How do I get bigger ass?

How do I get bigger ass?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dick squats 5x5

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hip thrust

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am doing them almost every day and there isn't any progress.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        your glutes are already huge you attention seeker.

        Give it some time, do you think you are gonna grow into eddie hall in 2 weeks?

        Also, why are you doing hip thrusts? just squat ass to grass, high volume, high frequency (not literally everyday tho)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Yau23yg.png

        Here
        [...]
        Thanks but it's been almost 2 years and I still look the same. I've been doing squats too

        You are supposed to do them with a bar, and add weight to it, you moronic piece of shit homosexual.
        Don't do them everyday, at most do it every other day (so, 3~4 times a week).
        Also, make sure you are eating enough protein, having semen as the only source of protein in your diet wont be enough.
        If you do this, and sleep at least 6 hours every night, you will get a bigger ass.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do long walks.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    squats
    on my face

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBL

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    same as everything else, is this really a question?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man isn't it bros

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally op every day, twice a day.

    post tummy at that point

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here

      your glutes are already huge you attention seeker.

      Give it some time, do you think you are gonna grow into eddie hall in 2 weeks?

      Also, why are you doing hip thrusts? just squat ass to grass, high volume, high frequency (not literally everyday tho)

      Thanks but it's been almost 2 years and I still look the same. I've been doing squats too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to eat more

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eat what? Fast food doesn't help and it's physically impossible for me to eat much

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then drink your calories

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            eqt chicken, pretty low volume protein, beef liver 30g/1ounce per day to get your b12 and vitamin A in.

            Then add 1 mozzarella per day (good b6 and calcium), some fruits to fill your other nutrients (iron, vitamin c, whatever) and then eat a shitcarb of choice.
            My go to are these biscuits where i get in my vitamin E, tho when i have fo walk to and from the gym (2~ hours) i throw in some ice cream tp get to 3000cals.

            make sure to be tactical with your polyunsaturaated fats intake and lactose intake, ideally you would eat all of that in one meal and then eat your chicken and whatever carb of choice the rest of your meals + your micronutrient foods at dawn or morning.

            It would be "healthier" if you could eat some carb like pasta or rice over shitcarbs but you said you have trouble so this is probably a good protocol for you.

          • 9 months ago
            sage

            https://i.imgur.com/Yau23yg.png

            Here
            [...]
            Thanks but it's been almost 2 years and I still look the same. I've been doing squats too

            If you aren't building an ass you are purely not getting enough calories. It doesn't matter what the calories are from. If you're having trouble getting food down try to consume a half gallon of whole milk per week to start with. If you cook your food, use extra oil and cheese on top of chicken breasts, for example

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then drink your calories

        don't listen to them, stay twinkish until you're 25

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        id stick my dick up ur ass if u know what i mean

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried bouncing on a wiener?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bounce on my benis

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day homosexual

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hip thrusts, hip abductions, RDLs train until failure

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate gay threads. How did i even get in here.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    low bar squats, high bar squats, RDLs, eat more, lift heavy. Don't be a gay and neglect upper body either.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just be fat like me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ride my dick, bro.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squats and oats

  18. 9 months ago
    sage

    Up your calories and protein a bit, and do a lot of bulgarian split squats. Hip thrusts are a meme, proper bulgarian split squats are much better

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your ass is perffect bb. Send more pics

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was just Hip Thrusts and bulgarian split squats and some kinda quad stuff in there maybe RDL's if you dont struggle with it.
    (Used to have a Pancake ass frfr)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rotated (dont complain) Frick u in advance

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I desperately need you to bounce on my dick bro pls

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          im on my cut and my ass is small now fug u

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            hm dont believe you post butthole

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no&bye

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care anymore pls bro I beg you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        SNIFFFFFFFFF

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes frick me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        LONDON
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  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day and reroll as a latina or a negress

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to call her

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