How do you eat cottage cheese without vomiting? It's the cheapest gainsfood there is but I literally cannot even smell it unless I drown it in condensed milk or some shit
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How do you eat cottage cheese without vomiting?
Black pepper and hot sauce do a lot for work for cottage cheese.
cottage cheese is delicious what the frick are u on about homosexual
This. Putin has cottage cheese every day despite never drinking milk and he's not doing too badly. I'm pretty sure it's also not for the sake of saving money.
Funny how everyone on IST is a $200k wfh software developer yet can't afford a few dollars for a chicken.
I must be the only $60k/yr corporate wageslave on IST. Although I guess with bonus its more like 66k/yr, plus tax free $8.7k from VA disability. Still a far cry from 200k gigachad though.
>and he's not doing too badly
He has blood cancer
>everyone on IST is the same person
>t.
I take a harder cheese and put some pieces of that in it
tastes delicious
Put some pumpkin seeds in it, or just force it down.
Think about how blacks never invented cheese or even discovered dairy in general and eating it becomes the noble pursuit of the white man.
AFAIK cheese or cultured dairy is the result of throwing applied milk in a a sac of organs, bottling it in jars and letting it ferment at the bottom of a peat bog for an entire generation.
Yeah idk what the frick any of that means or is nor do I know jack shit about cheese but I know Black folk never found it and we did so I'm proud of that fact endlessly. Anytime I want to motivate myself I picture myself dunking on blacks, that's why I told OP to do it
The origins of cheese making don’t prove or disprove that Europeans have better cuisine. We also developed headcheese.
They never developed a written language dude
Yeah that too, I'm very proud of my language and their lack of one. White power and thanks for reminding me friend!
WE WUZ CHEEZEMAKERZ AND SHEEIT.
Rent free
BBC has broken you
>BBC has broken you
Yeah, Big Blue Cheese
>Traditionally, the Maasai diet consisted of raw meat, raw milk, honey and raw blood from cattle
I mean, frick Black folk and all, but you don't have to be moronic about it either
Oh so you're going to go on Wikipedia and find some horseshit liberals made up to prop up their Black person golems? Bullshit. Blacks probably couldn't find milk from the breasts of their mammy let alone a fricking cow. Eating the blood, that I believe, being that they're demons
well they're zebus, not cows. They might be the exception to the rule but I don't think they're made up by liberals. Do you not believe in mongols either?
>Do you not believe in mongols either?
I believe two things in life, that which I can see, and that which God shows me. Is it possible mongols existed? Yes, but I don't waste a minute of my time considering it.
Arabs practically survived off of milk in the desert as well
Pajeets eat tons of cottage cheese and milk though
Pajeets are subhuman, but they aren't outright monster demons like blacks are. I'm in fact fond of plenty of pajeets even though I recognize their inferiority
Your tastebuds are fried from eating too much goyslop
try some yogurt first and the cottages cheese will taste delicious by comparison
I don't understand, cottage cheese tastes very neutral compared to basically any other cheese.
i blend it with either chocolate milk or water+rasberries and i drink!
blending with water n rasberries make's hitting high protein, low carb, low calories super easy while dieting
I fricking love cottage cheese. Try some salsa on top though. Or eat food that you actually like.
Cottage cheese isn't even the cheapest food per gram of protein though, at least where I live. It's actually slightly more expensive than protein powder per gram of protein. And no, I'm not autistic, I'm house poor. Gotta make my grocery money count.
Introduce calories into your formula homie, otherwise the cheapest source of protein is obviously whole chicken
I calculate price per for calories too, I just cut it off in the image. Need to add fat and carbs too, but I just started making the spreadsheet a few days ago and I was mainly concerned with protein and calories.
And yeah, there are even cheaper cuts of chicken, but I'm not going to calculate something if I'm not going to buy it. And I buy either thighs or breasts, because I am lazy.
Make some nachos, Flanders-style.
Can I make Flander's nachos if I'm atheist?
>I'm atheist
NGMI
You can shut the frick up is what you can do liberal
> How do you eat cottage cheese without vomiting?
I usually eat it plain but it’s pretty good with everything bagel seasoning. It’s also good on toast with a runny egg on top. You can also try dipping raw vegetables in it if it’s a texture problem. The crunch really helps.
>I drown it in condensed milk or some shit
Adding sweet things only makes it worse. I tried cottage cheese with strawberries once and I had to spit it out.
>but it’s pretty good with everything bagel seasoning
Outrageously based, I do the same.
100g cottage cheese
50g evaporated milk
15g parm
Minced garlic
Salt + pepper+ nutmeg
You now have high protein low cal alfredo sauce, thank me later
cottage cheese is fine on its own but normally i mix in frozen blueberries
black pepper
also it's great, you weirdo
I stopped buying cottage cheese when I realized its made with skimmed milk like wtf use real milk
also buy pressed cottage cheese
I just add some sugar to it
I take a spoon, put it in the cottage cheese, then without adding anything, I eat it and it's delicious.
But a good brand
by putting cocoa powder and chocolate whey in it and mix it to a protein pudding.
2 x 500g low 0,1% fat cottage cheese
1 x 250g 40% fat or 20% fat cottage cheese
100g chocolate whey
40g of cocoa powder
Some water dunno 200ml maybe more I never measure, based on which constituency you want
Get a big bowl like 3 - 5 liters
(I recommend mixing the whey and cocao powder in the water first and then adding the cottage cheese one after another while continue to mix)
Mix that all
Get about 2kg pudding which is 1500kcal and about 230g of protein.
Don't forget to put some cling wrap over it so it doesn't dry out and put it in fridge.
If you get about 10 servings out of it it's 23g of protein per serving so it's a nice "snack" rather than a meal.
If it tastes too sour for your taste you can add sugar(I'm strictly against this) or more whey but then you have to add also more water.
Use it as a ricotta substitute
Take an example from Blacks and add spices
If it's a texture problem you can always put it in a sandwich or anything of the sorts
I spread it on toast.
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>source?
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Looks like asanagi’s art style
I just use pepper. Honey works too if you're that big of a baby.
You might wanna fast to reset your foodsmelltasters but cottage cheese mixed into eggs while you're scrambling them is a protein cheat code
Is tasty
just open your eyes and look at the fricking shelf next time
Add ketchup on top to nixonmaxx
When I'm bulking I mix that shit with salsa and eat it with nacho chips
Someone a long time ago recommended trying it with peanut butter. It sounds like a troll but it's actually good.
I can't eat it with sweets, its too cheesy. Blend it with marinara sauce for a copycat vodka sauce. Basically in any sauce that you would use cream in, blend with cottage cheese instead. Marinara, algredo, pesto, mac and cheese, chicken pot pie, etc.
Honey or berry jam. This way you also get your carbs
i mix cottage cheese with greek yogurt and eat it gratuitously with potato chips.
eat quark. cottage cheese tastes nasty and has a shit grainy texture.
You eat cottage cheese with sour cream. Cottage cheese with sour cream and jam, cottage cheese with honey, cottage cheese with sour cream and honey.
I use a spoon
I like the flavor, if you don't try adding honey.
What's so great about cottage cheese?
>filling
>good macros
>tastes great
Mix it into an omelette or scrambled eggs. Add some French onion soup powder to make a goated dip
Lots of salt n pepper
Is it a texture problem, a taste problem, or a lacktoes dairy problem? You might be able to swap it out for greek yogurt or other products. Yogurt has pretty nice macros if you're buying plain rather than the sweet stuff. Price depends on the area though.
How have you Black folk never heard of cottage cheese and applesauce. shit is amazing. i do one serving of applesauce for every two of cottage cheese. this has the best consistency.
make sure the applesauce is the natural kind, no corn syrup shit allowed. applesauce only adds like 70-80 calories and makes the cottage cheese have some sweetness and tanginess, depending of course on your applesauce of choice.
this is what my mother fed me as a child and it is the most based snack on the planet.
>Mix cottage cheese with (hot or not idc) paprika powder, ground black pepper, salt, diced red onions.
>De-core a cali pepper or some other non spicy variant
>Fill the second withthe first
>Bite away, or cut into rings.
There you go
Try a different cottage cheese.
Daisy low-fat for me.
15% d.v. of sodium
Most store brands are 20% d.v. and are kinda gross.
Maybe even thin out with some yogurt. Haven't tried but might help.
I love cottage cheese. I'll put it in about everything.
It's over for you, OP
Thread is full of shit advice like all the threads on this board.
Cottage cheese's problem is the texture. Blend it and you can use it as a low calorie sauce for pasta.
here it is a base recipe:
>blend cottage cheese, shredded cheese, vegetables (cauliflower and carrot) until smooth
Proportions are up to you, keep in mind that the more shredded cheese you add the more caloric dense it will be.
I don't even give advice I just say stuff that's racist against blacks and women because that's what I enjoy, we're not all giving bad advice is all I'm saying some of us are just speaking our truth