how do i stop farting so much bros my gf is getting pissed from having to inhale my fumes in bed and i dont blame her because they smell like death
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how do i stop farting so much bros my gf is getting pissed from having to inhale my fumes in bed and i dont blame her because they smell like death
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>he who farts doesn't need a doctor
What kind of fricking language is that? Bavarian?
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Weisheit des Tages
double your protein intake
Whenever you fart, go to the bathroom and try to shit.
fart into her butt
Garlic and kidney beans produce mighty farts, they will make your duvet smell like a lovely pot of italian sauce
Can spread monkeypox, avoid
Your diet is 100% of the problem, so I’d suggest looking into that. Use this as your excuse to start researching new foods.
Do this OP, hold it in as long as you can for the day towards the time to sleep. Then, when you're sleeping, stay awake in bed until she falls asleeps. Then make sure all the edges of the sheet are covered and sealed from outside airflow, then unload your entire tank you've been saving and hotbox the goddamn bed with your deadly fumes. Combined with your natural pheromones, by morning the miasma of death will ferment into a quiet literally unresistable and inescapable (and likely unwashable) scent of pure manliness that will imprint her with your presence of unique musk for the next few weeks. Do them suprises anon, women love suprises.
Let me guess. He fell for the broccoli meme.
Charcoal
Subjugate her or she will you.
dont overeat lardass
What do you normally eat and what sips do you take? Also are you normally a morning pooper?
Fartbro here, I know your pain.
only fart at work
fart on her nose, assert your dominance.
Do you eat a lot of beans, broccoli or other types of veg? Cut that down a bit
tell her she needs to learn to love the smell
don't change your diet for a b***h