Primarchs are between 10-12 feet tall. Mortarion is the tallest even pre chaos steroids, he got taller when he got Space Hell gains. But Magnus can change his size at will.
Everything from Cadia falling onwards is so badly written, badly conceived, and contrary to the original appeal of the setting it should be considered non canon. Any 40K material from late 2017 I think it was onwards is just dead to me unless it is explicitly set before these events.
You can even mostly still be into the models with this mindset. Primaris marines can pass for regular marines with either Mark 5 or non-standard helmets, then avoid hover tanks or any of the other stupid new unit types.
Depends on the author. ADB had a space marine killed by a wooden spear. McNeill had a World Eater punch through an armored Custodes chest with his bare hand.
You are talking about our gay nerd bullshit because that's what he is and armour is actually the least of the reasons you trying to kill one of them with a gun wouldn't work.
Kek. No it doesn't. .50 cal ain't shit in 40k, the pistols these guys have use .75 cal rounds that also explode and those don't even take down space marines all the time.
selective breeding.
the fact that Hapthor or whatever that big viking c**t's name is, had a child with some little midget of a woman is a crime and should not be allowed.
he should have been forced to breed with a 6 ft + amazonian woman like that big blondie from GOT. they would have had a real life space marine offspring
They get roid implants - not just roids but artificial organs that keep them in constant roided state. And if you surivive that you get also gen editing on top.
>henry cavill likes it
What a sad cope. Cavill likes it and it's considered remarkable because everyone's like "whoa this chad guy is into loser hobbies". No-one cares about actual losers (you) being into it. It just re-enforces what a gay nerd you are.
False. Henry is a certified nerd. He almost didn't get the role of Superman because his agent couldn't reach him on the phone. Henry was raiding in WoW and wouldn't pick up.
frick the Eldar
nearly all of your problems are caused by just failure to communicate and thinking your dying species can take on ancient cosmic space horrors single handedly
You can't, it's too late for you. Your best bet is to take a kid, raise him Spartan lifestyle, and when he's 12 or 13 start implementing him with bioware and cyberware.
Warhammer is gay as frick, it's a bunch of dudes jerking each other off about how big the characters are, and how much bigger they are compared to normal people
Look at OP picrel for example >WOOOOOAAAAAH DUDE THAT GUY IS FREAKIN' HUGE DUDE LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO THAT NORMAL GUY
And look at picrel, I've seen this shit multiple times and it's literally just homosexuals gushing over how much bigger the guy is than the normal guy, it's fricking gay.
Star wars tier.
This thread is fricking hilarious, why the frick are we getting so many trolls shit talking warhammer and saying: >WOAH!? WHAT'S THIS? WHY IS THERE NERD STUFF ON IST!? >WHAAAAT!? WHAT THE FRICK! NERD SHIT ON THIS SITE! THAT'S NOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!
its so fricking funny, when Terry said that psyops FBI agents fricking glow he must have been talking about this shit. Yeah, they aren't cops or FBI agents, but the fricking homosexual shills doing this dumbshit to shit on the culture of the site is the funnies fricking shit
You don't
They literally have two hearts
what for?
they get mogged by primaris anyways
If space marines are 230cm tall, then how tall are primaris? How tall are primarchs?
Primarchs are between 10-12 feet tall. Mortarion is the tallest even pre chaos steroids, he got taller when he got Space Hell gains. But Magnus can change his size at will.
Everything from Cadia falling onwards is so badly written, badly conceived, and contrary to the original appeal of the setting it should be considered non canon. Any 40K material from late 2017 I think it was onwards is just dead to me unless it is explicitly set before these events.
You can even mostly still be into the models with this mindset. Primaris marines can pass for regular marines with either Mark 5 or non-standard helmets, then avoid hover tanks or any of the other stupid new unit types.
Primaris get mogged by second founding vets consistently.
Either way, alpha primus mogs everything not primarch anyway
i hope SMs don’t have gay tribal tattoos
there are many shpase mereen chapters and ofc there are course gangster chapters with tats and all
Closest is Cbum or Cutler in his prime if you want a IRL idea how the would look like just bigger
That's a Thunder Warrior, not a Space Marine
Why would you want to when Custodes are the real Alphas
Bunch of homosexual mary sues whose fanboys cry when they get out-gayed by a handful of twinks in clown outfits.
All of the steroids and a few extra organs.
Warhammer 40k. It's awesome.
tan blondes irl really like me for some reason. Dunno if its because im jacked and neurodivergent or what
man ive seen this pic 100s of times in memes but no one has yet to source the girl. amazing rack
.50 cal AP goes straight through whatever body armor this fat sack of shit could wear. GG.
Our modern weaponry doesn't do shit to ceramite armor.
Depends on the author. ADB had a space marine killed by a wooden spear. McNeill had a World Eater punch through an armored Custodes chest with his bare hand.
The former is moronic, the latter can kinda make sense given that it's a fellow superhuman spiced up with Chaos energy.
I'm not talking about your gay nerd shit, just what he could wear IRL to make up for being a massive target.
You are talking about our gay nerd bullshit because that's what he is and armour is actually the least of the reasons you trying to kill one of them with a gun wouldn't work.
tanks from the year 40,000 can’t shoot through that armor
Kek. No it doesn't. .50 cal ain't shit in 40k, the pistols these guys have use .75 cal rounds that also explode and those don't even take down space marines all the time.
>What the frick is this fricking gay nerd bullshit
You answered your own question
>gay nerd bullshit
Get the biggest guy in the gym to implant his gene-seed deep into you.
Sounds kinda gay. You sure this’ll work?
Can't hurt to try. I mean, you got any better ideas?
Whats more dangerous. Sambo or krav maga? Is krav maga actually deadly?
Sambo is pressure tested. Krabby magoo is not
Nun
selective breeding.
the fact that Hapthor or whatever that big viking c**t's name is, had a child with some little midget of a woman is a crime and should not be allowed.
he should have been forced to breed with a 6 ft + amazonian woman like that big blondie from GOT. they would have had a real life space marine offspring
They get roid implants - not just roids but artificial organs that keep them in constant roided state. And if you surivive that you get also gen editing on top.
henry cavill likes it and he mogs you by 10000x
you have no place
Keep seething, nerds
Most handsome man alive btw
Raised Catholic.
He is the exception, anon. Not the rule. Do you know what exceptions and rules are in this context?
Here's a (you)
I can see you're desperately baiting for attention and I hope I've brightened your day a little by giving you some, Anon.
honestly the guys mogs anyone
>henry cavill likes it
What a sad cope. Cavill likes it and it's considered remarkable because everyone's like "whoa this chad guy is into loser hobbies". No-one cares about actual losers (you) being into it. It just re-enforces what a gay nerd you are.
Just leave the thread moron, what are you trying to achieve?
He doesn't it was deboonked a while ago, it's just a publicity stunt that his company made him do
False. Henry is a certified nerd. He almost didn't get the role of Superman because his agent couldn't reach him on the phone. Henry was raiding in WoW and wouldn't pick up.
>Nooooo, you can't show interest in anything but the most boring normie slop!
Gotta start gene-seed therapy
But frick you, you chickenshit mon-keigh
frick the Eldar
nearly all of your problems are caused by just failure to communicate and thinking your dying species can take on ancient cosmic space horrors single handedly
You can't, it's too late for you. Your best bet is to take a kid, raise him Spartan lifestyle, and when he's 12 or 13 start implementing him with bioware and cyberware.
I think itll go mainstream because big muscular guys
Warhammer is gay as frick, it's a bunch of dudes jerking each other off about how big the characters are, and how much bigger they are compared to normal people
Look at OP picrel for example
>WOOOOOAAAAAH DUDE THAT GUY IS FREAKIN' HUGE DUDE LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO THAT NORMAL GUY
And look at picrel, I've seen this shit multiple times and it's literally just homosexuals gushing over how much bigger the guy is than the normal guy, it's fricking gay.
Star wars tier.
Thats the reason why i think it will go mainstream
>it's a bunch of dudes jerking each other off about how big the characters are, and how much bigger they are compared to normal people
So... IST?
Ouch.
Kek got em. Current body threads are the gayest (most homosexual) threads on all of IST.
sorry you don't like thing
Literally american pro sports like football and bodybuilding
And wwe , anime manga, superhero comics movies etc
women can be space marines now you sexist jerks
>450kr
>90kr
bra pris
This thread is fricking hilarious, why the frick are we getting so many trolls shit talking warhammer and saying:
>WOAH!? WHAT'S THIS? WHY IS THERE NERD STUFF ON IST!?
>WHAAAAT!? WHAT THE FRICK! NERD SHIT ON THIS SITE! THAT'S NOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!
its so fricking funny, when Terry said that psyops FBI agents fricking glow he must have been talking about this shit. Yeah, they aren't cops or FBI agents, but the fricking homosexual shills doing this dumbshit to shit on the culture of the site is the funnies fricking shit
also, morons, all of you
stop feeding the troll and giving them any (you)s
Calm down homosexual, there is nothing on this website that is ever worth getting butthurt about. Nice digits though.
>someone likes something that I don't
This upsets people way more than it should.
Lots of gene seeds, especially if you wanna go primaris
Ritual surgery
First thing is to choose a Primarch. I recommend Ferrus Manus because the Iron Hands are the coolest.