How do I into Buddha mode?

How do I into Buddha mode?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI makes Buddha Mediterranean instead of oriental
    Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mediterranean
      Aryan Greek yes

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buddha is an absolutely shredded greek god
    Bro, that's not how it works

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up chud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Japanese depict Jesus as Japanese. Got a problem with that?
        Yes. Yes, I do.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's cute.
          >oooooh Jesus-sama sugoooiii

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine a Revelations anime where he goes super saiyan (canon).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just more upset about how he looks like he is ready to place #1 in men's classic physique, Buddha lived a real simple life and I don't think he trained as a bodybuilder.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was the greatest yogi iirc

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He certainly was smarter than the average bear

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              that bro has definitely not been diggin in pic-a-nic baskits

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Syd a chud?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at that horse face and deranged eyes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love this logic.
        >it's the japanese depicting Jesus as Japanese that's wacky, not the white europeans depicting an asian as a ripped white guy with rock star hair

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's not saying japs doing that is weird or bad tho

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you literally bloated the white one to sound worse you awful liberal.

          The Japanese depicting an Arab guy as Japanese
          vs
          A European depicting an Asian guy as European

          Go fuck yourself bloating up logic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have the reading comprehension of a 4th grader, but like a special needs 4th grader.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Budda like, many guys? Everyone that reaches enlightenment and becames one with everything also becames Budda because he's already one with everything or something like that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Buddha is both a person and a tittle, founder of Buddhism is the Buddha of the cycle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buddha was a prince and prince back then was also trained to fight for real too, I think you're confused Buddha with 'Smiling Buddha' which is deferent person, one is a founder of Buddhism, Buddha and 'Smiling Buddha', a nickname of one follower

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trained to fight
        in the story wasn't he completely sheltered from the outside world for most of his life?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          still have to be trained, he was a prince after all, fighting was like writing and reading

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aryan Übermensch.

    Yea I had seen this already on twitter, already saved it

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buddha is aryan now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not bald
    literally in the pali cannon buddha kept to the same monastic standards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was known for his super long hiar nad top knot

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making false images of the divine to taint the subconscious by associating the false images with the divine. Muslims were right to ban muhammad from being drawn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>IST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Buddha is not a divine being, you absolute retard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look up the definition of divine, you absolute genius. If you can’t see how depicting the people who lived closest to god, his prophets, and giving them physical features only divides people and dilutes their power to inspire. White jesus drove a generation of blacks to convert to islam, where muhammad is not depicted as they understand that this is blasphemous.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not just the blacks. Pretty much anyone that knows what blatant pandering is would recognize that's bullshit from the Church, especially since Jesus never ran around telling people he was God and that was an innovation almost 300 years later.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >especially since Jesus never ran around telling people he was God
            pretty sure he said that a lot actually

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you are so attached to the material world that seeing a depiction of Jesus as a different race (there is literally a depiction of Jesus as every race, pick your fancy I guess) would drive you to conversion, you were already living outside of God's word like this heretic

          Not just the blacks. Pretty much anyone that knows what blatant pandering is would recognize that's bullshit from the Church, especially since Jesus never ran around telling people he was God and that was an innovation almost 300 years later.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can literally imagine how muhammed looks like based on his descendant...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only western art reached the height to depict Jesus in a way that honored him. Could you imagine the stuff muslims would have painted?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Regardless of the Buddha being divine, or not, he did not want to be idolized via iconography.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but he also didn't forbidden it of made it a sinful thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buddha was a human and a prince

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic rel is the closest possible representation of many important cultural figures, Buddha, Andrew Jackson, possibly Romulus, etc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Andrew Jackson
      Best president

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >five fingers + a thumb on each hand
    Where was this in their ancient texts?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semen Retention for 12 years and learn magick. Hitler and his shamans did. That’s how they got the Ufos and stuff. They also saw all the portals to the outerlands when he did his world tour with Mussolini

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read The Path to Nibbana: How Mindfulness of Loving-Kindness Progresses through the Tranquil Aware Jhanas to Awakening

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meditate under tree for four days straight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He meditated/fasted for 49 days under a tree, before he was tempted by Mara the demon. sound familiar?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meditation planks

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat shrooms

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't eat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The path of asceticism lead no where

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >J-just a few more days
      >aaaaah I'm foosting

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he was a big fat asian guy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's another local figure who is also called the laughing Buddha, quite unrelated but I have a statue of him because he's a jovial looking fella.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: americans think buddha is an individual rather than the fact that all living things are buddha but are trapped in the illusionary cycle of samsara

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone has a little bit of buddha in them, every fuckin cunt out there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can be a sick buddha if you wanna be bro.
        If your some fat buddha making this shit up people will be like aww yeahh buddha bro yeah, they wont give a fuck man.
        In life if you wanna be buddha? you gotta be a sick buddha ripped buddha you're gonna go to nirvana and dont give a fuck. Because that's what sick buddhas do bro, none of this sad buddha. We're all gonna fucking make it that's it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Buddha teach to question everything but thinking for yourself, even the Buddha's teaching
          >was teaching to be responsible human(don't do bad deeds) but also to stop giving a a damn if it was too nonsense(let it go)
          >nirvana is actually the ultimate form of 'fuck this shit, I'm out' because once you reached it, you will no longer reborn or continue to exist after you died
          you're one of the closest to Buddhism in this thread

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