How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee IST?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLACK. JUST LIKE MY HEART.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITE

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black and luke warm or cold

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black on a fasted stomach for quicker absorption and the feeling of being a tweaker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you ever miss it

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    poopy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black with a pastry or bun or something. Fika is serious business.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fika
      that's beautiful anon, America has fallen to the depths of depravity the way it has largely to the lost sense of tradition and humble values such as this.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not lots of pulp, I like some pulp

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    up the ass

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use an Aeropress with one scoop of coffee to make little more than a shot of espresso. I then add some hot water to make it an Americano. Then I put as much creamer as I want because I enjoy a warm thick beverage. Judge me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >judge me
      Aeropress isn't espresso (no pressure) so it's just a watered down cup of regular coffee. That's fine though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aeropress
        >no pressure
        >”press” is in the name
        Obviously there is pressure

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I have it, which isn't very often, I normally do 4 shots of creamer and same 8 or more sugar packets, but I have it like once every 2 months, like a special treat

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instant, inside low fat milk.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cortado or Latte. I have it iced probably 80% of the time.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black, with some Ice Cubes.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Espresso topped with a dram of Baileys

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much caffiene in 2 teaspoons of freeze dried coffee

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cappucino

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same way OP likes his men: Tall, black, and strong

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont drink the slave slurp

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    espresso like a true Italian.
    finest robusta money can buy and burn it

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anally unironically absorbs faster and you need way less. It's a bit tricky if you don't have a proper setup but basically you just need to coat your finger with a crushed up caffeine pill and shove it up the butt and wiggle it a bit. If you really want to min/max it that's the way to go. Cheaper because you need way less for the same effect and obviously acts way faster

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instant coffee

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a cup

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black like a Black person
    Around 70 degrees Celsius
    No sugar no anything

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instant coffee without sugar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instant coffee

      Instant, inside low fat milk.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mocha frappuccino from starbucks

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ideally lots of vanilla creamer, or atleast some vanilla creamer and a few packs of sugar. Though I'm usually cutting so skim milk and sweetener. I need a bold dark roast though, Cafe Bustelo is perfect beyond compare for me. I've yet to find anything close. Apparently its meant to be in the realm of espresso but can be made in a drip pot. I think I'll get myself an espresso maker for christmas though

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black. I tried adding sugar a few times when I worked extremely strenuous manual labour with 10 minute breaks x3 a day, but it was pretty disgusting.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASKETBALL AMERICANO!

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black like my wife's boyfriend.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Espresso, nothing added.

    Sometimes I take instant chocolate flavoured ones though, if I feel like a dirty prostitute.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you take your coffee IST?

    I like my coffee like I like my women..milk and two sugars.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long did it take you guys to enjoy black coffee? I remember as a teenager I forced myself and after a few months it wasn't terrible. I just don't see why to do that these days, a little sweetener cuts the acidity with none of the calories. Good coffee is amplified so much by cutting it with a little fat and sugar, and reducing the temperature slightly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a few days

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black most days but I'd be lying if I said I don't like the more cream/milk heavy ones occasionally when at a restaurant with friends or family

      Not that long I recall, basically started drinking it because I read black coffee was actually very healthy

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I'm at a cafe I'll have a flat white with food and then an espresso right before I leave

    at home either a flat white or cappuccino depending on how badly I stitch up the milk frothing lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >milk frothing
      Gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he has been psyop'd into only drinking black coffee because it's le heckin manly
        mad mate, enjoy your beard oil and epic whiskey too

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like my women - sweet, white and with my cum in them

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always do 2x large iced coffees, black on the way home from the gym. I used to do extra sugar and cream until a couple years ago when I realized I couldn't taste the coffee and how many extra calories it was.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Single variety with a not too acidic profile, with hints of nuts, cocoa, mild fruits. Brazillian, Honduran, some Ethiopans are like that.

    300 ml of coffee made in an french press, the perfect balance between espresso and filtered. Not super strong like an espresso, but with a fuller body and somewhat thicker consistency than filtered. This is truly one of the few daily things in life I cherish every moment of.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid moron

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLACK, like my women.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like Tony, I like to sup espresso imagining I look kinda like a giant drinking a regular-size coffee.

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