I would like to one day be able to fight boars and bears with my "bear" hands hehe. anyway, is this possible
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How do I train to fist fight wild animals? Is it feasible
>boars
With a knife and a dog if you're strong enough. Strongman type training and cardio would do the job. Knifehunting boars is a sport in Texas.
>bears
Death. You will die an agonizing death and your mother will be emotionally destroyed because of your stupidity. Do not try to fight a fricking bear you dumb dumb. Even a black bear, the smaller of the bears you'd fight, would push your shit in even with a weapon in your hand. They were once considered mythical creatures by Native Americans and when Louis and Clark ran into a Grizzly the legends didn't do it justice how fricked it was trying to deal with a bear and they had guns. Do. Not. Fight. A. Bear. You. Fricking. moron.
I will fight a black bear with my katana.
Be sure to livestream it. Don't want to miss you getting mauled by a bear after your nippon steal fails you
put the pointy bit of the blade between you and the bear, what's it gonna do, parry you? Run face first into the sharp metal object?
Dude people get ripped up by bears after they've already shot the thing. Don't try to fight a bear with a fricking sword you idiot. God damn.
>Dude people get ripped up by bears after they've already shot the thing.
Yeah about 20-30 seconds of full force movement after lungs/heart is punctured.
>Get a picture of the animal food chain and start from the bottom like progressive overload.
psychopathic hypetropthy~
>do and literally fight with everything it's got to stay alive.
And so would I. Finally a worthy opponent!
>But I doubt that people these days have the biting strength to even get through it´s skin.
I'v been bitemaxxing for just such an occasion.
If you had full plate you would easily kill a black bear, probably even without a sword
50/50 with leather armour and a sword
Against a brown or polar bear I'm not sure since they probably don't need to get at your flesh with their teeth and claws to kill you, they can probably just crush you
>If you had full plate you would easily kill a black bear, probably even without a sword
Just punch him with the gauntlets or put him in a chokehold
What's he going to do?
Gauntlets?
All you have is a full plate, why would you have gauntlets?
He's gonna go medieval on that bear.
I'm gonna go medieval on his bare.
why do you keep posting this image of descartes?
It's the only one I have and laugh descartesposting
kek
haven't seen Descartes posting in so many years. Based and Dpilled
I'd fight a black bear. If I can fend off one with a broom from my neighbor's porch, a katana would make mince meat out of it.
Wouldn't fight a brown/polar bear though
Yeah I'm sure once you cut it and it feels genuinely threatened it won't just do what wild animals do and literally fight with everything it's got to stay alive. moron.
Maybe start with something easy, like a swan and build up from there. Get a picture of the animal food chain and start from the bottom like progressive overload.
literal sociopath shit, maybe you should start with a kitten you fricking animal
actually solid advice
>How do I train to fist wild animals? Is it feasible
It's feasible but you're a filthy motherfricker
Everyone can go fight wild animals like that, you´ll lose thou.
There is one record known of a man killing a bear unarmed in combat and he did so by biting over the bears artery located in the neck. But I doubt that people these days have the biting strength to even get through it´s skin.
>"bear" hands
its bare hands tho
Its a pun dum dum
There was a guy in the 1800s who killed a grizzly bear with his bare hands. He got charged, somehow got onto the things back, got a choke hold, and just vice gripped its neck until it died. He still got majorly fricked up, but it is the only recorded case of a human killing a bear without a weapon.
You'll have to periodize your training like a professional athlete
First off, you have to do MMA at least 6 times a week, 12 is better.
> Hypertrophy phase: you'll need to be fricking huge to stand a chance against a fricking bear.
> Strength phase: you obviously need to be as strong as you fricking can
> Peaking/motivation: developing power, speed and watching lots of anime.
>find a fish
>fish it
>pound it to death
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
Could you feasibly fight a bear with a spear if you had a tree to move around? I don't think bears could turn quickly to maneuver around the tree so you might be able to rotate around while thrusting.
You can but humans really have no business fist fighting anything. Most animals have claws or sharp teeth so they can do lots of damage. Our fists and teeth are blunt. You should train grip and throwing power and accuracy
at this point just use a gun
Where's the fun in using a gun
What if you just do a furry Fight Club?
nah i dont wanna touch a furry