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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squats + lunges

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that this is just an optical illusion due to her wearing her shoes backwards and reaching behind her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that supposed to make me less confused?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why are her hands the right way around

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I see this image I sometimes do think about how sad some mf going to react when they scored a pancake ass trad wife that had dressed super modestly her entire life and had the moment of shock like "wtf??? dis bih aint got no ass!?" when they both naked at the night of their wedding

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd still be able to tell in modest clothing probably. I do agree that marrying someone you haven't seen naked is strange.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd still be able to tell in modest clothing probably. I do agree that marrying someone you haven't seen naked is strange.

      Missionary wins again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like pancake asses.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well, that's not okay.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We hold certain truths to be self evident

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will see this post
          And then just feel that there is
          Something you must know

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          One simply assumes

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Empirical evidence confirms the bias, causing it to become self-reinforcing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have suspicions

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          One might have an educated guess on the matter

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          One is simply aware

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sirs I am knowing of something with that woman and her dog

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          she has sex with that dog doesn't she?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your knowledge simply is certain

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          *gives an affirming nod in your direction*
          mhmm

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          One could say this image evokes a feeling of being aware of something

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know whats so special about this image, can you tell me about it?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          woof, woof woof bark bark (I'm the dog) bark (help)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          canine bros we eating good tonight

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is self evident

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does he know?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          A party might draw conclusions from the data being conveyed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you like asian women?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you like asian women?

        If she have a cute face I can overlook it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that a real wolf?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's a husky.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            big guy is a wolf
            cia is a husky

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can have em

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that case the man would also hold traditional values and not lust after random women or watch porn. So I don't think it would be a huge problem.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you sheath your sausage all the way to the meatballs in her chocolate sauce

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squats and Nachos babaaay

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You use them to lift things and move
    >Squats
    >Deadlifts
    >Lunges
    >Cycling
    >Hiking Uphill

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't, go for nice legs instead, they're far more practical and there's less spine ruining exercise to shape them

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thickest asian woman

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    high fat foods
    squats
    deadlifts

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anal worth it bros? Never tried it, is it better than pussy? Feels like it's not worth talking her into it and doing all the prep

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's a degenerate fetish that was popularized from israeli pornography.
      Your shit pipe is for shitting IT IS NOT A SEX ORGAN

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    deadlifts
    if you are too low iq to not get injured then do bulgarian split squats

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