How do I get their routine?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Casually leaves one mantiddie out like the flag of Virginia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Fabio an actual photograph?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a fag
      How were women fapping to him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pressure to the clitoris, possibly also penetration by fingers or toys.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot believe this! Please describe in further detail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask the natty king

      So there were exactly two models for all these books? Must be a nice job.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think of these romance novels next time you hear some bitch lying that they don't like muscle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek it always makes me laugh when disingenuous feminists say that muscular males in media aren't sexualization and it's all just male power fantasy when this kind of physique is a standard for romance novels.

      Nobody reads these novels anymore. That's the kind of shit that our moms would have read in the 90s.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are all over places like supermarkets and more popular than ever. They seem to have gotten a perfect formula down.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        They are all over places like supermarkets and more popular than ever. They seem to have gotten a perfect formula down.

        A lot of the sales are digital on kindle now, and the volume of sales is amazing. If you can niche into womens' erotica, you'll make some money.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are all over places like supermarkets and more popular than ever. They seem to have gotten a perfect formula down.

        see [...]
        A lot of the sales are digital on kindle now, and the volume of sales is amazing. If you can niche into womens' erotica, you'll make some money.

        Amazon seems to have a lot, even one for werewolves.
        There are other weird categories too, maybe as jokes. Humble Bundle had a collection of Chuck Tingle books that was weird shit like same sex relationships and a man and an alien.
        One book is, Pounded In The Butt By My Reluctance To Buy A Humble Bundle Featuring Stories With Gay Characters As Though That Has Some Kind Of Bearing On My Own Sexuality Or The Quality Of The Product Then Eventually Realizing It's Pretty Good And I'm Fine.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude werewolves are an entire category for women. They love the idea of a carnal, supernaturally-powerful (and dominant personality) man who is super-loyal and obsessed with them. Look at how many were seriously into Oz from BTVS or Jacob from Twilight.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How to werewolf maxx

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              1. Be ripped (even mildly muscular is fine women love mens' arms without men doing much of anything)
              2. Wear a fang necklace or a fur trim jacket or something animal-themed
              3. Long or carefully-unkempt hair, a little beard scruff
              4. Clean teeth
              5. Jeans or something that shows off your legs to the female gaze
              6. Don't smell bad, but choose a cologne that has leather or musk or something in it
              7. Complete loyalty to your woman (she has to deserve it though)
              8. Competitive personality (basically Kiba Inuzuka from Naruto)
              You'll find that I've just described 99% of werewolf characters in womens' novels.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I sub out the gang necklace for a Crystal. I think women like that type of shit right? Maybe I’ll wear some wristbands tool

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gang necklace
                now you'll look like a gay leather daddy. dress for the archetype they know and desire. i have a "nice guy" wardrobe. i need to change it too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gang necklace
                now you'll look like a gay leather daddy. dress for the archetype they know and desire. i have a "nice guy" wardrobe. i need to change it too.

                Just wear a religious item necklace. Completely normal for men in this region.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              werewolf mode is grainy muscle with abs along with body hair

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should read my secret garden, a very early book on female fantasies. Women converting monstrous men to civilized citydweller is one of the oldest tropes in history. With the first recorded case of the trope being the Epic of Gilgamesh. But can roughly be divided into Vampire the rich good looking mysterios man. Or werewolf, a brute force of nature that needs to be tamed by her into a loyal dog.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Team werewolf girls underestimate how much fucking work they're signing themselves up for. "Honey, come brush your teeth with me." "Honey, you have to shower every day, okay? Let me join you." "Your napkin needs to go in your lap." "If you value my time, you'll put your clothes in the hamper and not all over the floor. Otherwise, I won't wash it and you'll stink."
              100% worth it but only if he remains loyal once "tamed".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You got it all wrong. She demands him to do those things, with the idea behind it that she will withold sex while knowing he could just take her if he wants to, yet he still submits. to the strongk woman. That's what it all boils down to, god-like men submitting to some random women by the power of their pussy, it used to be aspirational like you can see in the cover art of them being some lower class aristocrats. Now it's even slipped beyonf 50 shades of grey where some average women can get mister billionaire, to where Lovecraftian entities feel entitled to god like men since in their own sense. Maybe that's because they've achieved godhood int heir own way.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't that last situation just put the woman in the vampire class of more affluent than the men and higher class than them?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's always about turning a monster into a civilian in their fantasies. I really recommend the book. Another common trope is the male bandit/pirate etc beating her partner/family member/ husband in a fight and her then submitting to the victor to "save" the life of the person dear to their heart. Women really are the machiavellian sex, it's only men that are hopeless romantics, and old school Disney did far more damage than th transparant woke transparent bullcrap you see now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So how do I monster maxx?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Be a rich suave sociapath, or a strong psychopath, the core idea being constant danger.

                The same old school disney that said, "Do your chores and keep the home and someday your prince will come?" Sounds more like the leadup to a parent-approved community matchmaking, to me.

                >Do your chores and keep the home and someday your prince will come?
                If the message doesn't allign with reality then it's subversive. Disney genrlly leads men to be the good boys after the domestication not the rw men before it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If the message doesn't allign with reality then it's subversive. Disney genrlly leads men to be the good boys after the domestication not the rw men before it.
                You are way too utilitarian about this. Nobody's going to read a story about Svanhilde who worked the fields since she was old enough to walk, married the boy from the neighboring farm, then promptly died in childbirth just like nobody's going to read about Earl, the tanner's boy, who processed rank-smelling hides his whole life, cut his hand on a blade, got gangrene, and died. Stories can be entertaining while passing on values and lessons.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are way too utilitarian about this
                I'm not. It's simply how our modern culture reinforces those timeless tropes. I 100% think these tropes are aspirational for most men and women, but placed in our culture and time? 1000% subversive, good men will aspire to grug telling him to save dansel in distress. While the same culture will deconstruct a man putting down his life to save a women as oprsessive. When as I showed before a man willing to kill or even get into a fight is what gets womn wet. I don't got 100 notches on my bedpole but women love it when you stand up for your principles and are capable of backing it up.
                >Svanhilde who worked the fields since she was old enough to walk, married the boy from the neighboring farm, then promptly died in childbirth just like nobody's going to read about Earl, the tanner's boy, who processed rank-smelling hides his whole life, cut his hand on a blade, got gangrene, and died. Stories can be entertaining while passing on values and lessons
                No words can contain the hatred I have for ironic and cynical midwit gays like you. The last man personified.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe next I'll write the tale of Anon, who spent his hours on IST arguing about how to best convince women to act right through allegory and tales in our broken contemporary world rather than

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The same old school disney that said, "Do your chores and keep the home and someday your prince will come?" Sounds more like the leadup to a parent-approved community matchmaking, to me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            jordan peterson said women also liked ceo and pirate sex books. kek. #metoo movement was to hurt white men, but women now struggle to get closer to their bosses, or even coworker chads, and use their charms to get married. tl;dr : women fucked themselves over.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do they turn this into 200+ pages?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I need that bike.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you have the bike, you can never brag about it. That's the curse.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek it always makes me laugh when disingenuous feminists say that muscular males in media aren't sexualization and it's all just male power fantasy when this kind of physique is a standard for romance novels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are two-faced liars that will say anything to save face or manipulate an outcome in their favor.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Believe in yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude was fit to begin with, now he's just on roids and looks like an insecure gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always buzzcutmaxx to look intimidating, but should I have longhairmaxxed the whole time?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I let it grow shoulder length long maintain it for a while at that length and then cut it quite short and start the process all over again. Do the same with my beard though never letting it grow very long but shave it in certain ways.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don’t you just let it grow?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I almost never have it cold, and easily feel overheated. So during the cold months I let it grow when it gets hotter I shave it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude was fit to begin with, now he's just on roids and looks like an insecure gay

      He was fine to begin with, the second one he's a joke apart from his face which is honestly amazing (if that's not too gay).

      I think what might have happened is he's one of those guys that the fat goes to his face. So to get that sort of jawline and face he needs to get to extremely low body fat, but then it makes his body look a bit ridiculous and anorexic. Frankly he looks very unhealthy from the top of the abs down.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >
        I think what might have happened is he's one of those guys that the fat goes to his face. So to get that sort of jawline and face he needs to get to extremely low body fat

        its jaw filler, bones don't change shape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      from manly to gay

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in jail, I read "defy not the heart" and it was so fucking stupid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the plot?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This big gigantic beefy knight marries an average looking girl who owns a castle for a "political" marriage but then they fuck a bunch of times and he realizes she's the only pussy he could ever fuck and all other women become disgusting to him because she's so perfect and he needed a strong woman in his life to make him realize this because he's such a fucking moron otherwise.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol classic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol i know why its called porn for women this things

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it. I mean that's a pretty bad summary you gave. And there are a lot of fun scenes, like when he goes visit the town whore for sex advice

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's going for $7 on ebay right now for the version with a beefcake on the cover, fyi.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that part was also retarded. He wouldn't need to me taught how to grope a woman properly. He's a giga chad pussy hound. None of it was exciting. None of it had any material. It's just a simple minded woman's fantasy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, typical womens erotic lit. 50 Shades of Grey was the most poorly written book I've read. Seriously EL James is a shitty writer. It was media trickery that made 50 Shades famous.

          Also yes, women are the weaker sex both physically and mentally, and it's only been confirmed the more I try to understand and empathize.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's worse is that 50 shades was supposed to be a twilight fanfiction, but she wanted to publish so she swapped out names and erased the vampire bit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's worse is that 50 shades was supposed to be a twilight fanfiction, but she wanted to publish so she swapped out names and erased the vampire bit.

            Why is The Turner Diaries criticized for being poorly written but not Fifty Shades of Grey?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              "You have the best tits on the east coast"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it. I mean that's a pretty bad summary you gave. And there are a lot of fun scenes, like when he goes visit the town whore for sex advice

          I love how guys here even guys going to prison read the same shit my 92 year old granny reads.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who do you think is sending me letters in prison? We talk about books and we talk about you. When ARE you going to settle down with a nice lady?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Who do you think is sending me letters in prison?
              Women hungry to submit to a strong yet rightuous man.
              > We talk about books and we talk about you. When ARE you going to settle down with a nice lady?
              I settled for a very average looking women most here would call ugly, tha't's very flexible and is very drama free. Thanks for asking, I hope you're a blessed as I am.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So no actual routine for these guys?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upper body day every day, hanging crunches x F after every workout, hairmaxxx (length and care), poetry reads x F every night.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck yeah, long-haired Chads win again.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought women preferred dadbods

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, like how their personality and working hard and being a good person are the main way they choose a mate.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really is art.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      D I C K P A R K I N S O N S

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hilda heard the sound of galloping abs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As if women know what having muscles is like. they just think owning a horse means rich, having muscles means strong, and a galloping horse sounds like dick in wet pussy.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my grandma read a ton of these. I miss her.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask the natty king

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notice how there is only 1 woman for every one of those covers.

    He is super powerful, super manly, super hot, super alpha. He could have literally any amount of females and he probably does: but he is tamed and leaves everything for just (you). Because (you) are literally better than hundreds of other woman AGGREGATED.

    This is the woman equivalent of guys dreaming about having an harem of schoolgirls to fuck for the rest of their life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except polygamy is illegal in stable, first world countries?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck that, make your own laws.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck that, make your own laws.

        If we're told we shouldn't care what fags do in the privacy of their home and get married, why should anyone care what multiple consenting adults do in the privacy of their home?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the woman equivalent of guys dreaming about having an harem of schoolgirls to fuck for the rest of their life.
      Every girl in a harem gets wet when they think about them taming the emperor and bearing the heir. I can only imagine the level of political cat fights that happend behind the scenes in for example the Ottoman empire or China, where you have families catrating their younger sons so they can get access to the politics of the harem.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I think you're all taking dumb fanfic-tier writing smut too serious, this is hilarious.

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