How do we get Redditors into the gym, for the betterment of society?

How do we get Redditors into the gym, for the betterment of society?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i know im a great catch
    >i also have a weight problem
    ok man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He thinks he's a great catch because of his personality, which years of anti-Western propaganda and brainwashing has led him to believe is special and unique, but in reality he's simply an overgrown child with zero notable interests or traits.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The current girl I’m with totally admires me, and says she loves my autistic behaviors like collecting information about almost any subject imaginable and rambling about it to her. But something tells me it’s only attractive because I am also in peak physical condition, kek.
        Physical appearance is everything

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird, I don't remember making this post about myself.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this,back in high school(and now occassionally) I would be passive aggressive to girls about either their face being too round or their back sagging too much and got away with all of it because I was a tall,handsome athletic guy who does sports,most people dont want to admit it because they're not up to the standard,but attractive people can get away with saying almost anything that most other people cant.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet he plays with Lego

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i bet you do too homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No im not a manchild

            https://i.imgur.com/Z7C7pGf.jpg

            >He doesn't play with Lego

            Manchild

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't play with Lego

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zero notable interests or traits.
        how can you say this about the man who coined the term "douchehouse" ???

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember writing in this style when I was 11 years old on AIM, not the delusional loser part just the obviously preteen typing. Good times

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am going to the douchehouse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to call it the douchehouse henceforth

      based, see youse guys there

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to call it the douchehouse henceforth

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i know i'll be a great catch
    >he's not a great catch
    many such cases. Sad!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im a great catch
      Why?
      >why?? I.... I JUST AM OKAY??

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i know i look like shit
    >thats not why i lack confidence
    >anyone who isn’t in this position is a douche
    >girls only like douches
    >dont want to be a douche
    What is this mental illness?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk or care to categorize it, but there are multiple delusions going on that this homosexual is then using as reasons for refraining from or being excluded from participating in something he proclaims to have some desire for.

      however, since we know he's insane and delusional, we can safely discard his 'reasons' as being just as invalid, so the reality is that the guy is just a fat stupid coping loser, and anything he comes up with to explain it is bullshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      redditbrain

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    genetic mistakes shouldnt breed. even these genetic mistakes realize they are a mistake. its just a hard pill to swallow

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