How do we get him into fighting condition

How do we get him into fighting condition
>Program
>diet
>stack

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All fields

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boogie is a god of IST

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and boogs get it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is anyone giving this fat fuck any attention?
    Legit question, I want to know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because Ethan Ralph is even more starved for attention than Boogie is, Keemstar will literally promote anything, and there are degens who will actually watch this for entertainment.

      Dubs and they both die before entering the ring.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and boogie loses first 3 rounds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk Hogan be praised!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to die. I want him to do so much cardio his heart finally give up. I want him to accidentally get caught in the lat pull down and hangs himself. I want him to take a bite that is a little too big and gets caught in his esophagus and that while someone tries to help him they only manage to break a rib and pierces his lung for extra fear and pain as he dies.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he gets his skull caved in lol.
    then he can join his pedophile dad in hell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But the garden gnomes are largely in charge of our media and government. Who else should we blame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that trump has more money to israel than any other president

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        has given*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        go back to quebec

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm danish, you burger brained american.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your froufrou gay languages all sound the same to first worlders.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >American education

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bbbbbased

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free plebbitard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      man people have always blamed the garden gnomes for stuff as long as history has been recorded because they're usually the ones doing whatever they're blamed for. I'm not sure why he thinks thats a recent trend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and then one day, for no reason at all, Hitler rose to power

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >because they're usually the ones doing whatever they're blamed for
        No, because it's easy to collectively keep scapegoating a scapegoat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is amusing because the concept of a scapegoat originated with the (You)s

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >man goes to a gym
          >gym quality goes down - plates and dumbells all over the place
          >he intentionally gives wrong lifting advice to newbies and they keep getting injured
          >gets kicked out of gym
          >this repeats over the course of decades and hundreds of gyms
          >OY VEY, IT'S DA GYIM'S FAULT FOR DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's also not just in the west, it seems like any culture that has interacted with them tends to come to the same conclusion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >”KILLING BABIES IS MY HUMAN RIGHT REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”
      How did it come to this? Seriously asking, it’s so unbelievably absurd it’s almost comical

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they control the language around the discussion of it. it's not killing babies if it's actually "aborting" a "clump of cells" or a "fetus". that's why they hate it when other people find a way to steer the language (like when the word groomer started getting popular). call them out for what they are every chance you get.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They call it “reproductive health” and they always ALWAYS default to the extremely rare example of a woman who would die if she didn’t get an abortion.

          My brothers in Christ I need you to understand that abortions for medical necessity make up less than 1% of all abortions.

          They are killing babies for pure convenience and calling you a terrorist for opposing it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they control the language around the discussion of it. it's not killing babies if it's actually "aborting" a "clump of cells" or a "fetus". that's why they hate it when other people find a way to steer the language (like when the word groomer started getting popular). call them out for what they are every chance you get.

        A < 3 month old "fetus" isn't a baby, it's an amalgamation of cells. Pick up a book sometime, schizogays

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day (this IS financial advice, do NOT do your own research)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did not refute the point at all, well done. Buy a rope retard

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Your point wasn’t worth refuting because, much like a defenseless unborn baby, you too are an “amalgamation of cells”.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that pic kek and so true

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're also an amalgamation of cells, fucking retard. Why the fuck did you draw a line at 3months of age?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because that's the first step of the fetus' development and some consider it unethical to abort from that point onwards. Germany for example

            Your point wasn’t worth refuting because, much like a defenseless unborn baby, you too are an “amalgamation of cells”.

            The fetus isn't alive at that point. In fact, it isn't for a while

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              But can you kill it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they control the language around the discussion of it. it's not killing babies if it's actually "aborting" a "clump of cells" or a "fetus". that's why they hate it when other people find a way to steer the language (like when the word groomer started getting popular). call them out for what they are every chance you get.

        Abortion is killing babies, abortion of an embryo is so that it doesn't become a baby. Your moral panic is a "feels over reals" argument.

        They call it “reproductive health” and they always ALWAYS default to the extremely rare example of a woman who would die if she didn’t get an abortion.

        My brothers in Christ I need you to understand that abortions for medical necessity make up less than 1% of all abortions.

        They are killing babies for pure convenience and calling you a terrorist for opposing it.

        Abortion is already an edge case. It isn't a decision taken lightly. Your statistic is made up.

        Why is it always the anti-auth, libertarian types supporting governments telling women what they can and can't do to their bodies? I thought you were against government overreach?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why do you libshits assume everyone is a libertarian who the fuck is actually a libertarian

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stoned college Republicans

            It's the intersection of Ayn Rand and legal weed

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sick burn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to hell and all you get out of it is being a brainwashed slave who grew up on Jon Stewart and shit. Absolutely pathetic and short existence is your fate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, seems like only the USA and third world shit holes have problems with this, Canada, Australia, Europe, the good part of East asia don't struggle with this at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting condition requires a fighting spirit.

      Good ol' Boogie making things about himself. Can't wait to hear how the next war affects him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >my support for child sacrifice makes me a saint because our degenerated society says it's a human right

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he'll still backout

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BOOGIE WILL USE HIS MASSIVE MASS AND WILL WIN

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ralph is probably one of the only people on earth that Boogie might be able to beat up lol.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Boogie have the advantage, it's literally STR VS DEX, like Boogie has a lot of weight on him, who cares how ripped the other guy is when you're fighting THE BLOB.

    Boogie has no fighting experience but can probably just steamroll over the other guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the sub-80 IQ argument. Go down some rabbit holes on YT, anon. Fatties get gassed really fast and then they get rekt.
      See also: Eddie v. Thor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is a ridiculous statement for many reasons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fatties with no fight experience gas out fast. Fatties at the highest level even tend to gas out. Also STR vs DEX makes no sense when you take a look at Ralph, he's just a more compressed fatty. If the fight happens no one gets steamrolled or KO'd and it will be the ugliest boxing the world has ever seen until about a minute in when they're both dying and whoever has slightly better cardio wins because the other can't hold their hands or legs up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      quintisentially ingerlish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been taking boxing class for a couple of months. While there are some fat guys who can use their mass to their advantage, these guys are not even close to boogie levels of fat and have been doing cardio very intensively and for a long while. People like boogie who are fat and untrained get gassed really quick and have no strength at all when striking.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no GuntGuardBros, we got too cocky..

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and Boogie dies in the fight, like Apollo in Rocky IV. Trips and my bro poo-shiesty will play his orphan son in the spinoff movie.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hyped.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't be ralph is too much of a fat pussy to dedicate himself to something like this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So is Boogie.

        Why would we want him to get into fighting condition? We hate boogie2988. Would be great if he was permanently damaged.

        I just want him to make enough gains that he thinks he has a chance and doesn't back out.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and boogie gets IST and btfo's everyone

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would we want him to get into fighting condition? We hate boogie2988. Would be great if he was permanently damaged.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gets his fake teeth knocked out

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He should get Sam Hyde as a boxing coach!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >program
    He needs to do a lot of cardio in order to be physically able to box, so mainly bag training and running, besides that maybe a powerlifting program.
    >diet
    Just let him eat regular food for once.
    >stack
    Test+tren

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and Boogie shits his pants during the fight after eating too much the night before. Wins the fight from everyone else passing out over the smell.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gut vs Gunt.

    I want to see this fight so bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually dry-heaved looking at that. He looks like a cube on sticks for legs.

  21. 1 month ago
    CarbEnjoyer

    >Program
    Boxing is quite cardio-heavy, so starting him off with what cardio and movement he can handle right now (rowing and swimming seem like good candidates) would be a good move. When his weight is low enough that the fat doesn't impede his movement, training for explosiveness over raw power is probably the best idea. Boogie needs to be quick since he (5'9") is shorter than Ethan (5'11") or Sam Hyde (6'4") and thus will have less reach. Boogie will have to be able to get in close.
    >Diet
    I know how ultra-obese people work. I was one. If you take away their soda, and the worst of their processed crap foods (Oreos, eating cake frosting with a spoon, daily milkshakes, etc.), it does not matter how gluttonous they are, or how massive they are, their weight will fall off rapidly until they hit around 200 lbs, and will stay there. Weight loss takes effort past that point. For Boogie, that's actually okay.
    >Stack
    No need, unless he is intent on crushing Sam. I don't know shit about roids, so I can't comment.
    If he followed the above Boogie could genuinely beat Ethan, and might (Unlikely but it IS possible imo) be able to dance around Sam and gas him out. It would be 12 rounds minimum, but I could see it happening.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Gunt is not 5'11 hes 5'3 max

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take him to the buffet. Nobody will be able to take down a fat man.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unitonically sumo.
    If he gets charge all he has to do is sumo toss him to the side, if he charges and gets tossed it's over.

    Both are so fat that whoever fall down won't be able to get back up. Also sumo is literally designed to use excess body Weight to the practitioners advantage .

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boogie just needed an excuse to finally shed some blood

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally who

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