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Reply to this post, or your penis EXPLODES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
You wouldn't! You couldn't!
Penod esploed
NO NO NO NO
PLEASEEEEEEE DON'T DO IT
bump
Pls no, not my peepee
Nooooo
Not me hahaha
I want my pee pee safe
PLEASE NO ITS ALL I HAVE
no not my penis!
Noooooo not my penis haha
OH GAWD NOOOOO I DONWAN MY PENES EXPLOD!!! :O
Just took my dog for a walk in the opposite of my ex gf (she is my neighboor) just to not see me, and she walked right in fricking FRONT of me. I'm upset and unsettled. I did everything this 20 days to avoid her and now i saw that bpd scum in front of me. How do i cope? She was chasing me for a year and eventually this xmas she stopped contacting me. We broke up jan 2023 but somehow im hurt.
just stop caring. The best revenge is a life well lived.
Noooo!
replied
frick frick frick I hope it doesn't explode bros
Damn
oopsie
no my penis!!!
noooo not my pp 🙁
As a reforming picrel: daily meditation, clean diet, limited caffeine consumption (I only allow myself to drink tea), daily cardio, quitting video games (make your life your RPG), and most importantly, learning to love yourself. Just remember that it's a practice, not something you achieve that never goes away or something that other people inherently have that you don't. We are all capable of self love, even if it seems completely alien and incompatible. WAGMI
Oh god no
I can do all these things except dropping vidya, but I am at least cutting down my game time quite a bit
good post, danke
>make your life your RPG
always avoided games due to the fear I'd escapism hard with them, ended up infospongemaxxing instead, but it's about time to play the game of life
Just in case.
can't happen
PLEASE GOD NO
Huh
Frick you
My penis exploded inside your sister last night LOL
got me
not fricking risking it
gay
That was close.
It will explode in your anus if you dont stop homosexual.
Hah, nice try. That shit wont work on m-ACK!
NOOooooo
Black person
moo
SHITTTT
AHH PLEASE DONT MAKE MY PENIS EXPLODE!!!
Holy frick not my penis!
ok
NOO!
churrasco molhado
frick you Black person
oh frick
How dare you threaten my meat! what the hell did he do to you?
noo
better safe than sorry
Please you.
FRICK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stow that shit, soldier.
hang in there buddy
okay boss
NO NO NO !!! NOT MY PEEPEE !!!!!
OH FUCL
Oh no!
EXPLOSION
shit I need that thing to pee
My peepee right now
wienerus explodus
Not today
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy frick !!!
Black
You monster
ADHD isn't real, grow up and focus on what needs to be done. No excuses
frick you
Please don't explode my pee pee, it's all I have!!!
My penis going to explode cum all over you.
homosexual
OKAY
Frick you gay!! You like MEN!
Nice
Nooooo
not my pp plz
Reply
frick you
NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN BENISERINO
Holy shit
bump
god dammit
Rip the scrollers
oh frick
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
We've been monitoring you for a while. This post went too far.
NOOOOOOO
DON'T EXPLODE PP
ya got me
no
Explode from what?
Black person
Please don't
REPLY TO THIS POST AND DROPS DEAD
Sure heck, why not
aahhhh u got me fair and square
I want my penis to explode in girth in ur mums vaginer
AAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am a superstitious man.
Not taking any chances
Frick
ok
I might need it
Oh no
Black person
bump
N
🙁
Please God no!
oh frick
NOOOOOO
You mean in a bad way, right? Right?
FRICK
frickin memetic hazards
FPWP
Aaaaa
NOOOOO
bump
AHHHHHHH
Explodes in size, you mean, right?
you should have a nice day!
damn
wtf
My penis exploded in ur moms mouth already moron
But i need that
Rude
Noooo
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for the pp
AAAA
in your mom
scarry
Benis
wtf
oh FRICK
Lmao thats exactly me. The only reason i get shit done at this point is because i have an app that pushes notifications about shit on my phone periodically and i compromised and told myself if i get one i have to do it the same day. So far its working been doing it a couple weeks
https://github.com/jenspfahl/EverydayTasks
This is the app btw free and open source and hands down the best task management app there is
But it's on Android only
:thumbs up emoji:
>But it's on Android only
Sorry to hear about your moronation, ihomosexual.
>why yes I am an incel with green bubbles
>why yes I am an incel with blue bubbles
I don't know what bubbles or the color of them has to do with anything. Apple uses cChinese slave labor to make their stuff, and it's still overpriced garbage for what amounts to
>text messages, internet search, calls
Anything beyond that is gratuitous, and you've been scammed and zogged.
>I don't know what bubbles or the color of them has to do with anything
A small group of mentally ill zoomers are obsessed with what phone someone uses because they think more expensive = better
Unironically true
>letting mentally ill terminally online zoomers dictate what you do
I'm afraid to break it to you anon, but it's not the "green bubbles" preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Where can i find a girl with adhd?
Literally Anywhere
I have never met one
NTA and I promise you have. Literally every girl below 30 is this and a lot of them over 30 are too
they’re the ones on tinder that will suck your dick for a 6 pack. i promise they’re out there, everywhere
don’t bro she had 35 bodies. ADHD is a curse for women
Why are adhd girls hoes?
poor impulse control maybe
kink / polyamory communities
Why adhd girl into kinks and weird fetishes?
novelty-seeking behavior
sensation-seeking behavior
openness to new experiences
childhood trauma
I recently got roped into this world and now I have 2 hypersexual ADHD kinkster tomboy gfs. If you're a chud and not 100% laidback and nonjudgemental you won't vibe with them though.
Are they cute? I want one. I have adhd myself. I am a chud tho
>novelty-seeking behavior
>sensation-seeking behavior
>openness to new experiences
>childhood trauma
>2 hypersexual ADHD kinkster tomboy gfs
good sales pitch, I should give it a try
>nonchud 100% laidback and nonjudgemental
ought to be doable
I wanna see what happens if I don't reply.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35612676/
Try neurofeedback
>watches a video on mute,while listeting to another,all while distracted by his own thoughts
ooooooooooooooooff add browsing this thread and thats literally me right now
>tfw don't know if I'm ADHD, depressed, or just fricking moronic
The reason why I'm hesitant to call myself ADHD is because apparently, ADHD people can do things they enjoy for hours.
But I can't do a single activity for more than an hour without getting bored. Even something enjoyable, like playing a video game, I can only do for like an hour max before I get bored.
There is enjoy where as you said you can barely do it for an hour before getting bored. Then theres ENJOY where you can easily do it for 18 hours a day. ENJOY for me comes around maybe a scant few times a year when I really click with a game or tv series. Maybe you just haven't found something you really enjoy.
does playing civ 6 for 9 hours by accident count
Meds or insane Goggins level willpower that YOU WILL HAVE TO BUILD FROM EXACTLY ZERO - which in itself takes insane willpower.
These are the only two options.
Not OP but I trained myself to be disciplined enough to follow a schedule of daily tasks that keeps me productive and use addys as the fuel to keep me energized through the daily process. It still definitely requires decent willpower to get the most out of it.
That is me, I even look like that
Is this really what ADHD is? I must admit the only time I felt truly effective was when I illicitly took adderall in college.
Life doesn't matter anymore and it has become very obvious everywhere you go.
You can feel it when you are out in public, no one gives a frick about anything anymore. Even normies are blackpilled husks now.
I go to work and basically just do nothing. I don't give a shit if they fire me, it literally doesn't matter at this point. I'm poor if I'm NEETing and poor if I work full time. This society is pointless.
No community, no property, no families, no future. Where the frick do we even go from here?
Don't care about your blaque pealing n sheeeit, still going to train today and will be absolutely CHISELED this summer
I will steal all pussy from doooooooomers hahahahah
Buddhism but without the oriental look
I care about a lot of things. I almost care too much. Your worldview is formed by your own depression. But you'll get out of it I believe in you.
you sound like a homosexual
Holy frick that image.
Jesus I relate so much to both of them at 35. It's over. Also high on Kratom rn do I don't care.
I've overcome abandonment of tasks, exhaustion without effort, and (in the past) megadose caffeine. I'm working on reminders, feelings of inadequacy (and wastefulness / inefficiency), judgment calls, and mental preparation excess. I'm still grappling with voluntary control of will / extreme-hopping; "good enough" and moderation were never part of my vocabulary (compromise -> failure to achieve -> must compete). People tell me I'm a hard worker but don't see the half of it. I'm pretty sure I've got issues I need to work through.
Planning on megadosing psychedelics in the middle of bumfrick nowhere one day and fighting the physical manifestation of my mental defects head-on, while recording everything for myself to review later so I can actually stick the changes out permanently.
>Planning on megadosing psychedelics in the middle of bumfrick nowhere one day and fighting the physical manifestation of my mental defects head-on, while recording everything for myself to review later so I can actually stick the changes out permanently.
this sounds like a bad idea anon. life isn't a move and you're not bradley cooper
I know it could go terribly wrong. I expect to either come out on the other side a changed man, or dead. I don't trust anyone in my life to keep an eye on me; I don't want a hand to pull me from the darkness. I've ran from my problems for too long.
I did 4g shrooms by myself last time with roommates home, they didn't know and I sat in the dark the whole time. Anxiety central on the comedown since I fapped the whole time on the comeup. I wanted to test the waters and see exactly what 10 years of reading reports and checking data would translate to.
idk if youve ever actually done psychedelics before but this would be much more productive with a sitter you can trust to act as a sounding board
NTA but I've done a shitton of psychedelics and only once tripped with a friend for a couple hours, much better to do it alone and ride the wave, you just have to not be a pussy about it
but if hes recording it for notes later it doesnt make any sense unless hes speaking out loud
this sadly reflects me, how do i fix this?
would ritalin help me?
Ritalin help everyone, adhd or not. Might end up addicted and dopamine deprivation is no joke tho
Clean your room. If you can't even do that, then just give up, because if you don't have the belief that you can change yourself, then you never will.
buy new shoes anon
There’s the premiums my Black person?
Timberlands are absolute shit boots, even without the Black person connotations
>the slip n' slide special
Embrace it. Ride the highs, stop beating yourself up for the lows, and treat your focus like a muscle. You can train it to be stronger, and then it needs to rest.
In short get over yourself. Everyone has their shit and no one cares about your excuses. Most of the time they don't even care about the outcome, they just want to get on with their own day.
just get on stims. if the diagnosis is right they are well tolerated life-improvers.
don't listen to the luddite cretins on the internet
sounds like you overthink things. Stop worrying so much. Trust yourself to handle things; and fricking earn that trust.
LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE
You're probably a NEET living at home so you must find a way to live on your own for a while. Fight or flight pressure is the only solution to distracted thoughts for ADHD to focus on bettering yourself.
No other way but meds. Or leaving civilization (which you can't do).
ADHD specialist if you can, normal ADHD medicines if not. Try multiple.
Ie8ebeje
Bronkaid honestly helps a lot.
be careful if you have high blood pressure
Two types of adhd
Overweight obese people with adhd
Underweight people with adhd
>can't trust his own judgment
SHUT UP
Literally me
meditate or something
unironically sleep and quit doom scrolling.
delete any infinite scrolling apps like reddit, Instagram and tiktok. And then get 8 hours a sleep a night.If you get bored just sit there and do nothing.
>easier said than done
no it's literally that easy. you do have control over your own body right?
Flipped the switch and just feed my ungodly endless ADHD brain with anything it wants. I wish I could unleash my ADHD harder its been a huge help in my life.
Ultimately you'll improve your life through good choices but you'll come to learn ADHD is a whole other beast.
I’m getting prescribed vyvanse 30mg. I hope the dose is minimal enough that I don’t feel like I’m on stims but large enough for it to be beneficial.
>want to do things, get stuck
>procrastination
>anxiety from procrastination
>difficult time finishing things
>good at multitasking in the moment bad at long term goals
>can’t find things other people instantly find
>can’t get out the door without coming back inside for somethjng at least once
I’ve been brute forcing school and it’s been hard bros. The work is easy, it’s getting started and managing time properly that I struggle with.
30 is a lot. Try asking for 10s bc from there you can ramp up if you feel like you need it
As a resident of Flint, Michigan; I have little to lose in the event that I do not reply, as two-thirds of my penis has already withered away from the various airborne STD's localized solely in Flint, Michigan.
courtesy of IST
Thank you anon
Hehehe already did, prone bone in a Thai massage girl
I'm not replying to that dumb superstitious nonsense. My dick will be fin-AAAAAH MY DICK
This is the worst thread I've ever seen on this website in all my years
Meth