How do I gain the self discipline to stop myself from eating junk food? Oreos just taste so good bros

How do I gain the self discipline to stop myself from eating junk food? Oreos just taste so good bros

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally just stop for two weeks and after that point you won't even crave nor remember what it really tasted like

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You stop buying them, throw out the ones you have at home, and avoid situations where they're available.

      This doesn't work. I have up goyslop six years ago and there isn't a day that goes by that I don't crave it. I simply don't have any available, so I can't eat it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've done this and oreos still taste good because they're designed to taste good to all humans

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't taste very nice at all actually.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time you do it, break one of your fingers. Once you run out of fingers, move to bigger bones.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just want to eat junk food more than you want to be lean.
    The choice is always up to you.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she could lose some weight

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    need that sex beast on muh dick

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give yourself a reward system. You can only have gross cookies if you meet a significant goal, like you lost 30 pounds and held it under a certain weight for a week. You can only buy one package, but you eat as many gross cookies as you want from that package for one day only.

    If you do have any cheat meal it is probably going to throw you out of whack and you could stall for a bit, so decide how important gross cookies are to you.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just sorta do it.
    Find a reason to do it while you're at it, other than just "I'll not gain weight if I don't eat so much".

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would unironically suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong rip.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just dont buy oreo. you cant buy without your consent.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for black wiener

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inside you there are 3 wolves. Wolf 1, the wolf of now is the father wolf. Wolf 2, the wolf of the future is the deranged, rabid wolf of self destruction that wants to bite and destroy all other wolves. And then Wolf 3, the wolf of an even more future self, the wolf cub that is your Sonself.
    Wolf 1 must lay traps for Wolf 2 to prevent him from devouring Wolf 3.
    >Wolf 1 is shopping
    >See oreos at grocery store
    >Wolf 1 could buy them now and feed Wolf 2 so he is even stronger and more able to kill babby wolf
    >Instead Wolf 1 does not buy the oreos, he buys almonds
    >Later that night, Wolf 2 emerges, on the prowl for oreos and delicious Wolf 3 bussy
    >Instead of gorging on oreos and ruining Wolf 3's day he finds only almonds, has a few, gets over the sugar lust and then does something else

    When you are conscientious and aware of yourself you have to make decisions that will have positive yet restricting consequences for your future self.
    You cannot rely upon your future self always being full of willpower and concern for the future. If you leave yourself an opportunity to frick up you will eventually frick up.
    What traps do you have to lay for Wolf 3? You'll know that best after you frick up: when the wave of regret hits, don't just rush out and do something reactive, instead think about the opportunities that allowed you to let yourself down and come up with intelligent, fluid ways to prevent those opportunities.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna feed her oreos till she's double that size

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardiobunnies have evolved into trailrunners. If your IST is contained to the gym you've doomed yourself.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oreos just taste so good bros
    Ahahaha, do you really????
    You actually enjoy the israeli cum filled biscuits???
    You God damned fricking moron!!! You absolute pleb!!! If i sprinkled some sugar over some literal dogshit, you'd be like "Yuummm!!! That's some great Space Fudge(tm)!!! Mmmmm delectable!!"

    Holy fricking shit, it's one thing to be fat, it's an affliction that happens to the best of us... but to have SUCH LOW STANDARDS in your gluttony?????
    You disgusting American golem mutt!!
    have a nice day as soon as possible

    (posting random coombait from/b/ for maximum visibility)

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