How do you avoid this for your gf?
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Avoid?
Yeah I don't want my gf dressing like a prostitute at the beach
>Covering 50% of her body
>prostitute
You've never been to the beach, have you?
>covered
>see-through white
>protruding nipples
>visible sideboob
>thong
>pubic area visible + cameltoe
Frick off, Emily
>All that cope
Are we even seeing the same picture? Don't ever go to the beach, you'll probably have an aneurysm
I unironically don’t go to the beach or pool because I’m too much of an autistic virgin, I would just be hard all the time seeing girls and women in swimsuits
So? What's wrong with that? Enjoy it
I enjoy looking at naked girls on the beach but sure sounds like you're the one coping
nipples
Just date someone with inverted nipples. Problem solved.
Queer
This, just stfu
frick off brownoid don't you have some children to groom
It’s funny because a lot of times ones piece swimsuits are actually bawdtier than bikinis. At least bikinis have bottoms that usually cover everything. One piece swimsuits regularly act like a thong and also have the visible hip crease like the left one in the photo
The good news is that you'll never find a gf so this whole thing isn't really a problem.
>Oh no my thicc girlfriend looks sexy and dressing the way a sexy person would dress AHHHH oh no my thicc hot gf is showing her cheeks AHHH I'm so upset now everyone on the beach can see how fricking sexy my gf is and can see what kind of woman I can pull AHHHHHHHH
Cuck mentality
it's ackshually Chad mentality because you're cucking everyone lusting after your hot girlfriend
Brainrot
do they even have beaches in india? Or is it just where the sea meets the trash piles
Serious answers:
>move to a very Muslim country
Or
>Don't get a gf, just frick hookers
Or
>Get insane luck with an ugly gf who doesn't like going to the beach and having attention on her
One thing is for sure, you want find a reserved girl attention whoring online, so if you want to test your luck with reserved gf, you gotta do tons of day game. Look for little to no makeup, agreeable character and modest clothing.
>One thing is for sure, you want find a reserved girl attention whoring online, so if you want to test your luck with reserved gf, you gotta do tons of day game. Look for little to no makeup, agreeable character and modest clothing.
Share more of your wisdom kind wizard
99.9% of women I see at lakes or beaches dress modestly, at least in regular swim wear. Like 1-5 will have a little bit of their ass cheeks show, if that.
>Like 1-5 will have a little bit of their ass cheeks show, if that.
Going to the beach in Murricah s boring for the eye.
t. Mediterranean beach enjoyer
Ultrabased anon right here.
Never imagined seeing Alicante in IST lol wtf.
Love you all anons, WAGMI.
Mah homie, I lift in San Juan. But I won't disclose the gym (big.place.close.to.the.golf.course.PDF...).
WAGMI.
Muslim spotted. Staying in your country is your best bet. Live a miserable life without women and a lot of men and goats. Everybody except the family goat wins
im a sucker for 1 piece swimsuits if im being honest with you homies
king
>dem tan lines
HHHHGNNNNN
A fellow patrician
IMPROVED
Usually by beating her
/thread
How long between right and left? Also, women tend to get fat with time. The key is where that fat goes.
We don't wanna reach that point, Mohammad.
>We don't wanna reach that point, Mohammad.
Well, you need to figure out something else, because whatever it is you're doing now to try to control and lead your women, it's not working.
Look up modest swimsuits and find something cute that you think she would like, or suggest that she wear a rash guard to protect herself from the sun a bit better at the beach. I don't know I'm an autist that's never had a girlfriend.
when did IST become low test?
I'd rather plow the huge b***h behind her tbh.
Garbage thread. Go back to LULZ this shit doesn’t belong on fit. We actually admire physiques and have sex here
> OP is a homosexual
reeks of low test, i cannot understand how any man would prefer left over right. seriously she is banging, those fricking thighs hnnnng
>oh yeah cottage cheese! I'm gonna coom!!!
men have hormones (test) to build muscle and hunt. women have hormone (estrogen) to have fat in case of carrying your child. so your sons will have strong bones, muscles, health and be born mighty. so yes, you have low test.
Bro when have you ever hunted anything except the last Cheeto in the bag
i fricking love barbaras cheez puffs. fuuuuuckkkkkk
cellulite is a female-exclusive FEATURE, not a bug
I am repulsed but aroused. sauce?
you're mam
I can't take any of you chubby chasers seriously.
You can actually see her blown out butthole. Please commit suicide at your earliea Convenience
how is it blown out?
>how is it blown out?
Women that size eat many times more than normal women, so they also shit way more and in greater quantities. The frankly obscene amount of food that gets forced through her overworked tract eventually has to pass out of her, and when it does it stretches her butthole far bigger and for a far longer period of time than used to be normal for a woman, resulting in a fat, stretched out, blown out butthole. This stretches out not only their buttholes, but their entire large intestines nearly triple in size from holding so much digested food sludge pressing against the inner walls of their organs. even if she were to somehow lose all those extra hundreds of lbs she has hanging off her skeleton (never going to happen at that size), she would still always have a bloated looking lower belly, like a big sloshing teardrop shape, from the hugely overstretched bowels sitting heavy inside her torso cavity.
elaborate bullshit
i don't see how her butthole is blown out, give a timestamp
it's incredible what people will convince themselves of. not that I'd frick a fat girl, but lordy man.
is she still juicing or did she finally stop?
She has an onlyfans now.
Nice ass but this picture is probably 6 years old. She’s now 98% a dude.
She already was a cellulite fat in the left picture. So it was obvious.
The nogs came for the malls and I did nothing.
The nogs came for the beaches and I became a life guard
this coalburner has cankles (not pictured)
>coalburner
Proof
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7239871/Bikini-designer-Bianca-Elouise-flaunts-curves-revealing-bikini-beach-Miami.html
Damaged Goods.
How is she a coalburner
I'm not here to satisfy your cuck fetish, rabbi
homie what you said she was one
I just spoke truth and linked to the article proving it. You're the one asking for gruesome details.
U didn’t prove shit homosexual
Bwc made and built
>Boyfriend, rapper BMG Sunny
I know you troons are stupid but I didn't think you were illiterate as well.
Who the frick is that loool
This woman mogs that white slag
how do i get an ass like that???????
i need it so bad..
She looks like Dakota Fanning's sister
XL Fanning
>How do you avoid this for your gf?
1. Only date women that are "naturally skinny". A women who has to make an active effort to stay thin is a women who will balloon up in the future
2. Practice what you preach: couples tend to get fat or stay in shape together due to shared habits
3. Be honest about your disgust of fat women. We live in a culture that encourages being fat and unhealthy; women are social creatures/followers. You need to counter that message with your own brutally honest narrative that to be significantly overweight/obese is not only unattractive, but demonstrates a lack of self control and care for ones well being.
>naturally skinny
How do you become naturally skinny?
>How do you become naturally skinny?
My wife is what most people would define as naturally skinny and what it comes down to eating habits/hunger response. She basically has no appetite compared to most people. If we both go to Wendy's she eats half a burger and few fries and gets full. Meanwhile, i have to eat a large Wendy's meal plus nuggets or whatever to get full. While I naturally want to binge eat until I'm stuffed, she is quick to stop once she even feels slightly full. Mind you, the food she eats isn't healthy food and she gets zero exercise yet has a body fairly close to picrel. Everyone thinks its about having a slow or fast metabolism, but in reality some people are just great at eating without going overboard
Ah, so she does CICO subconsciously.
b***h needed to lift. Had she lifted and increased her leg size (and you can see in the before picture that she has very little natural muscle size/shape - she's just blessed by not being a fatty and very pretty) even if she put some fat on, it would look better because the cellulite-y looking skin would be filled in by larger muscles, which "anchors" the skin better and prevents/minimizes the cellulite situation and ALSO the muscle would give some badly needed shape to this prostitute's skinny fat legs.
She is sadly undermuscled. Im not saying she neds to look like she lefts - not that thats bad - just that it appears this woman did NOTHING to build up her legs. Great example of how muscle provides shape to a womans body.
This is what men mean when they say thick. Anything more is fat.
>This is what men mean when they say thick.
it's literally just a matter of T. right looks outright grotesque with all the icky EWW cellulite for some homosexuals in here
Are you imply men would be higher T if they'd go fatter? Big oof honestly.
Yeah sis, I'm sure a handsome white knight who loves your fat rolls is waltzing into your life any day now. It will be just like a Hallmark movie.
My actual advice? Eat less.
what the hell is wrong with you homosexual?
He's right. You need to put in effort to get a man that puts in effort. You can't just be fat.
you're samegayging. nobody else is moronic enough to believe i'm a seething fat w*man when you were the one to talk about "men" in third person in the first place
You're obviously shaken up. It doesn't matter what you insist though. Fat will always be ugly and fat women will always be considered undesirable. They only have themselves to blame.
If these facts upset you, then maybe eat less.
>Fat will always be ugly and fat women will always be considered undesirable
OP pic is fat and ugly, yet you called it "thicc" and implied it was desirable
stop embarrassing yourself
Now you just being difficult to be difficult. This is obviously how fatter women argue. Don't think we don't know these things, porkrind.
I've been avoiding it just fine for 30 years
Wouldn't be nearly as bad if her face hadn't bloated.
If your talking about the leg fat, you have to get a woman that values some level of fitness. This is a big reason I don't care if people think I'm "gay" or "cant get a date". I'm not dating some skinny chick with zero muscle tone who pretends shes not lazy nor so fatass. Not worth it.
>avoid
Just tell her you're gay.
Not sure if it’s a serious question or bait thread to debate far/thick (she’s definitely more attractive in the first pic). Assuming it’s a real question, you have to seek out women who are already interested in staying trim before you started dating them OR find one of those naturally bird-boned girls who are just forever skinny. Check their mom to verify. I learned the hard way that you can’t convince someone to start exercising for you. Since getting divorced, I’ve had success in limiting my pool of keepers to folks who clearly have fitness integrated into their routine because THEY feel the need to stay fit and trim. Then, when entering a real relationship, physical expectations should be made clear. If a woman can’t have a conversation about that, you can’t be confident she wont let herself go.
right is sexier. don’t be gay
including her face?
Weirdest way to come out of the closet
>Ah yes only now have you truly blossomed my neolithic fertility goddess!
Upgrades.
Gimme sex