How do you achieve Space Marine mode?

How do you achieve Space Marine mode?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't
    They literally have two hearts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what for?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they get mogged by primaris anyways

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If space marines are 230cm tall, then how tall are primaris? How tall are primarchs?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Primarchs are between 10-12 feet tall. Mortarion is the tallest even pre chaos steroids, he got taller when he got Space Hell gains. But Magnus can change his size at will.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything from Cadia falling onwards is so badly written, badly conceived, and contrary to the original appeal of the setting it should be considered non canon. Any 40K material from late 2017 I think it was onwards is just dead to me unless it is explicitly set before these events.

      You can even mostly still be into the models with this mindset. Primaris marines can pass for regular marines with either Mark 5 or non-standard helmets, then avoid hover tanks or any of the other stupid new unit types.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Primaris get mogged by second founding vets consistently.

      Either way, alpha primus mogs everything not primarch anyway

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope SMs don’t have gay tribal tattoos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are many shpase mereen chapters and ofc there are course gangster chapters with tats and all

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Closest is Cbum or Cutler in his prime if you want a IRL idea how the would look like just bigger

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a Thunder Warrior, not a Space Marine

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to when Custodes are the real Alphas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bunch of homosexual mary sues whose fanboys cry when they get out-gayed by a handful of twinks in clown outfits.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the steroids and a few extra organs.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Warhammer 40k. It's awesome.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tan blondes irl really like me for some reason. Dunno if its because im jacked and neurodivergent or what

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      man ive seen this pic 100s of times in memes but no one has yet to source the girl. amazing rack

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    .50 cal AP goes straight through whatever body armor this fat sack of shit could wear. GG.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our modern weaponry doesn't do shit to ceramite armor.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the author. ADB had a space marine killed by a wooden spear. McNeill had a World Eater punch through an armored Custodes chest with his bare hand.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The former is moronic, the latter can kinda make sense given that it's a fellow superhuman spiced up with Chaos energy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tanks from the year 40,000 can’t shoot through that armor

        I'm not talking about your gay nerd shit, just what he could wear IRL to make up for being a massive target.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are talking about our gay nerd bullshit because that's what he is and armour is actually the least of the reasons you trying to kill one of them with a gun wouldn't work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tanks from the year 40,000 can’t shoot through that armor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. No it doesn't. .50 cal ain't shit in 40k, the pistols these guys have use .75 cal rounds that also explode and those don't even take down space marines all the time.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What the frick is this fricking gay nerd bullshit
    You answered your own question
    >gay nerd bullshit

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get the biggest guy in the gym to implant his gene-seed deep into you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds kinda gay. You sure this’ll work?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't hurt to try. I mean, you got any better ideas?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats more dangerous. Sambo or krav maga? Is krav maga actually deadly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sambo is pressure tested. Krabby magoo is not

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nun

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    selective breeding.
    the fact that Hapthor or whatever that big viking c**t's name is, had a child with some little midget of a woman is a crime and should not be allowed.
    he should have been forced to breed with a 6 ft + amazonian woman like that big blondie from GOT. they would have had a real life space marine offspring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9bnFgaI.jpg

      How do you achieve Space Marine mode?

      They get roid implants - not just roids but artificial organs that keep them in constant roided state. And if you surivive that you get also gen editing on top.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    henry cavill likes it and he mogs you by 10000x
    you have no place

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Nooooo, you can't show interest in anything but the most boring normie slop!

      Keep seething, nerds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most handsome man alive btw

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raised Catholic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9KsGcm1.jpg

      Most handsome man alive btw

      He is the exception, anon. Not the rule. Do you know what exceptions and rules are in this context?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a (you)

        I can see you're desperately baiting for attention and I hope I've brightened your day a little by giving you some, Anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly the guys mogs anyone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >henry cavill likes it
      What a sad cope. Cavill likes it and it's considered remarkable because everyone's like "whoa this chad guy is into loser hobbies". No-one cares about actual losers (you) being into it. It just re-enforces what a gay nerd you are.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just leave the thread moron, what are you trying to achieve?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't it was deboonked a while ago, it's just a publicity stunt that his company made him do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        False. Henry is a certified nerd. He almost didn't get the role of Superman because his agent couldn't reach him on the phone. Henry was raiding in WoW and wouldn't pick up.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Nooooo, you can't show interest in anything but the most boring normie slop!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta start gene-seed therapy

    But frick you, you chickenshit mon-keigh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick the Eldar
      nearly all of your problems are caused by just failure to communicate and thinking your dying species can take on ancient cosmic space horrors single handedly

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't, it's too late for you. Your best bet is to take a kid, raise him Spartan lifestyle, and when he's 12 or 13 start implementing him with bioware and cyberware.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think itll go mainstream because big muscular guys

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warhammer is gay as frick, it's a bunch of dudes jerking each other off about how big the characters are, and how much bigger they are compared to normal people
    Look at OP picrel for example
    >WOOOOOAAAAAH DUDE THAT GUY IS FREAKIN' HUGE DUDE LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO THAT NORMAL GUY
    And look at picrel, I've seen this shit multiple times and it's literally just homosexuals gushing over how much bigger the guy is than the normal guy, it's fricking gay.
    Star wars tier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the reason why i think it will go mainstream

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a bunch of dudes jerking each other off about how big the characters are, and how much bigger they are compared to normal people
      So... IST?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ouch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek got em. Current body threads are the gayest (most homosexual) threads on all of IST.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry you don't like thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally american pro sports like football and bodybuilding

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And wwe , anime manga, superhero comics movies etc

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    women can be space marines now you sexist jerks

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >450kr
    >90kr
    bra pris

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is fricking hilarious, why the frick are we getting so many trolls shit talking warhammer and saying:
    >WOAH!? WHAT'S THIS? WHY IS THERE NERD STUFF ON IST!?
    >WHAAAAT!? WHAT THE FRICK! NERD SHIT ON THIS SITE! THAT'S NOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!
    its so fricking funny, when Terry said that psyops FBI agents fricking glow he must have been talking about this shit. Yeah, they aren't cops or FBI agents, but the fricking homosexual shills doing this dumbshit to shit on the culture of the site is the funnies fricking shit

    also, morons, all of you

    stop feeding the troll and giving them any (you)s

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down homosexual, there is nothing on this website that is ever worth getting butthurt about. Nice digits though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone likes something that I don't
      This upsets people way more than it should.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of gene seeds, especially if you wanna go primaris

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ritual surgery

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First thing is to choose a Primarch. I recommend Ferrus Manus because the Iron Hands are the coolest.

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