I'm worried about getting a massage and then them not offering it, and if I bring it up they might kick me out
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How do I know a massage place will give a happy ending?
I'm worried about getting a massage and then them not offering it, and if I bring it up they might kick me out
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Mate you’re in Cairns, any of them that are open late are handjob joints. The one at the base of the Mantra Trilogy is definitely one.
Really? So I never should go in during the day?
No you can get it during the day, but I’m saying you can identify handjob parlours by their hours being “till late”. What the frick else are they doing open at midnight. Other things to look for are obscured windows so you can’t see in, and google reviews. I’m sure there’s probably a leddit for it…
Can you touch their breasts and stuff or do you just lie there
Just pull up and see if the people going in and out are fat ugly morons like you.
Rub maps.
Cross reference with google reviews and read between the lines.
Pro tip: most Asian places do it. Get fully naked. Don’t cover with towel, don’t get discouraged if she covers you with towel. As she walks by your head touch her leg a bit and gradually work your way to grabbing ass. Cops are not allowed to touch them, this shows her you’re down with the shit. Also don’t discouraged if the massage is actually good, some of them are legit massage places despite being run by sex workers and Asian mafia. At the end she will have you flip over and either ask you what you want, which means you can negotiate for more than a hand job, or (in my opinion if you’re lucky) she’ll just start doing whatever she’s willing to do without asking you.
Damn, been holding off on going because I don’t have the money and am waiting to hear back from a potential job. I may sign up for Uber eats and make myself a quick $120 this week so I can go again. Actually it’s been a while since I’ve had good head, may as well pay for it. Idk what head costs at massage places… $50 is usually the hand job fee.
or you could just get a girlfriend
I’m unemployed from the dating market, between b***hes if you will. After breaking up with my gf last year it occurred me to I never actually liked any of the women I’ve dated. But I like myself so I decided I’ll just focus on myself for now, and if I meet a girl I actually like them so be it. I don’t want a gf if I don’t actually like her no matter how attractive she is.
Strip all clothes, rub nair all over body including scalp, shave everything, rip finger and toe nails off, skin your flesh to the muscle.
Or you could just jack yourself off in 1 minute and stop being a slave to the Black folk of gender.
Bro have you ever had a good blowjob? I'll deal with women forever if they let me cum down their throats.
I've done everything sexually I could ever want to do but it's just pointless pleasure with the same end result. I can reach the exact same destination by myself without dealing with mind slavery. Freedom is everything to me.
Nah man, I like how boobs feel too much
They feel incredible don't get me wrong. Sex itself with the right woman is phenomenal. But the price of admission into the sexual world is one I'm not willing to pay for now. It's too expensive in relation to time, money, my mental state, etc.
You are paying for sex either way. And at least in one of the cases you get exactly what you want in bed. If your goal isn't to establish a family, then getting a gf is absolutely pointless and dumb.
>Get fully naked
How do you do this part
Opposite question, how do I be sure to only get a massage and not have to turn anything down? My muscles are sore and need a good rub, but every massage place I see looks like sketchy stuff happens there.
I am in Germany btw
Book one at a fancy hotel, I go and get one at a fancy hotel downtown in my city once a month.
imagine paying 100$ for a handjob.
Don't do it unless you're getting full service, ass eating, etc.
that's even worse. Imagine getting a blowjob from someone who just ate a bunch of ass earlier that day. Sex work in general is disgusting to me.