How do I sneak into gyms? I dont want to pay.

How do I sneak into gyms? I dont want to pay.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Sage

    What color are you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spaniard white

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I was brown I would already know the answer.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find a place with magnetic swipe badges and put a skimmer in there. Then you can print up your own card with someone elses info

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's a keyfob gym just say you lost your card. Although now some of them are fining whoever let's people in without keyfobs

    You can always go to a new gym and say, im interested in membership can I try out the gym. If you're nice some people will let you try out the gym for the day. Then just go to another gym. Eventually you'll run out of gyms though

    Next is to workout at Walmart/dicks using the equipment without buying it. I'm sure you can get away with it for about 30minutes before an employee gets called on you

    Lastly is to go to home depot and make your own equipment for cheap. Cement weights cost fractions of real weights. You can either buy molds or use those 10 gallon barrels

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a well thought out and thoughtfully ordered reply

      >this poster is probably not fit at all go back to /adv/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eventually you'll run out of gyms though
      at that point you just break out your box of disguises and go to every gym again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recommend the last one. As a broke teen, I used wet sand and small rocks in 2L fanta bottles to use as weights. Resistance bands are cheap these days. Cement molds aren't that hard to make

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can just use my phone number to get into any planet fitness in america
    its 9587032465, dont tell anyone op

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon, but there isnt a planet fitness in my town. We have a golds, a health and racquet club, and like 7 crossfit places.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >703
      same as my number

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I didn't recognize you, Gigachad

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gym is inside of a larger leisure centre
    there are turnstiles at reception you're meant to scan your card to go through, but right next to them is a wide door for people with wheelchairs/prams to go through, and 90% of the time they just leave that open for some reason. beyond that there's no other barrier, the gym door has no lock. I walk through the open door every day and no one says anything. so apart from the 10% of the time they actually shut it, anybody could just walk through for a free gym session.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easton Leisure Centre?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's a different Everyone Active one though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. I've been encouraging my dad to use my gym card so he can do exercise.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just take calisthenics pill and become one of those shredded hobos that work out at playgrounds

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Free outdoor gyms in some cities
    Work out in the weights section of Walmart
    Have friends with home gyms and ask them to use it
    Look for free gym gear through acquaintances and craigslist
    Supplement with bodyweight at home

    In all honesty though you'd be infinitely better off buying a pair of cheap adjustable dumbbells from walmart

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally walked into my local planet fitness and forgot to scan in. Try that, if they catch you just say you forgot your phone and you are going to get it, and dip.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an Amazon or FedEx uniform. Walk in with a box with your gym clothes in it. Walk into the locker room and change. Free gym. They'll let you in anywhere wearing delivery unis.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the gym be getting an Amazon delivery?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So Stinky Preet can get brand new pants delivered directly to the locker room, of course

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since this is cost cutting thread I thought I'd add this here.

    Sams Club right now is selling their 'holiday,' flavored proteins and collagen powders for pennies just to get rid of it before the 'new year resolutionists,' get bored.

    1.5lbs for 10$. So less than 70$ for 10lbs of protein. The only 'problem,' is that it's pea protein stuff. Although with how bad the prices are right now I bit the bullet and bought 10lbs already.

    They are also selling their collagen holiday flavor for 3$ but it's like 700g.

    Might want to check Wal Mart and other places that sell the holiday shit for deep discounts. I tried the 'peppermint mocha,' collagen and the flavor isn't bad. You get an instant hit of peppermint but immediately taste the 'mocha,' which just made me think of coffee. No caffeine in it though.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get in through the open bathroom window, all gyms have one

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    four or five of my friends and i used to use one guy's uni card lmao

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a friend, just have them scan in and say hi to the gym employee at the front desk. This momentary, mundane interaction will both distract them long enough for you to slip by and fail to stimulate their minds enough that they'll be alert enough to notice you walk past. Be as casual as possible, of course. They won't even register your existence if done right.
    I do this with my brother every single time we go to the gym. He has a membership, he just doesn't feel like scanning in.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find a commercial gym with depressed looking employees. The ones that don't even bother smiling at customers. They are both broken, but have also realized they can get away with not doing their jobs. They will notice you, but they will not stop you or care.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I travel for work (consulting) and can't be bothered to pay 20 dollars for a day pass 5 days a week. What I usually do is call someone and be talking on the phone as I walk in, nobody will bother someone on the phone. The other thing that I do if the doors are locked on a 24 hour gym is wait in the parking lot for someone to go in and then tailgate them in. This is pretty easy to do but you need to not be a creep about it. Park up close and wait for a decently big group.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a membership for a couple months and befriend the staff. After a couple months, they don't care if you scan your card or not since they know and like you. They just assume you're a member and are happy to see you when you walk in.
    or, Go during busy hours and you can easily just walk by the front desk and they won't notice. Even if they do notice, they won't do anything. This is how I sneak my friends in.

    If you can't do that then just learn calisthenics and workout at home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Charismamax.
      I speak to the workers often that they have even let my gf work out for free twice. When I mentioned I was gonna move, a worker offered to deviate from the rules and refund me for the remaining months since I had paid for the whole year, normally not refundable since you get a better, binded price.
      Also gave me and my gf a bag of goodies when they had a promotion. My gf isn't even a member and she's only been there twice with me.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If youelr gym has one of those qr codes that you can scan and validate your pass, just walk up to it and fake taking a picture and walk inside

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically get a high-vis vest and a clipboard and just walk in like you're supposed to be there

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