How do you cook your lentils? Dahl recipes seem complex and have many ingredients?

How do you cook your lentils?
Dahl recipes seem complex and have many ingredients? Do you do anything basic with lentils that is quick and easy?
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat beans wtf is that shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lentils, you peasant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A peasant called a peasant a peasant

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you do anything basic with lentils that is quick and easy?
    if they're dried theres no such thing as "quick and easy"
    pre-prep your food you fricking barbarian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OK, after pre-prepping then

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Once you've done all your soaking and washing they'll still be a half hour or more to boil. Add spices while they boil, serve them with rice, or in soup, or in pasta, or in stew, or in a burrito or a taco or...

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boil them for 20-25 minutes with a bay leaf, add tomato sauce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats it, nothing else?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        add extra spices, rice, ground beef. excellent gains sloppa. just make sure you don't add salt until they are fully cooked because the lentils will get very tough.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >don't add salt until they are fully cooked because the lentils will get very tough.
          Good tip. I have previously added salt at the start - and this is what happened

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >soak the beans overnight
    >dump the water to remove toxins from the beans (yes you have to do this or you develop autoimmune diseases)
    >soak overnight again in spices
    >dump water again
    >boil on low for 3+ hours
    >dump the water again
    >mash the beans into a paste, add additional spices, lime juice
    >bake in the oven 1 hour
    >remove
    >serve with rice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OP posts lentils
      >asks for quick recipes
      >moron Black person posts moron shit about soaking and cooking beans for 24 hours

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron OP asks for impossible recipes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're lentils they literally take 20 mins

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based and red pilled....

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here - I had a look in the cupboard. I dont have everything I need, but I have made the most of what I had.
    1 cup red split lentils
    salt
    cumin
    coriander
    tumeric
    curry powder
    tomatoe, diced
    half a jalapeno
    half a tin of coconut milk
    extra water (didnt have veg stock)
    chili flakes
    Seems to be cooking OK and tastes fine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just had it with a cup of basmati rice.
      Was fricking awesome

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >basmati rice
        Eat brown rice or some other whole grain instead. White rice sucks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basmati is OK - its the best of the white rices, but yeah, brown is better again

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't even have to soak them, i chop an onion and a pepper saute in olive oil then lentils then water , let it cook for the amount of time (25-40 min) and voila, i eat it with rice off course and sriracha, jalapenos, tabasco etc.

          Brown rice is difficult to digest, people around the globe eat traditionally white rice for a reason.

          Basmati is OK - its the best of the white rices, but yeah, brown is better again

          Have you tried Jasmin Rice?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep - the red split ones needed no soaking at all.
            and yep to Jasmine rice - that too is nice and OK-ish like Basmati

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt dahl use a load of coconut milk which is full of fat? Could you make it without this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dal is just the hindi word for lentils (and other stuff like split peas). You can cook however you want, but usually they just do it with water and then spices n shit.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    India has to be the only country on Earth where the men are somehow getting shorter and you pick their cuisine to get IST on, lmao.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That made me chuckle

      Dal is just the hindi word for lentils (and other stuff like split peas). You can cook however you want, but usually they just do it with water and then spices n shit.

      Thanks

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lentils
    >quick

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can make lentil soup, it's super easy and freezes well. I use a recipe like this:

    https://cookthestory.com/lentil-soup/

    Usually I add some bacon to the soup too and boil it for a bit longer, around 40-50 minutes, because lentils tend to give me gas if they're not cooked long enough.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dahl recipes seem complex
    Which learning disability do you have, anon?

    I sometimes do a sort of faux dal, I don't think it's an authentic recipe and I don't care because it's easy and tasty.

    Fry onions, garlic, and ginger
    Add ground spices (cumin, corriander, tumeric, curry powder, garam masala, etc)
    Add dry red lentils (rinse them first)
    Add water or stock
    Add a can of coconut milk for extra deliciousness and cals
    Cook until done

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright never mind I see you've already cooked them

      Enjoy

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