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How does one acquire this kind of physique?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seed oils and macro plastics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Onions, aluminium and teflon

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao how does he face charges for indecent exposure? It was his gf who pushed him out of the house naked and locked him out.
    If i hit a woman until she is unconscious, rape and and throw her naked body on the sidewalk, does she also face charges? So silly. He should sue her for that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If i hit a woman until she is unconscious, rape and and throw her naked body on the sidewalk
      Keep your fantasies in your pants, small wiener.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My wiener is not small it's average

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incel take
      Don't be naked in public, it's as shrimple as that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a moronic fat incel and you won't get into trouble. Imagine getting thrown out bodily by a woman lmao.
      Also what a fricking moron, well done running away and acting like a lunatic. If he had patiently waited for the cops and acted normal he could have just claimed the woman went schizo on him.

      But of course, for a pathetic fatty it would not have worked, he really looks like a deranged pathetic rapist and I would have shot him on the spot for trying to pollute the gene pool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just realized that the justice system is 97% in favor of women? Women can literally get away with murdering you if the circumstances are right. Women can rape children and get away with it too.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldnt go outside if i looked like that im dead srs

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt read the whole headline an assumed it was the woman that got kicked out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me too. prime transition material

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, did he lose the fight or how did she kick him out?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First time I sae thid image I thought it was a middle aged woman naked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the IST book that gives you a fatass i dont have it

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this literal monstrosity got a gf and I didn't
    frick's sake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just beee yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kekw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day newhomosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ong frfr nocap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        back to twitch, mongrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All Indian women are gold diggers. You just need to be rich to get an indian gf. But good luck trying to make her truly love you and be faithful to you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a sad sack of lard that literally looks like my 90 years old slavic grandma has a gf
    >most of IST who look like the second coming of Heracles do not have gf
    Explain this to me please.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clown world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine what she looks like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are imagining a big titty 18yo who smells nice and has a plump butt with a thin waist. Realistically she is a fat ugly frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can literally see her standing on the other side of the door, she's not a fatass
        Brownoids are incapable of suffering

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based moron kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based moron kek

          That's his reflection, no 'figure' in the last pic,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clown world

      social moronation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this literal monstrosity got a gf and I didn't
      frick's sake

      His gf was probably for an arranged marriage decided by their families

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be indian and get fat , jeet woman also have that mouth belly thing going on

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he should get a nose grafted to his chest

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thought that was the women until i reread the headline

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grow his hair longer, shave and lotion maxx.
    He will make so much money having gay sex.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hormone disorder
    I lost a testicle to cancer and have exactly this body type

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mexicans have the worst fat distribution.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did he end up OUTSIDE naked?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just be Mexican

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright babe I'll let you have sex, but I wanna try something new and exciting
    >Ok, what did you have in mind
    >It would be really hot if we stepped outside naked I bet that would turn us on
    >Aha, I mean if you're into that
    >Do you see anyo-
    >*closes the door*

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao what was the point in your journey to manhood where if you found yourself naked in public you wouldn't clutch your dick and balls like a 6 year old kid.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > zero body hair
    should I blame that on microplastics as well?

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