How does a cookie finish off a 25 year old roastie? How can being?

How does a cookie finish off a 25 year old roastie? How can being IST prevent this?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous__

    Your shitposting script is broken.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is pic of roastie.
    https://people.com/dancer-with-severe-peanut-allergy-dies-after-eating-incorrectly-labeled-cookies-8549584

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheesh, probably for the better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      carnivore diet would've saved her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knew immediately from the pic she was a Bong

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    having worked in restaurants, its hilarious people would come in and ask about allergens and about their allergies. I remember some post-wall female came in asking if we have peanuts in our restaurant and i almost burst out laughing because peanut allergies can be serious and to ask and trust fricking wagies about this is so pathetic. She was pissed and said "i can die do you think this is funny?" and i just said no and got someone else to deal with her.
    Either way, its hilarious people with serious allergies would ever trust a store or restaurant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Either way, its hilarious people with serious allergies would ever trust a store or restaurant.
      this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daycares and preschools are the worst, especially for kids who have EpiPens. The logic is absurd. Here's this signed and initialed form that lets you put sunscreen on my kid, oh and by the way if you think she is having an allergic reaction just stab her with this.
      Back during covid my older daughter had to take her lunch every day, they made it a point to tell parents not to include items with red food coloring. I end up talking to the mom of the girl who is "allergic" to red food coloring. What's the mechanism behind that? Haven't heard it before. She says, oh yeah if she gets around red food coloring she starts acting a little weird. At her old school she ate something red and tried to stab another kid with scissors. Lady I don't think that has anything to do with red food coloring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Either way, its hilarious people with serious allergies would ever trust a store or restaurant.
      this

      At this point just about everything has that "Made in a facility with peanuts" label.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah fricking dumb roasties. its always females asking. like im more competent than most and its hilarious when i see some customer ask a third worlder about allergies. like that brown person whos life is worthless gives a shit about yours. at work, i could see the brown people gossiping and shrugging after customer leavez.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ingredients
    >Onions
    >Corn Syrup
    >Basedbean oil
    >Onions Lecithin
    >onions milk
    >warning: might contain onions
    and we wonder about decreasing testosterone levels in men

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit ingredients and 12 bucks a pound. im gonna google the store and its products.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nut allergies are natures modern way of culling the weak

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunno but must be very rare for it to be all over the news

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its rare someone uses an epipen and still dies from peanut residule.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans, is this cheap?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 pound is about 0.45 kg so 1kg is around $22.23. With 1kg of meat I'd grill half and eat that over 2 meals and I'd use the other half for stew or something and spread it over maybe 5 meals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheap
      no
      you have to just buy whichever meat has the best sale for cheap
      >t.wanted to buy salmon yesterday but angus chuck roast was on sale $4.99/pound so got that instead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't unreasonable, but you could do a lot better. That is average prices in my area, but I always just buy a lot whenever it goes on sale.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine having allergies lmao. couldnt be me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes 25 and i assume she wouldve been wiped out eventually due to all the third worlders touching the food supply. supermarket kitchens are usually staffed by third worlders.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its disgusting the lack of diversity in market kitchens. its literally all brown people who dont give a shit about hygiene.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prepared with: COOKIE

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand how peanut allergies exist. How do you die to a seed?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mate has a peanut allergy and he had to hold spliffs a certain way (he called it the peanut grip) so that his lips dont touch the roach in case anyone had eaten peanuts.

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