How do I stop myself from eating junk food bros? Reeses Cups just taste too good.

How do I stop myself from eating junk food bros? Reeses Cups just taste too good.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so fricking lonely

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it until it makes you sick. I do that with most junk food easily so I basically only have a few I eat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you eat enough you will get nauseous and vomit. Make sure you don't drink any water with it either; you want the vomiting to be as slow, painful, and chunky as possible. You'll associate the pain with that food and be unable to eat it again.
      >but you don't understand I'm a fat frick who can keep eating and eating
      No, you don't undertstand. I'm not saying go eat one family pack of Reeses. I'm saying go buy 15lbs of Reeses and continue eating them in one sitting until you vomit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually did this once a few years ago with cookies. Ate a whole family size thing of chips ahoy in one sitting, got violently ill, I'm assuming from the giant glob of sugar sitting in my gut. Don't think I've had a cookie since, the flashbacks kill any desire I once had

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you eat enough you will get nauseous and vomit. Make sure you don't drink any water with it either; you want the vomiting to be as slow, painful, and chunky as possible. You'll associate the pain with that food and be unable to eat it again.
      >but you don't understand I'm a fat frick who can keep eating and eating
      No, you don't undertstand. I'm not saying go eat one family pack of Reeses. I'm saying go buy 15lbs of Reeses and continue eating them in one sitting until you vomit.

      Actually did this once a few years ago with cookies. Ate a whole family size thing of chips ahoy in one sitting, got violently ill, I'm assuming from the giant glob of sugar sitting in my gut. Don't think I've had a cookie since, the flashbacks kill any desire I once had

      Based.
      I remember I turned myself off of burger king because it gave me food poisoning. I never go there anymore.
      I have to do this with all goyslop. Gorge myself till I feel sick and vomit.
      I will be lean dammit. No more cravings for garbage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      grabbed a 30 pack of the cups when they were on sale after halloween and ate all of them in one go
      felt like shit for the next 3 days
      the good news is I'll never touch a reeses cup again and very rarely any junk food after that
      a valuable lesson was learned that week

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did I never have to eat a 30 pack to know this is a shit idea?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait a second, I already did this with alcohol. Got really drunk one time, was sick for days afterwards, never drank again. How do I repeat this with the sugar israelite? It's gotta be in a way that I don't feel that bad immediately (I'd just throw up and that'd be it) but I feel like death in the days following. And it's gotta be eating sugary enjoyable foods so my brain makes that connection.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just shovel spoonful after spoonful of sugar into yourself until you puke. Do that for a week and just the thought of anything with sugar in it will make you sick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/beKR7ck.jpg

      this
      grabbed a 30 pack of the cups when they were on sale after halloween and ate all of them in one go
      felt like shit for the next 3 days
      the good news is I'll never touch a reeses cup again and very rarely any junk food after that
      a valuable lesson was learned that week

      >drink until I vomit
      >repeat until failure
      bros it's not working...

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cook good food at home. You crave the sugar, certainly not the Sneed oils and other various garbage they add in your goyslop.
    So eat the sugar. Add it to your milk or juice. The craving will go away.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally just don't buy it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. My in laws are visiting and they bought a bunch of snacks and junk food and I've gained tons of weight because it's there. I never buy it for myself because my money discipline is better than my eating discipline.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. You don't need much discipline to not eat chocolate in a house where there isn't any

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't actually. Packaged cheap chocolate like that makes my teeth hurt now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't actually. Packaged cheap chocolate like that makes my teeth hurt now.

      This. Chocolate itself is fine particularly if it's dark chocolate, but the candies based on it are bullshit.

      They're only good if you have no other options or you need fast-acting carbs.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that adults dont need to do anything in order to not eat candy "ohhh but its sooo good mmm mmm mmm I cant stop eating dis widdle candy baw".
    You're a fricking child and you make me sick.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

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          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

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            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

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              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oNpAiQQ.png

      For me, it's the oversized t-shirt

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  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reeses Cups taste good
    your brain on sugar addiction

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop buying them.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, so is coffee good for you after all?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yet my thread gets deleted frick you jannies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick'em indeed.

      https://i.imgur.com/b8x7wu3.jpg

      How do I stop myself from eating junk food bros? Reeses Cups just taste too good.

      Smoke crack cocaine instead and it won't matter.
      Or you could recognize that shit for the israelite plot that it is to addict you, make you sick and kill you before you draw too much social security.
      Teams of scientists, researchers, marketers, ect...are working around the fricking clock to make a product that will get you to always want another bite.
      The best defense is to not even start.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks doc

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who says you have to stop?
    Just don't do it too much
    One Reese's cup every so often isn't that bad

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP i too love reeses cups. you ever notice these days there is an occasional batch you buy that taste like crap? idk how they frick it up but sometimes they're inedible.

    get a different snack thats healthy and keep it nearby and eat that. like one of those containers of mixed nuts. just eat a handful of them and some other food that keeps you full.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

    One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

    Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

    I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For Barry, it was the McChicken

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I trained my discipline with intermittent fasting
    If you're not hungry enough to cave for a garden salad, you're not actually hungry

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick the sweat from her underboobs if you know what I mean

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next time you are about to eat junk food, choose not to. Repeat the same process on following occurrences. It's 100% that simple and is just up to you, there is no secret.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw bought one of those tubs of like 30 small cookies from costco for $10

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like with any addiction, step it down, stopping right away is bad.
    Only eat the junkfood on friday/saturdays. Those two days are the best days on the week.
    Give it a few months and you will detox yourself from all the salt and sugar, your taste glands recovering. Eventually the junkfood will taste bad.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food is not legally allowed to enter your mouth without your permission.

    After a few weeks of no junk you don't crave it or miss it anymore

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw them all away and don't buy anymore. If anyone offers you any say no regardless of the occasion

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reeses Cups just taste too good.
    They don't, you are addicted to sugar and your pallet is fricked from eating junk.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop myself from jerking it to delicious 2D brown girls?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to do that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick brown girls irl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if only most brown girls looked good

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People downplay just how addicting junk food is. It's not just the sugars, salt and fats but all the processed parts that make you crave more. I stopped buying slop, stocked my fridge with lots of fruit and put natural things like cacao and honey in my coffee. If you can struggle through the first week you'll stop craving it. I found I became far less hungry after cutting all processed food out of my diet. It's not just calories or fiber or protein that affect satiety.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real problem with addiction, whether it's junk food or cigarettes or alcohol or anything, is that everyone is different and different for every person. It is, unfortunately, up to you to figure out the best way to beat your addictions. Maybe that means going cold turkey. Maybe that means a slow decrease in amounts until it hits zero. Maybe that means going maxxxx until you get sick of it and never want it again. You just need to experiment with different options and see what works for you.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I stop myself from eating junk food bros?

    Discpline, anon. If you season your food right, you won't miss eating out... for the most parts.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to, carbs are a superfood sugar is what your brain and body run on. Aspartame, corny syrup and canola oil have been proven by science to be safe and effective/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Drinks diabetes in a cup
      >Is fat as frick

      That woman is gonna die

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adding sugar to a 50% sugar drink
      Jesus Christ this is like adding rectified alcohol to vodka, even an alcoholic beyond saving will tell you it’s mad
      How does she still have teeth?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You already know what you have to do, but you post this thread feigning ignorance in an attempt to fool yourself into thinking you’re ignorant. Gradually ween yourself off of junk food over time. It’s been the answer since you started eating it and deep down you’ve known that last the answer the entire time.

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