How do they do it?

How do surfmaxxers always end up so toned and cut? The sport doesn't seem like there's much upper body involvement.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s good cardio, requires strong core and swimming ability. That will tone you. Add in confirmation bias that the better looking ones show up in pics more.

    I remember seeing a video where really good female surfers were complaining because the hot ones got all the sponsorships, talent didn’t really matter much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being slim also helps a lot with balance and maneuvering.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    West Oz boomer anon here, been surfing my whole life. In my mid 20s I bulked up a surprising amount around my shoulders, chest just from surfing. Granted I probably surfed 20 hours a week for a quite a long period of time. The aesthetic that resulted was mainly from hours a day of probably about zone 2 constant heart rate from paddling around trying to position yourself in water that is constantly moving, interrupted my short periods of intense heart rate when paddling for a wave or desperately paddling out to avoid a freak set wave that was coming in to wipe everyone out. The few times a surf sesh where you got caught in the break zone getting held under water for long chunks of time when you're desperately trying to paddle back out into calm waters would make you feel like you've just sprinted a mile sometimes. All of this is cardio but it's also just very constant low impact resistance training for the upper body too.

    Paddling around for a few hours a day feels like lifting very light weights repetitively for hours or doing a huge stint in a rower.

    You couple that with not eating like shit, young hormones, and to some degree good genetics, and yeah it's pretty hard not to have an aesthetic body.

    Then go look at the longboarders. Bunch of fat fricks or skinny anaemic vegan homosexuals. Because it requires little paddling and is done in calm surf.

    I'm mid 30s now and have to put in so much extra effort to stay relatively aesthetic compared to how easy it was just surfing in my 20s.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im 6’3” and dont have a choice but to long board. But I still enjoy it and all the shortboard flippydoo shit just seems so tryhard. I respect the guys who are good at it but they are all skinny manlets, without fail.

      Riding a wave as long as possible is cool. I want to learn how to hang ten too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice bait

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          MANLET

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you have such poor athleticism that you need a giant canoe to not fall over.

            I don't get the longboard hate. Would you rather stay at the beach complaining that the waves are too small than having some fun?

            I don't hate longboarders, I just think they're homos. Which is objectively true.
            Also there's very little fun in catching small waves on a low swell day. Just go spearfishing or something if you want to get in the water when it's flat.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are such a gay, lmao, kys

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to your boogie board, homo.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                longboarding is for shitty surf. you probably love to hang out in the carpark and suck off the old men on 11 footers and college kids on wavestorms.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The shortboards cant even support my weight you twink dumbass and im not even fat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno anon, maybe doing sports for hours daily does things to you?

      I've been skating for almost 2 decades (I'm well into my 30s now) and I'm still not fat and my knees are just fine.

      >longboarders
      Lmao at first I thought you're taking about longboards meaning the cruise type skateboards
      >Bunch of fat fricks or skinny anaemic vegan homosexuals
      would still be true hahahahah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the longboard hate. Would you rather stay at the beach complaining that the waves are too small than having some fun?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sport is filled to the brim with homosexual elitism.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surfers I've seen irl are just lean. Not really toned or cut.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like… they STAND on their boards, how can it possibly train the upper body???

    average ISTzen IQ here

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to keep pushing up off the board and run on sand? also it involves swimming and being poor

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a buff surfer body and ive never surfed in my life, also i am Aussie
    Must be genetical

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ive never surfed in my life,
      >also i am Aussie
      h-h-how...
      >country has frickall but world class surf
      >somehow goes his whole life without surfing

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >surfmaxxers
    Do you mean "surfers", you autist?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't mean something I didn't say. I mean what I said. I'm not talking about some boomer who will go catch a couple of waves and tell some stories about the barrels he caught in the 80s before he gets back to the open house at his new rental property. I'm not talking about surfers. I'm talking about SURFMAXXERS. The guys who absolutely max out on surfing, doing it like a part time job every week, traveling far from home because his weather app shows a storm coming in. SURFMAXXERS are the people who have the physique I'm asking about, not surfers.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Physical activity and eating less food
    Believe it or not your autistic gymcel routine and bulk cut cycle is not healthy and makes you look worse

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    socal chad checking in. most of it is from paddling, and having a strong core, swimming etc. in my experience for example, when there is a huge set coming, and you have no choice to keep paddling and wave is about to break on your head, literally fight or flight kicks in you will literally have to keep paddling no matter how tired you are. and around here, sometimes the waves (not fixed environment like most other sports) will only get good every once in a while, so people will surf for multiple hours nonstop without break, like a super long workout. and yes could be genetic/chance like most anons mentioned here

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who wants to get into surfing but maximise the athletic gains from it, what size board should I go for in feet? I am 6'2 and never surfed before.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drugs. They all do drugs.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Regular sunlight saturation
    >optimal vitamin D
    >sunlight is a vasodilator which promotes all health benefits
    2. Resistance swimming (like that of fighting ocean waves) is probably the most intense cardio you can get. If you don't believe it try doing the five mile morning swim that's required to be a lifeguard on a beach.
    3. Extreme dehydration
    >ocean water due to its salinity rapidly leeches water from your body
    >physical activity loses water
    >heat and sweat causes water loss

    Beach life is about as easy as it is to look shredded, if you workout even a little, you can be a God amongst men.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hardest part about surfing is you have to swim using no legs up until after the waves' breaking point, you also have to go completely under the waves in the process to get there.
    It's a pretty demanding sport if you ask me

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could get the same body by swimming and running

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