How is this even possible without roids? He’s in the NFL so he gets drug tested regularly, no chance he’s on juice.
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How is this even possible without roids? He’s in the NFL so he gets drug tested regularly, no chance he’s on juice.
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NFL doesn't drug test.
proof of drug tests? with multi million dollar contracts, imagine how much money they would lose if someone popped
Imagine how much they can spend on drugs/roids the general public and testing bodies have never heard of.
Also the testing is intentionally brain dead easy to beat. And when they pop they get barely a slap on the wrist.
Every NFL player roids.
There's a reason why Tom Brady's wife had a prescription for pharma grade HGH. Spoiler it wasn't for herself.
every athletes is drugged.Too much money on bet.
its not, hes like 3-4% bf
>3-4%
lol
he's around 11% in that pic. 4% is much leaner, think about bodybuilders on stage
Yeah I've seen much leaner at 5%. I bet he's around 10% like the ground bison I make burgers with.
not even close, probably 12%
are you moronic
He's 14% bodyfat.
Nah bro easily 18%
This is 4%
>no chance he's on juice
oh my sweet summerchild
95+% of athletes in the NFL are juicing
His literal professional job is to be jacked and run fast and catch balls. Same reason these Hollywood guys can get so jacked so quick. They have teams of trainers, nutritionists, etc.
And easy access to PEDs
OH sweet summer child
Reddit moment
he's on steroids and he's definitely not at 1.6% body fat
they also have a team that tells them what steroids to take
>1.6%
Uhhh no
>he's in the NFL so he gets drug tested regularly
Oh, my sweet summer child
Also this isn't 1.6% bf
The overwhelming majority of professional athletes are on PEDs. Too much money is on the line to remain natural.
Answered your own question. NFL drug tests never randomly they announce it way beforehand. These guys are also serious enough with coaching and what not that they do not mind taking short esthers consistently that clear fast.
Also this is not your run of the mill guy but the absolute top physical talent + genetics so obviously guys like that are insane performers even without drugs.
Depends on the sport. In a lot of sports you can't get away with stuff like 19 nors or anything DHT. But still you'll get away with GH and possibly test. I don't think 19 nors are that great for NFL performance anyway since it slices into your endurance and you have many drives during a game.
For NFL standards the fat lineman are as fast as college level sprinters.
Every professional sport player is on drugs. It’s not just for getting huge. You are absolutely insane or naive as frick to think they don’t, even though some may be “tested”
>He’s in the NFL so he gets drug tested regularly, no chance he’s on juice.
American boomers actually believe this lmao
All that muscle isn’t worth it when it slows you down so much. He would get destroyed in real football (not handegg)
Dudes fast as frick boi
Sports are nothing more than ENTERTAINMENT. They're all on something because it looks better for stupid naive Black folk like you to keep feeding into it. Theres no integrity when it comes to billion dollar industries, yet you normie gays will continue to fall for it.
>there's no way he's roiding even though he plays a professional sport with millions of dollars on the line
Some of you need to actually go outside
's no way he's roiding even though he plays a professional sport with millions of dollars on the line
>Some of you need to actually go outside
This line of reasoning is such rationalizing projection.
"I wouldn't be able to make it into the league with my mediocre athleticism without roids, so surely these guys are on roids!"
And it also is a little bit of "I'm a great athlete but I just never roided as a teen. That's why I didn't make it to the show. If I had just roided I would be there with them! Glad I was above all that stuff though."
Do you really think that athletes competing at that level don’t do absolutely everything in their power to gain any advantage over their competition?
Do you not think that athletes would do everything to expose the athletes that are roiding to get roids out of the league? But that doesn't happen.
>inb4 muh honor
kek
>inb4 everyone does it
You can still use and get your opponent banned.
I think mum’s the word on the kind of thing. Besides, it’s not like you can explicitly prove that other people are since they can just point to test results saying they’re clean
>noooooooo there's no way they're on heckin roids
>some news rag told me they were natty, they said it!!!1
you're fricking dumb, anon
pls don't tell me you're using liver king as an example to PROVE your point, lmfao.
He was found out. Within like 1 year. And roids aren't even illegal for him to be on.
NO athletes are caught. Let alone to the level that they should be if roids were rampant in leagues. Everyone is on them yet no one is caught. Really gets the noggin jogging!
gotcha anon, the sportsnigs are just built different and despite this physique not being achievable natty for literally anyone anywhere else, the ballBlack folk are all totally natural
>Thousands of athletes across leagues around the world are all on roids and only like 5 get caught a year, maybe
Sure bro! Everyone is just great at keeping secrets, even people that could change their life by selling that information to the public!
>occam's razor
Let me remind you that the WWF and WWE both extensively test for steroids as well. They’re all natty, you’re right.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/5-nfl-players-suspended-steroid-usage-featuring-deandre-hopkins
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2022/02/07/nfl-performance-enhancing-drugs-ped-steroids-suspensions/6645732001/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_in_American_football
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2602986-players-say-the-nfl-has-an-hgh-problem-even-if-peyton-manning-isnt-part-of-it
>literally 10 seconds with google
The ones using steroids PROBABLY aren’t blabbing about it
>I just work harder than you do bro!
Lmao. You fricking imbecile.
>Herp derp Occam's razor!
Usage of Occam's razor is a great way to tell if you're talking to an idiot. No one is committing some fallacy by not adhering to Occam's razor. Occam's razor is a part of heuristics, not logic.
>NO athletes are caught. Let alone to the level that they should be if roids were rampant in leagues. Everyone is on them yet no one is caught. Really gets the noggin jogging!
Lol. You do know Deandre Hopkins was suspended for 6 games this year for roiding beyond their acceptable levels right?
He was caught because he was a moron and left a clear digital record explicitly stating EXACTLY what he took. Not because a fricking testing agency got to him. If he knew in advance some fed was gonna ask him to piss in a cup you bet your ass he'd test negative because he'd fricking prepare.
> He was found out.
He looks like a cartoon character and people needed chat logs to “believe” he was on roids. If anything it should tell you how fricking gullible you are.
Liver King just looks like he smells really bad
I work in sports and you'd be surprised at the amount of kids who take PEDs just to keep track with the guys who are maturing faster. It's very cut throat so they will do whatever it takes to beat the next best guy. The fact that this is what happened to Christian McCaffery in one off season should tell you all you need to know
Cant really tell from those pics honestly
Looks exactly the same just a different angle. moron
Your take is by far the most moronic I've ever heard good job.
No one has ever claimed they'd be a pro athlete if only they roided. These athletes have the genetics and skills that make them elite. Roids help them recover and add years to their career as they start to age.
He's trolling. It's not a good faith argument. Every time the topic of professional athletics and roids come up here, someone trots out the "you're just genetically inferior, don't have what it takes, they're built different" argument. There is so much real evidence plus motive for PED use in leagues like the NFL that you can just call these people Black folk and move on.
Dumbass moron
>drug """testing"""
You can tell he’s on roids in some pictures, but for me the giveaway was that he “unofficially” tried out for the Olympics so he didn’t have to get tested. Shit was all a dumb publicity stunt anyway when there are players that have qualified for the Olympics.
Left is natty + lifting a few years
Right is "activating his genetics and eating candy" aka blasting test tren and deca
>trying out for the Olympics exempts athletes from drug testing
There's no way this is real.
No, I meant he didn't officially try out for the olympics when he ran the 100meter as a publicity stunt. The reason he didn't officially try out is because he would have had to get olympic level tested.
His abs look like implants
Is furthermost right natty? Can barely see him but he’s packing some natty heft
>random gym bros who want to look good eating pizza and drinking beer all day can get/use steroids no problem
>athletes with contracts worth millions of dollars who trained literally their entire lives to play can't get/use steroids
ok
Most NFL players use roids not only for the advantage but to recover from injuries faster. Which is probably encouraged because it makes money money for the network or agents
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I think its pretty difficult to prove doping if all you do is testo and GH since those occure naturally.
here he is off cycle
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Vannial either needs to up her HrT or get some fake breasts cos she looks good otherwise but that chest says male.
>her
>her
>she
You would be ruining a beautiful thing.
Typical frauder.
Anything that relies on physique as the primary factor is under the influence of all stimulants known and unknown: It's a part of the game.
Is HGH even detectable if you don't get stupid about it?
the people that would believe he's 1.6% body fat
are the same that would believe he's not on PEDs
>everyone in every league is on huge amounts of roids
>no one gets caught
This is the problem with so many conspiracy theories, it takes far too many people involved to keep a secret for something so important.
Even if you suspend disbelief and say that ALL the players have each other's backs and won't snitch. What about everyone else involved? We haven't heard ONE story about a disgruntled locker-room employee who was underpaid and wanted to get back at the team that treated him poorly by exposing a steroid scandal.
Nothing even close to this has happened. And you expect me to believe that this happens in every league of every sport of every top level? Gtfo here, lmao.
>Olympic athletic programs constantly caught after getting away with cheating in WADA regulated events for years
American pro sport testing is nowhere near as strict as WADA. I bet you think none of them do recreational drugs either since they’re tested lmao
There's many PED related suspensions every year, lol. Here's all of the players that popped hot since 2001:
>https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2022/02/07/nfl-performance-enhancing-drugs-ped-steroids-suspensions/6645732001/
If they catching 1/4 of all of the PED users that's over 1000 players probably using over the past two decades. If there's been about 20,000 players since then, it's statistically likely there is a roider on the field at all times. If they catch 1/10 users then half the field are users.
>If they catching 1/4 of all of the PED users that's over 1000 players probably using over the past two decades. If there's been about 20,000 players since then,
That's a much lower estimate than the "90%" or "ALL" that gets flung around here pretty often.
90%? Try 100%.
In NFL they don't give a shit anymore if you come with those stories. At a lower level in college, some colleges were caught suppressing stories about their players doing serial rapes on campus. Covering that stuff up goes very far.
I do think there are some natty players in the NFL though, but majority will use roids. The ones who are natty are the players who don't need to pack that much muscle to begin with, like receivers, punters or kickers. Then there's a large amount who go apeshit on blasting in the off season and then come off in competition where they might get tested.
>he gets drug tested regularly
The tester can literally knock on your door seconds after you inject HGH and it will be back to undetectable levels within a couple of hours, and you can drag your feet in the mean time.
>falling for this pisseningly low quality bait
nuIST blows
90%+ of athletes that make it to NFL have been taking drugs since high school. Just a reality.
Literally 90% of ALL PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are on gear.
>"b-but they drug test!!"
From the very moment anti-doping administrations have existed there were thousands of teams of sports endocrinologists and chinese scientists whos very existence relies on getting Black folk and homosexuals on gear to throw balls and jump around at high capacities. Every time they find a way to test for a new compound, 10 more ways pop up to get around it. Everybody's on drugs.
Serena Williams had an exemption and was on the gear her whole career. Blacks don't pop as easy as whites also.
drug testing is a joke gh and test will almost never show up, only synthetics will pop you consistently. Ive passed a steroid test at my job despite being on 600 mg of test.
>he gets drug tested regularly, no chance he’s on juice.
Lmao
>1.6%
lol they just employ people to blatantly lie. nothing against metcalf as he's in excellent shape but that's more like 9%. still impressive but the person who came up with that is just plain full of shit as the human brain does, in fact, contribute to total body fat and that's about 2% right there.
>no chance he's on drugs
He literally went on a espn show saying he only eats 1 big ass meal a day and eats literal candy all day long...you people are morons
Frick I would kill for those genetics
>https://twitter.com/shobasketball/status/1507922482027769863?s=20&t=v8BoxWGvi-H9b7sgpabfbQ
Here's the candy interview. This is about as blatant as every Hollywood celebrity talking about their chicken and broccoli diet.
Literally the best food/trainers money can buy and a job where if you slack off you're high life is going downhill hard
>He’s in the NFL so he gets drug tested regularly, no chance he’s on juice
Do you homosexual Black folk actually believe that professional athletes are natty
> no chance he’s on juice.
Yeah there’s no way except for the scores of major athletes that are confirmed for having been on steroids at smaller sizes than that guy. They all cheat you fricking moron. Too much money at stake creates an incentive to cheat, and the more everyone else does it becomes impossible to be natty even near the top. You’re outcompeted long before reaching pro leagues.
He's a Black person. Of course he's cheating, lying, and is lazy.
>NFL so he gets drug tested regularly,
to make sure he's getting the best shit
NFL doesn't drug test. It's entertainment, not sport.
He is on roids. I think some black people have the gorilla stomach enzyme that turns carbs into protein though.
>I think some black people have the gorilla stomach enzyme that turns carbs into protein though.
You're American, aren't you?
Yeah. I'm basing that more on the jacked African child soldiers though. I don't think they can afford roids.
youre legit moronic if you think pro athletes arent on juice
>1.6% bf
>that pic
"No"
how technical is american football really? I mean all they talk about is the size, weight and speed of the athletes
compared to soccer say
imagine you're a police officer and you have to cuff this homie
Takedown, two elbows to the back of his head, then cuff, no problem.
Just lie lmao, take juice and lie about it, bribe some officials maybe
>without roids
He roids.
is fake
there's a lot of performance enhancers that won't trip a doping test. Cialis, for example, is not tested for and it's a mild vasodilator which means it will allow you to get more oxygen to your muscles. Many NFL players are on Cialis.
A lot of these players also abused steroids in college / high school which likely has destroyed their endogenous test, which means they all have a legitimate medical claim for TRT.
Stupid injuries from minor things are probably proof of roid use. Comparatively weak connective tissue.
If he's recently had an injury, he's permitted to take a (("physiological-replacement")) dose of testosterone. Everyone who plays for the NFL does this. Literally everyone frauds.