how do I get hands like Denis Cyplenkov?

how do I get hands like Denis Cyplenkov?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abuse roids like a madman for decades

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Abuse roids
      He literally has a genetic disease that gave him dwarfism-like proportions but without supressed hight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, the same "genetic disease" John Cena has.
        Which is HGH abuse that makes your face and hands grow even in adulthood.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cum while sneezing and farting

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    his finger is bigger than many guys dicks. imagine how thick his wiener is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is it possible that we have all these different drugs for bigger muscles but not a single one for a bigger wiener?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jelking and those penis stretchers are about it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because there are no muscles in the penis. Though I don't know why evolution has made it that way.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would be distracting as hell having to will your penis into an erection during the entire frick

          There's also probably some more cons to having the penis be a muscle. Your heart is your penis muscle pretty much, more efficient to let it do the work.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why isn't height a muscle?
          Why can't I workout to be taller

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It your penis was made out of skeletal muscles you wouldn't feel pleasure and therefore you wouldn't have sex(lol)
          It also needs to be protractable or else other animals will just swipe it and then it's over for your species

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The israelite

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the body has no reason to have a mechanism for making your penis bigger.
        The body makes bigger muscles after they are put under stress so that the body is better prepared for that stress next time.
        The penis just has to be big enough to go into a vegana and shoot semen in, so once it has achieved that through puberty there's no reason for the body to expend resources to changing it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no. it needs to be bigger to dig rival semen out of the vegana and deposit your own semen deeper. we're in an evolutionary wiener race.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's jerking off his thumb

      Imagine it's not and he's average. His whole hand would cover his wiener. He could never give himself a hj

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine it's not and he's average. His whole hand would cover his wiener. He could never give himself a hj
        made me laugh harder than it should, that's super commical

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She could jerk off my penis if you're scratching what I'm sniffing.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    help the ones in need

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hgh. He’s a fraud

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’d be cool if it didn’t come with the moron face

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know what's on her mind.

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