How do I not age like this?

How do I not age like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be white

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont get fat
    dont smoke
    dont drink
    sleep properly
    exercise
    (he is from the north of england so I guarantee he smokes, drinks and has a god-awful diet and lifestyle)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      16 tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah mate, come to Scotland, we have kids start binge drinking at 12

        it's genetics. one of my mates is a hardcore drug user, drinker and smoker and looks by far the best and youngest of us all. sure lifestyle helps, but it's 90+% genetics

        moronic anecotal evidence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but dude looks good. It’s just hidden behind fat. If he got fit and to 12% I bet he’d look very good.

      Also, you forgot the most important one. Protect yourself from UVA.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet he’d look very good.
        Yeah if he were in his 40s maybe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's genetics. one of my mates is a hardcore drug user, drinker and smoker and looks by far the best and youngest of us all. sure lifestyle helps, but it's 90+% genetics

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be British

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that level of facial hair is fricking crazy for 16

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude is androgenic asf. beard, already balding at 16. the more masculine you are the worse you age

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the more masculine you are the worse you age
        this is why I am tactically fruity :3

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude's so full of testosterone he came out the other end. everything's a horseshoe i suppose

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't play darts

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does playing dart do other than showing off in a bar? which is becoming non existing now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It keeps the pork pie and oversised tshirt industries alive

      >mom with hand tattoo
      it was over before it even began for this lad

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom with hand tattoo
    it was over before it even began for this lad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know right?
      Nothing screams 'slag' like tattoos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know right?
      Nothing screams 'slag' like tattoos

      her female ancestors birthed men that conquered the world and to this day, she's raising champions with genetically gifted eyesight, hand eye coordination and stress mitigation.

      you may not like it but that's what peak female performance looks like.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be british

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is successful at a young age making good money, who cares if he looks older? Sure lookism is at play and he british but better than being a dyel twink.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off luke, go eat a pie

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > anglo

    It was already over

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