How long will it take me to make it through calisthenics and how long from going to a gym?
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How long will it take me to make it through calisthenics and how long from going to a gym?
depends on your definition of "making it"
>being very strong / having big muscles?
gym will be way quicker than calisthenics
>looking good / getting girls?
calisthenics is why better than gym. Girls love lean physiques which is what you need for calisthenics. Even if you have less muscles than a gym guy, you'd look way better
My goal body would be ottermode, something like this but a little bigger
Calisthenics: 4 years
Gym: 4 months
literally looks untrained kek.
Like that's what I looked like in high school from just playing soccer three times a week.
I just love how everyone is just trolling
I wasn't
This?
This is several years of training apart, not just slightly bigger
4 years in the gym if you're natty
impossible with calisthenics
impossible without roids
>impossible without roids
Bullshit.
that's like a couple months progress if you start from lean skinny. gym or calisthenics won't really matter so long as you're doing weighted calisthenics
What are weighted calisthenics?
calisthebics with added weight
You can do that and more with 3 months of calisthenics and small weights.
If you want to get big, you ain’t gonna do it the calisthenics.
It’s worth doing however, you get lean and flexible and it keeps you young because it’s all functional movement.
Figure out your goal and make a decision
Can I reach this physique with just calisthenics?
looks like someone who has never set foot in the gym and just did a couple of lateral raises
literally achievable in 6 months
No. That physqiue is pure genetics
Yes. Look up calisthenic YouTubers and see what they look like. It’s close to that.
Calisthenics: 4 years
Gym: 4 months
>tattoo
Where did this psyop come from? Tattoo girls used to be considered hot for the longest time.
Its just a low class low inhibition marker.
like being fat, smoking, doing crack, talking like a tool/moron
So basically enjoying life.
/pol/'s israeli purityhomosexualry.
You're the one that's been psyop'ed my friend. Tattoos have been associated with prostitutes and trash for most of human history.
show me one person who looks better with tattoos than without
I'll wait
Tattoos used to be taboo and more rare to see. Now every skinny homosexual millennial hipster looks like a public bathroom stall.
This, it was the mark of killers, criminals, uber prostitutes/bad b***hes and sailors. Now its "quirky".
dumb goy fell for shit ink psyop lmfao
>I have no taste of my own, I just care about popular opinion
typical tattoo droid
imagine seeing a pretty girl and thinking to yourself: "man she would be so hot with a giant tattoo right across her body"
I'll bite. There's just a lot of midwits that also decided that it would be super cool to get a tattoo to the point where we have a bunch of moronic mouth breathers with random shitty doodles on themselves. Women fall into this category a lot, just becoming some tattoo artist's scrap book
When were tattoos not for morons and midwits?
I see so many gays walking around like this, they look like a caricature of a nonce pretending to be hip. Women think it looks good too, plainly because it is peddled as fashionable.
Why is this b***hes body sandy-coloured but her face orange?
you know why
another homosexual incel poster she's still cute and bangable although brown
>she
Anon, I…
>incel
>has trannies saved to his hd
makes sense have you tried having sex with women?
>makes sense have you tried having sex with women?
No, and I never will.
If you're fooled by pic on the left, you deserve pic on the right.
the israelites are stealthy
frick off swede homosexual
Has anybody else noticed that she looks like a chemical clown on the left and quite attractive on the right?
left is for other women, right is for my dick
shes cute you dudes have way too high of a standard for forum shitposters.
She looks like an antisemitic cartoon character from the 1930s
Some people are just afraid of danger. Then they wonder why they're bored and miserable.
You lack liveliness. You will get old and die and wonder and think of all the things you could've been on your death bed. You could've found glory or death but you choose to be a walking corpse. Do you think anyone will care when that happens when you take your last breath?
Average tattoocell projecting
The same girls that get tats often frick Black folk. It's a glaring red flag which shows low inhibition like your first (You) described
>my Black person cuck fetish i project onto everything
have a nice day you homosexual
You know I'm right. Your emotional response to my post is very telling
Even when I was a teenager. Long before I started browsing IST i thought women with tattoos looked like prostitutes and trashy, it just doesn't fit the feminine trait
Good bait tho
>tattoo girls used to be considered easy lays for the longest time
fix'd that for you. if a guy has a choice of a 7 he has to work for and a 5 draining his balls right now - most men will pick the 5.
people might have jerked off to suicide girls in the 00s and 10s but MOST of those were SOMEWHAT in shape and had SOMEWHAT aesthetic tattoos.
the average woman getting tattoos in current year has shittier taste in tattoos than at any time in human history.
the only people who dislike tattoos are incels who live in their moms basement or people who follow a dead israelite on a stick white europeans all used to have tattoos
>the only people who dislike tattoos are incels
Obviously, but this hatred wasn't there until fairly recently. Suicide Girls was considered hot for a long time.
incels can't stand that a woman has been touched by another guy for hours, even if he's a tattoo artist
That depends on how much effort and discipline you put into training more than your equipment and names for working out. You could do dips, push ups and pull ups til you have to use bags or buckets of sand for added weight but make sure you stick to your routine and hit as many reps or sets needed for significant volume and hypertrophy, eat real, nutritious food and rest as needed.
test
Why not just start doing basic b***h calisthenics right now? Pretty sure you have floor space to do pushups and squats. If you don't have a bar and your not a lardass you can do pullups off the door. Then think if you want a gym membership.
>calisthenics
forever
>gym?
give a year or two
Sex with Indian girls
sexo
tight
I LOVE ME A NICE POOJEETA PUSSY
i need a brown gf so bad bros
you're more likely to give up calisthenics so as a beginner I'd recommend gym
Get your fricking shoes off my bed, they stay at the door
non-ugly curry girls are my thing but do you have any idea how hard you need to normiemaxx for them?
they don't want their family to call them out on being bawds for BWC so you have to be perfectly NPC and middle-class presenting.
literally the easiest thing to accomplish in the world
maybe for you, normie.
post some girls you've dated
did you smash? how was it
Indian girls are hard for me to get for some reason. im white too but its like they either dont date or theyll only date their own kind
The immigrants are generally very driven and don't care about dating much, but the second gen are usually complete bawds for white men.
i haven't dated any indians but i have developed my theory from interactions with them.
a race's women are like a race's men.
so you know how indian guys are creepy perverts? well the girls are too.
but the girls are policed, both externally and internally (internally meaning in their own head) and don't want their families knowing what they are really like.
so instead of messaging you online going
>hey sexc show balls and peen
they instead look for absolutely npc white men.
because they can frick the npc white man, bring him home to meet their parents and trust that he will never say or do anything that will embarrass them.
you have to be so normal for the indian girl that you make up for her being abnormal.
1 year if you start today 2x per week (Monday + Friday).
month 1 (conditioning): Push Ups, Lunges, and Hanging Knee Raise (or Reverse Crunch)
month 2 (foundation for shoulder and hip stability): Add Rows (Bodyweight Row if no weights) and Hip Thrust (Glute Bridge)
month 3: (posture) Add Deadlifts (Single Leg Romanian Deadlift if no weights) and Face Pulls (or other posture fly, Ts, Vs, Arrows)
month 4: (strength) Add Squats and Pull Ups
You'll also need adolescent test boosting music:
And a mirror for flex gains and to correct your form because you will make form mistakes that will cause a lot of pain and injuries if you have no one to coach you.
But you arnt going to do anything are you?
Also add Dips and Single Leg Bulgarian Split Squats during month 4.
>1 year if you start today 2x per week (Monday + Friday).
What is this bullshit of working out twice a week, work out 6 days a week and rotate your exercises
>Tattoo
Sorry, you are not worthy of my time. 2/5 I wouldn’t.
Bros, I love brown women so much.
She's white, this is brown
i can tell she has perfect feet
What a bizarre statement