How do you gain 35kg in a month?

How do you gain 35kg in a month?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick b***h would have to overeat about 8200 calories A DAY what the frick was she eating, oil mixed with ice cream?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They actually have that in China because so many people are lactose intolerant. Its vegetable oil based ice cream.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    35kg...in a month.....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did she bulk like that bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/I8pXGcW.jpg

      How do you gain 35kg in a month?

      Skelly gays have no excuse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick b***h would have to overeat about 8200 calories A DAY what the frick was she eating, oil mixed with ice cream?

      >oil mixed with ice cream?
      I wouldn't be surprised a bit...

      How did she bulk like that bros

      Not physically possible, the total number might be correct but the timeframe is not possible. The calories needed to make that possible would be mostly pooped out and not converted to fat. At the maximum with a terrible metabolism and doing weight gain shakes with thousands and thousands of calories, at most you could maybe gain 40 to 50 pounds of you did it unrelentingly for 30 days straight. 70+ is unattainable.

      t.degenerate feeder

      >believing Chinese media
      >believing tabloids
      Come on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the worst one
        >believing women

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oil mixed with ice cream?
    I wouldn't be surprised a bit...

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >happy_brosnan.jpg

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    take the urine retention pill

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprisingly I would be able to do something like that. I just have insatiable hunger, I dont know why. I can ingest any amounts of calories, and still feel hungry. Life is painful and devoid of meaning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't and you couldn't, you eternally victim weighted b***h.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not physically possible, the total number might be correct but the timeframe is not possible. The calories needed to make that possible would be mostly pooped out and not converted to fat. At the maximum with a terrible metabolism and doing weight gain shakes with thousands and thousands of calories, at most you could maybe gain 40 to 50 pounds of you did it unrelentingly for 30 days straight. 70+ is unattainable.

    t.degenerate feeder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your niche expertise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, it depends on her weight. "Model" implies she was underweight, a 20yo 50kg/170cm woman has a TDEE of 1500kcal.
      35kg a month means slightly more than a kilogram of fat a day. A kilogram of fat is 8000kcal, so she'd have to eat roughly 10000kcal a day.
      Two liters of mountain dew a day is an easy 1000kcal. One big mac+one large fry is 1000kcal, eat two of each at every meal and you've got 6000kcal. Add 500grams of Haagen-Dasz at each meal and you've got another 3000kcal. That's your 10000kcal a day, and if the meals are evenly spaced it doesn't seem to wild to imagine the body absorbing most of it.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    35lb would be impressive
    KG? I call bullshit
    Also her cleavage is censored

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. chinese dont let females run wild and shit all over their country and culture.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        communist china doesn't have any 'culture'

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chinese dont let females run wild and shit all over their country and culture.

        bro you're posting in a thread about a chink b***h who gained an entire 10 year old boy in weight in a single month.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    antipsychotics like olanzapine, clozapine etc. iykyk

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brosnan has become too powerful of an asset to the west. Xi Jinping ordered the training of powerful counter-architect that can bulk women like never before in the name of the CCP

    This is merely a trial run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Fat e!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can eat non stop for an entire day, seems like my stomach is a fricking black hole, and yet i practice intermittent fasting and i have huge portions of vegetables / salad with my animal protein, otherwise i would just be a fat frick, so my carbs are mostly vegetables and fruit, protein is mostly from animal sources and main source of fat other than animal is olive oil, i avoid processed food 90% of the time.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bullshit, china doesn't have enough food for anyone to gain weight that quick

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is probably a poor translation of 斤, so the original chinese was probably 17.5kg as chinese say Jin, like 100 jin is 50kg.

    Still 17.5kg in a month isn't really possible. it sounds inflated teehee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible but would basically have to be the person's sole focus for the entire month and methodically pursued without pause. Like if you ramped up to eating 15-20,000 calories per day eating round the clock, supplementing an already extreme diet food wise with weight gain shakes, oil, and drinking melted ice cream, it's doable. It's gotta be like a billion times more unhealthy than gaining 38 pounds over the span of a year or two, you'll ruin your digestive tract and produce monster diarrhea 24/7 and spike insulin resistance so hard you speed run developing diabetes, but it's possible and it's been done.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BBWs love BBC

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to start very skinny for one thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one

      Gained like 100lbs in 3 months by just gorging non-stop while mostly sitting in bed, Went from 170 to 380 within a few years. No wonder she's been on an hiatus for quite some time due to all the health issues she developed

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUT LAST FEED YOU GAINED 37!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asians gain weight like crazy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have the best distribution.
      Posting a non asian.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big asian girls are top

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would marry and eat her fattening cooking

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right looks better.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get pregnant

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h hopped on the first oportunity to get as fat as possible as soon as his bf told her "a bit chubbier". Its universal, women are full of shit degenerates on every single country all around the world. Not even based fat shaming china is safe

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the male equivalent of a shit test, and she failed.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Blurs cleavage
    cmon
    >35kg in a month
    Is that even possible with DNP? I can lose a little under 1kg every two days fasting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gains
      Oh, I'm moronic

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