would take would be like a powerlifting competition involving the three big lifts, a 100m dash, a 5k and a 1600m instead of combining them into some ridiculous stew.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking at this shit

    https://games.crossfit.com/workouts/games/2022

    and the heaviest squat they do is 315lb etc.

    there is no room to reward people that squat like 700lb+..... they know they are blunting the advantage of certain things like boxing does with it's ridiculous rule set

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    like this shit... the margin of victory in short sprints such as that is like .5-1 seconds... an elite 40 yard dash time is 4.3 seconds and a pedestrian shitty time is like 5 seconds

    they waste significantly more than .7 seconds on stupid shit like picking up a ball or whatever

    they could have a 40 yard dash timed separately, but that would expose them as meme athletes

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's all lower body shit catering to women too, any upper body stuff are meme pullups or medicine ball throws

    there isn't something like at the NFL combine that does a 225lb rep contest, because women would be utterly exposed compared to men

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't. Crossfit girls, even the ones with huge looking legs, have famously weak legs and overly strong upper bodies when they try to transition into Olympic weightlifting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my sister did crossfit for a while with her moronic bald husband

        "muh deadlift"
        "whats your bench b***h"
        "lol bench"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't. Crossfit girls, even the ones with huge looking legs, have famously weak legs and overly strong upper bodies when they try to transition into Olympic weightlifting.

      Here's some food for thought: You are incredibly weak compared to a professional lifter of your weight class, and probably compared to many amateurs aswell, but that was dissaude you from lifting? No, probably not, and why should it stop these women enjoying themselves. They're also still way stronger than the average man, who can't even do a single pullup.
      Good on them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Here's some food for thought: You are incredibly weak compared to a professional lifter of your weight class
        here is some foot for thought no one here actually lifts

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    Yea but you can already tell her face is masculinizing...at a certain point it just becomes too much

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real women are strong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine letting a man who chopped off his dick and lived as a woman and is also on steroids be anywhere near your kid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *lives
        *you're

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roid

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, it's time to get back to posting cute, roided white women with subtle breast implants, turtle abs, and pumped up Juvederm lips.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally see the masculine features of his pelvis. That’s why thigh gaps are so hot in women, troons don’t usually have them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's been on hard androgens for over a decade...and has one of those awkward looking Germanic physiques. Without the workouts she'd probably have Hank Hill ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Germanic physiques lolllllllllll

          I need to stop hanging around community college dudes

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