How is old fat balding Tony managing to bang these super model tier girls? This is totally unrealistic and I cannot suspend my disbelief!
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How is old fat balding Tony managing to bang these super model tier girls?
she was a stripper. he paid her.
Wasn't she Christopher's prostitute first?
He smells like gabbagool. Drives women crazy.
>gabbagool
I never understood the anglosaxon hate for capocollo.
It's unironically good
It's loaded with fat and sodium
So does your mother but we eat her every night
those fricking people ate puzzi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine
hes a captain of industry type
Money and status.
He's a wealthy mobster.
>why is a rich, powerful and extremely charismatic man attractive to women?
>and I cannot suspend my disbelief!
Well you better start gayatron
he probably paid her but its also implied that she fricks him as a Chris replacement as a dysfunctional reaction to the news of his death. and also that Tony specifically flew to Vegas to give her the news with the hope of getting that reaction after seeing Chris' widow breastfeeding. just like Gary Cooper would have.
Ask /LULZ/.
>LULZ
I haven't been there since 2015, is it still the same?
NTA but no, it's horrendous now. It was once a very entertaining board but that was so long ago. I left a bit before you did and last time I went there it was about 60% troony threads.
Yeahp.. it’s considered one of the worst boards on the site for a reason.
Do people still love Elliot Rodger there tho?
>when the girl's on top and she does that riding a wave thing rather than bouncing up and down
That shit hurts like hell
That’s if your dick is small
NTA but I have a small dick (5 and a half inch)and that position is fine for me
lol why would you just baselessly try and hurt his feelings like that?
>baselessly
more like basededly
You talk and act like a black man.
not him but I hate it also, my dick is long and fat and curves upward and when a girl does that it goes against the curves and anatomy of my dick. It feels like its gonna break.
>my dick is long and fat
no it isn't
but it is, not that you should be worried about it
>weak dick
name?
Sarah Shahi
Do men really find this attractive?
Yes and look at you, you fricking homosexual
No, it's all a ruse to make brown women feel better about being ugly
Normal heterosexual men, yes.
No, she is disgusting. Real men hate classically beautiful women with nice bodies. Give me a 300 lbs tattooed landwhale any day of the week!
you don't?
James Gandolfini
>This is totally unrealistic
Harvey is actually attractive, he has that rugged dad vibe that drives women crazy
>Harvey is actually attractive
harvey how did you get on here?
hey harv, thanks for all the kino. a lot of us here do appreciate you.
how much internet time they giving you these days harv?
i honestly agree with you. he became better looking as he started to grey
Is that Taylor Swift on the left?
who's second from left? she looks drugged out of her fricking mind
she looks like Saroise Ronan.
Este Haim, bass player from israeli sister rock band HAIM
she always looks weird she's kind of a meme for it
>How is a wealthy, superficially charming, powerful and dangerous alpha male managing to bang these super model tier girls? This is totally unrealistic and I cannot suspend my disbelief!
hes fat and bald though
Women don't have the same standard of attraction as men do. Here is a hypothetical scenario.
>30 year old Brad Pitt clone and 30 year old Gandolfini clone
>Brad Pitt is submissive, avoids eye contact and is afraid of confrontation and is insecure in general
>Gandolfini is confident and assured of himself and isn't afraid of anything
Every woman in the world would choose Gandolfini or if they chose Pitt, they would cheat him with Gandolfini. Ever wonder why every girl in the world would find "daddy" archetype attractive while men don't like old as hell women?
lookism told me otherwise
lookism is wrong dude, this post
actually understands women
ah yes
cope
>zoomer says buzzword
>fat
Rubinesque.
You wouldn't say no to pic related. Given the choice you might just go for a skinny supermodel instead, but either would be satisfying.
If you're rich, muscular and well hung you can satisfy a woman. Ideally she might prefer you to have a six pack, but the gut isn't a deal breaker.
>balding
Sign of high testosterone, although when it reaches that stage you'd might as well just shave off what's left.
>You wouldn't say no to pic related.
Her weight to me is not an issue as much as her down syndrome face and the fatter she gets the more mongoloid she looks.
Boomer self-insert fantasy character.
It was before the internet so women just had lower standards back then.
>have a spiritual trip
>realize theres nothing wrong with you and you should be an even more big of a piece of shit cause you were right all along
holy fuhriken based
same reason why ugly-ass leaders had countless b***hes on their disposal
asiatics don't count as women
women are attracted to power. you 14?
lookism told me otherwise
>I learned about women from incels
You either need looks OR money/status/power
Prime Brad Pitt could be a broke wagie and still probably get women
>You either need looks OR money/status/power
I have neither
What power does Tony have exactly? He isn’t Don Corleone.
To be fair, just about all of his goomatas had serious emotional problems or were straight up hooahs. Aside from being physically attractive, I don’t think any of the women he slept with can be considered “normal”.
Have you ever seen a mob boss irl even on the news? They look like fat lizards. And they're fricking prime supermodels all over.
Also James was a very handsome manly man. With a lot of magnestism and presence. If Tony were a regular working dude like in that dream he had he would still be very popular among women.
>manly man
Disqualifies 95% of IST
It’s a television show. It’s made up.
He was really tall tho, wasn't he? Tall guys and bony hands melt women, dicks and personality go second imo.
>bony hands
what
>this is what women want according to incels
I'd say the list goes like:
1. Tall, manly hands
2. Money
3. Personality and other body parts/traits
At least in my experience and the girls I've met. Some of them change the order of the list, but they all kinda like the same things to some degree.
This. It's why Cavill has the reputation of being an incel despite having otherwise Chad features. Small hands are a death sentence for men
>manly hands
Manly hands are muscular.
People are into very different things anyway. Maybe tall and wealthy are more general but really tastes are as varied as there are people. Some girls would take a girly boy over a rough hands guy anyday
Because he isn't gay.
this is completely normal in all southern european cultures
straight incels will never understand that
James Gandolfini is extremely physically attractive, they've fully bought into the "chad" meme and can't even comprehend that true male beauty exists.
>incels
>straight
I would agree with the pilot and the early seasons but he put on so much weight later on the ît became harder to believe
because he is a criminal who kills people and has money
so what, he doesn't even have hunter eyes!
i know this is IST but you don't have to look that good to pull hot women. personality and charisma is more important which tony has in spades. that said she might be a literal prostitute
Women frick for drugs, status, money and taboo.