How healthy/unhealthy are dates?

Can't get enough of these orange turds

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea but these little b***hes sure are tastey

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are great, but have lots of sugar so be careful. I’d say eat them before or after a work out with something high protein for best effect

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar is good

      Swedenborg would consume endless quantities of strawberries and dates because he had one of the biggest fricking craniums ever. Also sugar is literally the only thing shown to reliably boost testosterone. Dates also have vitamins and minerals n shieet.
      Conclusion: KYS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't your test levels rise if you don't consume sugar?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are palm fruits so fricking tasty??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally name 1 other palm fruit that isnt coconut

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coconut

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jackie Chan

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you telling me your diet consists exclusively of the droppings and excretions of chinese movie star jackie chan?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have to be 30 or older to post on this board

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you telling me jackie chan visits you everyday at your nursing home to shit in your mouth and piss in your ass?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes i love guzzling shit and sometimes even spread it around my bathroom

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to posting tiktoks and becoming a troony zoomer. Your generation could have been great but you all fricked it up

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you gain from being jackie chans human toilet? I dont get it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pineapple
        Papaya
        Banana

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nerd

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name some more im interested now

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kiwi
            Dragon fruit
            Fisher-Price

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, isnt pineapple something that grows on top of a bush? Or is it some kind of a tiny palm bush?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kiwi
          Dragon fruit
          Fisher-Price

          I know for a fact bananas and dragon fruit are not from palms, so I'm going to assume you are full of shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely btfo by botanist anon

        Pineapple
        Papaya
        Banana

        Kiwi
        Dragon fruit
        Fisher-Price

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pndos, the fruit of various Butia species. I'm literally eating them right now.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dates can be very unhealthy if all you two eat is junk food. Don't take your girl to a Mcdonalds or KFC and you'll be fine.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT COMBINE THEM WITH COTTAGE CHEESE
    JUST DONT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient greek diet included a lot of dates and cottage cheese; what'll happen? Will I become zeus?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to eat dates soaked in milk and rum twice a day (Aryan Ramadan). Never got a tummy ache, weird bowel movements or anything of the sort.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Will I become zeus?
        Not without ambrosia you won't.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that shit is so nice. needs to make a comeback outside of midwestern family reunions.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, I used to attend a private boarding school. It attracted students from all around the world. We had a cultural exchange event one day, and this motherfricker brought the most delicious dates that I've ever tried in my life. They were glazed with sugar or something and were super gooey. They were basically like candy and melted in your mouth with barely any chewing being necessary. I've been trying to find something like them ever since. I always look for dates with Arabic writing on them whenever I go to Asian grocery stores, but alas, I can never find them. I keep getting boring, dried dates that don't taste anywhere near as good. Don't get me wrong; simple dried dates are still good, but the ones this Arab kid brought were next level. Also, I highly recommend trying out white colored figs from the Middle East. They're so good. Dried mango strips, pineapple slices, and ginger with sugar sprinkled on top are also really good. I find them a lot at Asian grocery stores. Also highly recommend dried orange slices from Trader Joes. Dried apple slices with cinnamon are also really good. Frick. I have a craving for fried fruit now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those gooey dates were most probably with date molasses.
      look for packaging like in pic, clear, shrink wrapped plastic with arabic writing
      too sweet for me, just plain is how i like them but they're popular with molasses

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen these at my local H Mart! I will definitely try them the next time I go. Thank you.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre high in nutrients but also pretty calorie dense for fruit and low in protein. Generally dried fruit is a lot more calorie dense than fresh fruit. Theyre fine to eat but just watch how many youre eating.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really just depends where you take her. A steakhouse is ideal but I've taken one to McDonald's before.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have either the appetite of a sissy or insane amounts of willpower, they're fine. Eat more than 3 of them though and you've exceeded your caloric intake req. by 1000 calories. They are addicting and not satiating at all. No one gets or stays shredded eating these.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong, fat makes you fat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I hate fatfricks. Nothing more pathetic than a Man with a potbelly

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dates? A P*nic fruit made it to these shores in only three days? Senators. I have made my case. Carthago delenda est.

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