How is bezos so much more buff?

How is bezos so much more buff?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he’s more insecure about his physical appearence than elon musk

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Elon is a vain fricker too. He's just too fricking lazy to work out and eat well.

      • 6 months ago
        Sage

        What a goofy looking motherfricker embarrassing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elon bounces back and forth. Sometimes he looks pretty slim other times he looks like a fat pear bodied klinefelter’s victim

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looksmaxxing unironically works.
        He looks so much better in the second pic.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Bezos doesent need to show up to work anymore so he can blast tren all day.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Jeff stopped working a few years ago, Andy Jassy took over and I hate him.
      Jeff didn't look much better than Elon when Amazon was a startup.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disagree
        Jeff has always at minimum just looked like an average dorky guy.
        Elon looks like absolute shit when he's got a shirt off.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon plays 40 hours of Diablo a week, he could train in the gym if he wanted to

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he doesn't, dude is a psycho workaholic

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf why does he look like that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he should try getting more than 4 hours sleep every night like a moron (which I notice he FINALLY started walking back recently).

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How fricked am I if I get 6ish hours each night never starting before 3am???

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on your genetics

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's called "roids"

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon torso mogs
    >tfw bong genes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people over 50 have this blocky physique

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        arms getting smaller probably

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick that’s literally me in 25 years

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical Australian build.

      Why do people over 50 have this blocky physique

      They neglected upper body work for a decade or two.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically not a bad physique
      Just poor posture
      If he strengthened his core to fix the flared rib cage he would look good

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro if the rest of him was balanced to that troll torso he would be a fricking absolute gorilla

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon would actually be a beast if he hopped on TRT + SS.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      higher dose, and Elon has a lot of fat covering his muscles. I actually thought he was much smaller, but his forearms are looking good in this picture.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this mode called?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        funfact: the artist based this on arnold but fricked up the perspective.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bezos is trying to overcompensate for being smol

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's 5'7

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Elon's picture is old, he lost weight. Still looking like shit probably.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda feel like Musk is doing a bunch of stupid shit, wasting his time.
    One of the things that Bezos does, obviously, is train. Imagine how effective you could make your training in such financial situation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Elon is a drug addict. He will do meth for work, will take schizophrenia causing drugs for sleep. And ofc he looks like someone who roids, but doesn't train. Dude is prbbly so happy that his dick got bigger, that kept blasting growth hormone, despite turning into a barrel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He openly defends meth for work. Investors wanted to remove him from ceo position as he was using a drug that causes schizophrenia for sleep. He claimed he sleeps only less than 4 hours per day because of all the stimulants he was using when younger.
          Once an addict is always an addict.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        I can vouch for this man he is correct

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes bald
    hair decreases gains

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bezos is on the sauce.

    Elon has been taking finasteride for decades.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real answer it that Jeff got on sterons, and Musky's body is drenched in cortisol

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steroids

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    God this is disgusting

    Billionaires should be forced by law to lift

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon Musk has founded like five different companies, and he's the CEO of three of them, and he's got 11 children. If I were as busy as he's been I'd probably look like a microwave burrito too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If I were as busy as he's been I'd
      He does absolutely nothing all day anon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      crazy level of dicksucking. pajeet?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't found a single one. He bought them. He is incredibly good at gaming pr, marketing and investing institutions. That's his real talent, otherwise he is a con artist.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He is incredibly good at gaming pr, marketing and investing institutions.
        3-letter agency asset - everything is easy that way lol

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        who did he buy spacex from? boring company?

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are billionaires built this way, its a weird bony style of skinnyfat, rib cages looks way too big

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's from conscious body language like puffing out their chest to appear more confident. most people at the top participate in a lot of conscious body language.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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