How do I get my wife and daughter to start working out? They haven’t gotten too fat yet but I just know it’s bound to happen eventually and I want to try to front run that as much as possible.
How do I get my wife and daughter to start working out?
How do I get my wife and daughter to start working out? They haven’t gotten too fat yet but I just know it’s bound to happen eventually and I want to try to front run that as much as possible.
You can't.
How do you get a bird to start flying south for the winter?
or get a frog to start jumping?
They either come to the conclusion on their own or it'll never happen. It's like that one movie, Inception. They gotta think it's their own idea
>Babe, I love how big your thighs look. That massive tummy of yours makes my dick so hard. I want to lick all of your chins so bad. Please don’t ever change.
When my wife starts gaining weight, I just straight up tell her to stop snacking so damn much. She gets pisses off when I do that, but sometimes you just gotta call them out. If I’m nice about it, she will get offended either way, so no point in dancing around it. Plus I’m kind of a dick.
I'll give 'em a workout
>obtain young, hot work wife
>invite wife and daughter to work social function
>introduce wife and daughter to young hot work wife
Stop feeding them.
tell them theyll get diabetes and die if they dont
>Implying if you tell that to a fatty that he'll just stop eating and start working out
That's not how a brain of fat person works.
>brain of fat person works
it doesn't
My wife doesn't work either, anon.
Don't let it get to you.
She is "manifesting" her dreams due to her vegana magic.
you just make them? your the man of the house they shouldnt have a choice
Just anecdotal but I met a older guy in the gym one time, blue collar worked out after his job and always brought in either one or both of his kids (boy/girl) . He's one of those he likes to talk kinda guys so one day he just says
>I told my kids they gotta be physical active and healthy so I told them either they get into a sport or she gets into cheerleading....or if they don't want to do that they come to the gym with me.
Honestly they looked pretty active for maybe middle schoolers.
>judging how "athletic" middle schoolers bodies look
anon?
You are so american
Why do americans think everyone is a pedo?
I can judge how athletic anyone is
Why? Because im European and not in constant fear of being cancelled or lynched
You guys are such massive homosexuals. I hope you get raped by Mohammad tonight.
>your kids look very mmmmm...... healthy... if i do say so myself... i am just so.... impressed by their healthy.... active...... young........ bodiesssssss hnnnnng
Because they're actual real, non-ironic pedophiles, por coping with living in one of the western countries with the biggest child rape industry.
Kind of sad to be honest.
how long ago did they make cp illegal in your country, out of curiosity?
Don't know and don't really care
Not long enough it seems
Why? Because I don't want to frick literal children or because I don't like pedo rings?
>Why? Because I do want to frick literal children or because I do like pedo rings?
Fixed that for you
I'll take that as a yes.
He's a projecting pedo, you can tell 100% by how trigger happy he is in using the word for the most benign shit.
this, for filthy brain rotten americans every single compliments HAS to be inherently sexual or it does not make sense in their cattle mind
I'd give their pussies and buttholes a good workout
The same homosexual anti-marriage thread over and over again.
Frick off back to your containment board
The little gremlin making these realized he failed to get the men here to stop improving themselves so now he has to try to poison their idea of women.
If they're the ones in the pic you don't need to do anything.
This picture was taken at the Disney World Yacht Club Resort
Get them a black trainer and they will be Bicycle Crazy Cardio bunnies in no time
Daughter would get it
>How do I get my wife and daughter to start working out?
the daughter i understand, the wife i dont. how did you end up with a female that doesnt have this interest? like fitness and lifting is a lifestyle, how did you match with someone, a wife, that doesnt have this lifestyle. lmfao. the life of the average male.
how do you have a lifestyle mismatch with your wife lmfao. thats like a dealbreaker for me. once youre fit, most chicks arent even compatible.
Fix their diet first. Start by cooking for them
least funny forced meme in years.