How do I get thicker hands?

How do I get thicker hands?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit shit with a hammer

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masturbate nonstop for 30+ years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Looks at hands*
      Nah

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Continue living and using your hands for another 20 years.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look into hand-increasement weighted training, I think that's what you're looking for. Should up your glove size by 1-2 within 3 months.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      https://www.healthline.com/health/can-you-increase-the-size-of-your-hands

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having fingers bigger than your dick

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly why would you want them? Thick hands are poor men's hands.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coping is not reality anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it cope? Poor people are manual laborers, aka the bottom layer of society
        Rich people have gentle hands generally, because they don't have to toil like slaves

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rich people have weak hands, and as a blue collar chad, every time I shake hands with a rich snob, despite my faggy appearance, they are always surprised at how rock hard and strong they are. It's enough that they will respect anything and whatever I say. No matter the absurd price I charge after fixing whatever they hired me to fix, they will pay that price, because otherwise they know these hands will destroy them next

          you're wrong about hands. They rich bitches need you, and when they do, they are completely powerless against you. They might think they have all the power in the world, but on a one on one scenario, they are completely powerless vs the blue collar chads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So..you want to keep your bitch boy hands ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anybody who does hard manual labour is a fool and should be looked down upon
      only pakis and subhumans think like this. Typical mudslime mentality and the reason why the middle east never amounts to anything. The white man works

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck are you talking about?
        im muslim and my family are very wealthy construction people, and theyre not just bosses like my dad built our own house lol

        where did you get this idea that muslims look down on manual labour people when most of us do exactly that haha?

        muslim immigrants in europe (Turks specifically) have the lowest unemployment rate out of all other immigrants including other Europeans like Polish, this is taken from the German stat

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muslim immigrants in europe
          What the fuck have you been smoking 90% are on welfare forever stop bullshitting

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no? you're mistaken with gypsies and eastern europeans + native english people lol
            muslims are extremely hard working i don't know if being on 4chan has raped your mind or what because its just an objective fact, turks are the least unemployed immigrant group in europe and guess what bro they're muslims

            you obviously don't count syrian refugees into that because syrian refugees don't represent Islam, they are just millions of scattered refugees that even muslim countries have a problem with

            obviously if you're too stupid to understand nuance and just like to say KILL moronS N MUDSLIMES ill pardon you for your mental disability but walk into any university engineering class and its full of muslims and nobody else barely lmfao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is it cope? Poor people are manual laborers, aka the bottom layer of society
      Rich people have gentle hands generally, because they don't have to toil like slaves

      you act like how a metrosexual rich antagonist in a child's cartoon would

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude posted a pic of him as a teenager and he was a gorilla back then, unreal genetics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here, look at this shit. What an absolute beast.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        caricature

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit imagine a punch from those things

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        How do I get thicker hands?

        remember, there are pros and cons to everything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Homunculus type-beat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fable character looking ass

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, spot on

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shall we meet for whisky and cigars later?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, forgot how dishonored's art style gave every man gigantic hands unless they were wearing gloves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jfc those forearms.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bob the Builder

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jeff Dabe. He was on Tosh.O:

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a redfall character

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >CHARGER!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        luther strode over here

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude his finger is the size of my dick

    god damn it

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those grip strengthening things help

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting has very much changed how my hands look, you have a fair amount of muscles on your hands and they'll grow just from gripping the bar, I like the change

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine those fingers in ya.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lean hands >>>

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to IST gay

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Color him green and he'd be the next incredible hulk

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine fapping with those hands. I'd rip my own dick off by accident

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    working, like real work far away from the computer your in front of. fishing or farming, digging ditches landscaping gardens, day in day out working with your hands for hand gain and callous building, if you cant have your fingernails ripped out from daily actions with your hands at your job you wont get hands like these.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably it.
      My dad was working for my grandpa since he was 13 and he has very thick hands.
      I don't for obvious reasons but it doesn't bother me since I can reach places he can't in an engine bay.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he gives earth-shattering finger bangs.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad used to work with a guy with enormous hands, and everyone used to call him: 'Shovels'.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forced no fap

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock climbing

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As others have said it's about volume and moving your hands in ways you simply will not and cannot at a gym. I have small hands they're really strong from having a career where you have to use various openness of grip (weird wording but it's the best I can think of), pinch, twist, hold something heavy in place, lots of volume, exposure to heat etc

    The only thing I've done that isn't a lifestyle thing is hitting a heavy bag. Other than that you have to actually play a sport of be active, it's just unobtainable for gymcels

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do bouldering non stop and train grip for a few years

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