How long will it take for an average guy to become like this if hes slightly fat right now? This is my dream bod desu.

How long will it take for an average guy to become like this if he’s slightly fat right now?
This is my dream bod tbh.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even is this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some chef in a tv show called 'the bear' that all the women are getting frothy over.

      Do able in 1 year. More appropriately is 2 years.
      2000 cals a day.
      Work your way to walking an hour a day, then get that to an hour twice a day. Three times if neet with no other obligations.
      Lift two days a week. Put emphasis on curls and push-ups for first 3 months, then start benching and doing lat pulldowns and DB shoulder press too. Find a real program at some point after this.

      >2kcals
      lol, lmao. Pressups for 6 months.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the bear
        >it's some skinny rat-like dude

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/uDKgGUv.jpg

        >the bear
        >it's some skinny rat-like dude

        https://i.imgur.com/BAsHi2p.jpg

        Before. It's where he honed his culinary skills.
        [...]
        I think it is a metaphor, for having a large, bold and aggressive persona, much like a bear.

        frick that shit, this is the only dude who should be allowed to be called the bear.
        >helloooo dere chilllen

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pressups for 6 months
        >very clearly wrote push-ups for first 3 months, then start benching
        Just say you don’t know what you’re talking about and also can’t read lil bro

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many times are you gonna post this you fat slob. get off your ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has somebody posted this before? I don’t know. I saw it on another board.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 years + cardio.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do able in 1 year. More appropriately is 2 years.
    2000 cals a day.
    Work your way to walking an hour a day, then get that to an hour twice a day. Three times if neet with no other obligations.
    Lift two days a week. Put emphasis on curls and push-ups for first 3 months, then start benching and doing lat pulldowns and DB shoulder press too. Find a real program at some point after this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the most moronic thing I’ve ever read
      >advice for a fat
      Never mind, carry on.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 years
    2 if you are already strong
    a few months if steroids

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    three years unironically.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always though Lip looked liked Gene Wilder

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BmOT5iU.jpg

      Damn was this Willy after he gave the chocolate factory to Charlie?

      Wonka mind

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn was this Willy after he gave the chocolate factory to Charlie?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Before. It's where he honed his culinary skills.

      https://i.imgur.com/uDKgGUv.jpg

      >the bear
      >it's some skinny rat-like dude

      I think it is a metaphor, for having a large, bold and aggressive persona, much like a bear.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        His surname is Berzatto

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is the attempt at a metaphor they attempt to graft onto the family. The real reason is there's a team called the Chicago Bears and whoever wrote the show has a fricking creepy obsessive fetish with Chicago

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if he’s slightly fat right now?
    fembrosnan.jpg

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just lose weight and only train arms

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking a line cook would ever look this healthy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes kinda fridge mode

      >thick waist
      >big biceps
      >traps
      >slightly shtity posture

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well he's a 5'7" manlet so that's the best he can do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick you just say to me, boy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Achieveable natty?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my arms look like that at ~16% bodyfat so not long at all

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've been over this, the one thing women love the most is cocaine and guys who look like they can get them cocaine.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CORNER

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BEHINDDDDDDDDDD

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a trashy Willie Wonka.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats why he shouldve been in the new movie. willy wonka is a cretin who decided to open a chocolate factory while using physically disabled illegal migrants as slaves to spread obesity through the world and torture "lucky" visitors to his den of evil just because his dad said he couldnt have sweets when he was a kid. a proper willy wonka would look like the biggest fricking methhead youve ever seen complete with trailer park dialects, but of course hollywood picks the twink thatll sell tickets

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 years with pump
    5 years without pump
    all natty
    Anons here are clueless how long this is achievable for the average person with a job or family. Maybe 2 years if you're 18 yo in college without a job. If you're 25+ yo with a career and family it will take much longer because you no longer have the natural testosterone or energy to do it. And the vast majority of average people don't have the drive to consistently train or diet. Also, everyone has different genetics and body type so you won't get to look exactly like your ideal.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turkish nose and luscious hair.
    Sorry bro it's purely genetics to look like him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      turkroach hands typed this. dude looks french or italian, not turkish

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching leftist slop

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tiniest mouth in hollywood

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