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How many IST anons would be needed to beat Mike Tyson in his prime without using any weapons?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One who wrestles and has a thick enough skull and neck to take a few punches

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are 0 people on the board that can take a bare-knuckle shot from prime Tyson.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Humans can dish out a lot more damage than they can take.
        Even the mighty are credibly threatened by wimps for any moment of no guard.
        Only skill keeps the strong to use their strength in offense and defense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/jLG6o3f.png

          How many IST anons would be needed to beat Mike Tyson in his prime without using any weapons?

          This is a solid point. I think the key issue is if they can stay calm and focused or not. A few would inevitably get fricked up. But even prime Mike can’t handle the attacks from the side and the back. There are plenty of guys on gear here as well. As long as the anons weren’t scared and stayed calm and accepted some would get knocked out I think four of the stronger anons could do it. Especially if anyone is trained in wrestling. Mike Tyson was a fricking amazing boxer. However he’s not especially big. So a takedown by a 6’4 230+ anon from the rear would probably take him down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks bare-knuckle shots are harder than punches with a gloved fist
        NGMI

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Tyson in his prime would probably mangle this entire board. I think I read once that he could generate enough force to crack a cows skull with one punch. Most of his early professional fights were also first round knock outs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The dickriding is crazyyyy bruh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is what the american media does to your brain

        https://i.imgur.com/4u6j2ZD.jpg

        [...]
        The absolute state of mutts.

        /pol/tards when someone says Mike Tyson was a good boxer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No one here said he was a good boxer. We're saying he would kill anyone browsing here if he wanted to. The OP pic is after he bit a dudes ear off in a boxing match for fricks sake, he's crazy. I don't put it past the morons here to think they're tougher than the man who was once ranked the champion of the entire world.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Please feel free to tell me how much he squatted.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You could squat a thousand pounds and Tyson would still cave your skull in. Having a high power lifting total means jack shit towards athleticism after a certain point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why does tyson posting generate so much seethe. Is it because he's black?

          Reddit when someone tells them having no endurance past the first minute isn't good boxing

          Iron Mike lost to a journeyman btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The dickriding is crazyyyy bruh
        Black person alert

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look, the Logan Paul-simps are here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think I read once that he could generate enough force to crack a cows skull with one punch
      So human skulls are stronger than cow skulls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then why didn't he ever crack a human skull?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I think I read once that he could generate enough force to crack a cows skull with one punch
        So human skulls are stronger than cow skulls?

        No idea. I’m assuming it’s likely due to a combination of glove padding, and not being able to line up a perfectly aimed full force shot in the middle of a match.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No idea
          we know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are one dumb fricking moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he did though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Iron Mike only ever used maybe 60% of his true power in the ring.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        allah didn't let him do that or he'd miss his 72 virgins

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People still believe some random bullshit propaganda against Islam baka.

          • 1 month ago
            Sage

            Pislam is gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He unironically was the apex predator of the human race in terms of what he can do with his body alone. Sure, he could go a few round with other trained boxers, but for the average person he would be able to decimate them in 1 or 2 hits easy.

      The absolute state of mutts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I think I read once

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Once you’re old enough you’ll get it zoom zoom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mike Tyson in his prime would probably mangle this entire board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zip him up when you're done

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could've just shot the rabbid Black person but noooooo he can shuck and jive and bob and weave. Frick America.

      Yeah he was a phenom but people shouldn't have given him so many breaks, especially when he's only great for his era. He doesn't compare to foreman in his prime, or shavers or Frazier, and if course not Ali. And ones like Joe Louis or Marciano are like another world compared to him. People who could punch your face off, WOULD get their own face punched off but keep fighting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >especially when he's only great for his era
        Yes anon, sports evolve over time and old athletes wouldn't hold up to the currwnt meta. That's how all combat sports are.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm saying Tyson wouldn't hold up against the likes of Louis (or young Lewis for that matter).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he crushed cans and started getting owned when he fought other good talent

      why the frick you glazing this nig so hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, 1 leg kick would have this Black person hobbling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just stomp on his foot and it's all over
      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D9qKKR8aBiM
      Plus you'll get a free blowie

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 (one) ketolard dropped from sufficient height

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 decent wrestler would be enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is correct. especially a big dude. Tyson was like 210lbs. I'd bet a 240lb BJJ blackbelt could beat him in a street fight

      that said prime Tyson was the king of the world in the ring - I'd give him good odds against practically any boxer ever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >get tyson on the ground
        >bites your nose off, bites your ear off, tries to gauge the soft areas of your face

        now what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There were moments in time where no man on planet earth could beat Tyson in a street fight

        That said, these were mere passing moments

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > I'd bet a 240lb BJJ blackbelt could beat him in a street fight

        No Chance. For BJJ to work you have to take Mike down. And to do a takedown you have to close the distance. Now that wouldn't be a problem against your average joe who can't really do much damage with a punch or two, but with Mike Tyson you'll get your ass combo'd into oblivion the second you shoot/go for the takedown.

        with a kickboxer/muay thai/MMA fighter he'll get his ass beat, he'll get his legs lit up by calf kicks until he can't walk properly.

        https://i.imgur.com/4F3vxTD.jpg

        And thats why boxing is kind of deadly and very maiming and muay thai is very deadly and UFC is very safe and sportsmanly

        That's why the UFC should be bare-knuckle, it's way safer, and it'll also make MMA alot less boxing focused because of the high injury risk when punching.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick off tyson homo

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what the rules are.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me, I'm a natty dyel but when I see red I frick anyone up.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One Stone Cold Steve Austin

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3-4 anons with 1/2/3/4 strength level could take him down.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd call him a Black person and then aim for an ear bite

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He unironically was the apex predator of the human race in terms of what he can do with his body alone. Sure, he could go a few round with other trained boxers, but for the average person he would be able to decimate them in 1 or 2 hits easy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is what the american media does to your brain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His boxing record speaks for itself. In his prime he was a savage. /misc/ has rotted your brain. But I’m sure you could have easily beat him 1 vs 1 in his prime.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rocky Marciano had a better record and fought in an era where there were less protections in place for the boxers to avoid injury or overwork.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rocky Marciano had 9 first round KO, while Tyson had 24. Overall Marciano did have a better record, but Tyson definitely had a solid punch, and record.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure you're one of the guys who claim Tyson would absolutely mop the floor with any of the boxers that came after him and only Bruce Lee would stand a chance

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not though, but he’d wreck you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce Lee gets rekt by any random 6ft+ American on the street

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >and only Bruce Lee would stand a chance
            Tyson would literally murder him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >american media
        He would kill any eastoid/brownoid in his prime.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dunno, probably more than five to swarm him, thing is if you had 3 and he was pure chimping out theres no way, youd need to just overwhelm him

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does tyson posting generate so much seethe. Is it because he's black?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See

      [...]
      [...]
      /pol/tards when someone says Mike Tyson was a good boxer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its because hes black, I'm a poltard at times but its just being moronic, tyson was a good boxer and would kill pretty much everyone on IST in a 1v1, that homie in particular built different. Unless IST happens to have tall and built fighters who have had years upon years of training but most of you are dyel indians ffs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mutt’s Law

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much this. I want to bring back segregation and Mike tyson was so unbelievably game bred and dangerous in his prime.
        He's still game, he talks and talks about how he's not like that anymore and he doesn't let things bother him but watch any recent interviews where he feels someone slights him, even mildly, look at his face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude is a trump supporter

      wtf you talking about troony

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it because he's black?
      Considering /misc/ is majority brown, nah. It's contrarianism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But browns hate blacks anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hes a convicted rapist. He should frick off and be out of the limelight, as hes a rapist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't go to Mike Tyson's hotel room in the middle of the night for coffee

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Tyson vs Paul fight is an obvious gimmick right.
    Tyson is obviously hyping himself up so he can toss the fight and cash out on bets against himself. He obviously doesn't give a shit about boxing anymore and just wants to milk some cash from this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's called an exhibition bout. How you fricking imbeciles don't know all this already just baffles anyone who isn't fricking mentally moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you been following the news? They are trying to get it sanctioned as an official match and Tyson is talking up a big game about ending Jake Pauls career.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone of us with a bare minimum of experience in kickboxing can BTFO "Iron" Mike, all you need is a simple roundhouse kick to his knees, he's not used to them. I could KO him in 15 to 30 seconds, easy. Maybe a minute if I want to gas him out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’d love to see some IST homosexual step in the ring with prime Mike Tyson.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Boxing is simply an inferior combat system, take away the rules and Mike can be easily defeated by most physically active men, the truth hurts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know you’d be taking away the rules for him too right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're sure to win because of your speed, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where did I say that? Yes I'm faster than him and unlike him I know how to kick. No doubt he can throw out some strong punches with his tiny little arms but I practiced Tae Kwon Do for 10 years buddy, he just couldn't reach me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're sure to win because of your speed, right?

          Lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gottem, amirite?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          TKD? You mean the tournament sport that's famous for it's lack of defense from lmao just walking forward and striking up the middle?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes the art that teaches you how to keep manlets away from you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Man, you're gonna get the nut-shot of your life the moment you lift a leg.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fought in amateur muay thai when I was younger and there was no amount of money that could get me into the ring with Tyson

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You need to believe in yourself. If you don't who's gonna do it for you?

        You know you’d be taking away the rules for him too right?

        Again, he doesn't know how to kick, easy win not because he's bad, just because his sport is bad and ineffective.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I believe in myself but honestly I believe in Tyson more

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >easy win not because he's bad, just because his sport is bad and ineffective.
          Mate any top 20 heavyweight would put you into a coma with minimal effort. Look at Ngannou, rock solid chin but he got sent to the afterlife by walking into one shot from gayJ. You do not have 10% of the chin Ngannou has

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mike Tyson lifts his shin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking you could beat Tyson by kicking his legs "because he's not used to them"
      The funniest fricking thing I've seen on IST in months, thank you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon, I take pride in making you guys happier through my moronation, it was in jest at first but now I really am terminally moronic IRL. Was it worth it? 100%

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Average Aryan chad on pol could btfo the black manlet lol

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that real or just internet bullshit? I know he bit EH's ear, but did he had a stand off with police afterwards?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those were paid actors, it's just showmanship.

      Have you been following the news? They are trying to get it sanctioned as an official match and Tyson is talking up a big game about ending Jake Pauls career.

      Again, showmanship.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this mythology around tyson is all bullshit. don king avoided putting tyson against superior fighters for most of his career. lots of examples of tyson pussing out to protect his undefeated record while the better boxers aged out. he's an ear biting, cowardly Black person that's been lionized over time because of his crazy attitude, face tats, and the hangover.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go up against 265lb ripped man 6 inches taller than you
      >kill him in 4 seconds
      >every time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You mean except all the times he lost? Lmao, tyson was a hypejob and ducked Lewis for years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was crushing fat irish taxi drivers during the part of his career that everybody likes

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10
    >220lbs
    Tyson would mop the floor with 10 versions of 5'11" 170lbs me at my prime

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could hit Tyson with punches just as strong as his...his average punch to my strongest punch.
    Seeing Fury vs Ngannou it's absurd to fight monsters who are that big and strong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think you punch as hard as Tyson? Have you ever fought moron?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I gave you a statistical estimate. I compared my max to his estimated average, not my max to his max or my average to his average. That being said the gap is considerable but not inhuman like it is for your unathletic cynicism.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tyson was ferocious with his "average" punches though. Maybe like 80%, whereas Ali would put 20-30% in his average punches. You got a webm or catbox of you punching a bag?

          • 1 month ago
            Kiryu Kazuma

            I boast a 1 ton pONCH

            • 1 month ago
              Kiryu Kazuma

              Im taking film lessons to get all the tripods and angles right for my video. I am no Scorcese. I can make an iPhone video of roses look like potatovision dick pics

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Potatovision is good enough, just need to see the movement of the bag, speed of the punch.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon delivers but he is no longer anonymous
                Recorded on my grandmas iPhone

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                Device testing for minimum sensitivity

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                Personal introduction
                https://youtube.com/shorts/fRwxcCJpgW0?si=-Lw6PverZAxBq6bB

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I share a country with this moron.
                Macaco, you DO NOT punch anywhere near good enoigh to pose a credible threat to Tyson. He punches much better than you and punching was never even his strongest suit.

              • 1 month ago
                Weeb physicist

                I did the math to estimate he would start warming up where I finish my best. Still youre insane if you think a crowd of cops cant take on a super athlete. No amount of training makes you superman invincible. My point is humble. You need an average guy like me (average among boxers) to measure up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That was honestly terrible, yes you have a strong punch on a mostly stationary aqua bag, but do you think Tyson would let you take a run up and knock him like that? With your other hand down the whole time and all, I'd give you maybe 30 seconds against any boxer (let alone prime Tyson) before you're on the ground crying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Damn I really should have dressed up and got looked nice and flexed up before summoning the disrespect.
                Image is all that wins in the end even in promotion and padded records.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just the one if we go by the e-stats that are thrown around this place so casually. Some dude i over 7ft tall and was doing OHP w/ 200kg plates the other day and holds a black belt in BJJ!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be of any use. I'm a big guy, but I"ve boxed for fun with friends multiple times and I"m slow as frick, don't know how to guard, and miss the target constantly lol i'd probably just be like OH SHIT HAHA I'M JUST A SPECTATOR LOL IRON IRON IRON MIKE TYSON

  23. 1 month ago
    Kiryu Kazuma

    Before you ask: yes I am trans, yes I bash the fash.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have 2-3 guys just bear hug him, Tyson might be able to clip one of them on the way in. Just grab him and slowly drag him down. Then have another 2 guys come in and start stomping on him

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tyson could have killed every person on this board like when Guts killed 100 men. He could kill the average man with a single clean punch and could punch for 15 rounds straight.

    • 1 month ago
      Self exposed Kiryu poster

      Amen
      Still real life is not like a video game and having multiple opponents simultaneous, not consecutive, is a serious disadvantage that no tough guy can overcome when there is tactics involved

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True that he's be surrounded but just look at him in OP's picture. He could crack all three of those guy's heads open in a single burst of autistic Tyson fury if he wanted to.

  26. 1 month ago
    Kiryu poster

    I hope you all enjoyed the physics of an average man's very trained punches

    https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12283-022-00368-3

  27. 1 month ago
    Kiryu poster

    I imagine Mike Tyson would fly off this chart. My rough guess with numbers I have data collected for but am too lazy to actually compute I would say are clustered in this box but gradually biasing to the top corner

    • 1 month ago
      Kiryu poster

      >converting units from lb force to Newtons requires distance which requires pendulums which requires a new experiment which requires a bigger physics brain to design because I do not understand wave mechanics or frame timing
      >just because sensor uses britbongistani imperial units

      • 1 month ago
        Kiryu poster

        British units make no sense to me

        • 1 month ago
          Weeb physicist
          • 1 month ago
            Weeb physicist

            Panchin's average hit,
            Mike Tyson's feint fake out punches

            https://i.imgur.com/7Gk1dmP.jpg

            British units make no sense to me

            Panchin the average joe's all out strike
            Mike Tyson's warm up

            I did the math.

    • 1 month ago
      Weeb physicist

      According to these numbers,

      https://i.imgur.com/250AmAf.jpg

      My basic easy going punches match with the Springer article's big kettlebell pendulum drops. My hardest most focused punches and running punches then multiply from there. I am surprised I have had many 2000+lbf jabs and still standing crosses and hooks.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins

    Mike Tyrson vs. the largest Shitbull?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10 to be sure i guess

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prime Mike Tyson vs Prime Brian Shaw with a couple weeks of basic boxing training and maximally bloodthirsted
    Who wins?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tyson by knockout in the first 45 seconds of the first round

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Tyson almost immediately. He was knocking out guys who trained in boxing their whole life and were well over 6 feet and 240lbs in prime physical condition within a minute regularly. You're fricking insane if you think even Brian shaw can eat Tysons combos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shaw is 6 foot 9 and over 430 pounds of muscle at his peak. He stands more than a head taller than Tyson and is twice his weight.
        That's not going to make his jaw stronger of course, but Tyson's not making it out alive if Shaw grabs him first. It comes down to who lands the first clean hit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if no rules unarmed combat then brian has a very good shot, if he got a hold of tyson he could crush his head
      tyson wasnt very tall and shaw is massive, you know what, Im giving it a 8:2 for shaw - weight classes exist for a reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weight classes are for athletes of comparable skill level. Against a Shaw with weeka of training he wins decisively. Shaw could probably train for a few months and it wouldn't make a difference.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          At a certain point weight utterly outclasses any and all skill. A 10 year old can be an ultra super duper 10x black belter, I'm still just going to pick his ass up and throw him down for a win.
          Obviously the scale isn't as extreme as Shaw v Tyson but the former is still twice the latter's weight. Shaw could literally just fall on Tyson and crush him to death.
          Either Tyson manages to pop Shaw perfectly on the jaw, or Shaw gets close enough to grab him and crush his skull like a watermelon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tyson could quite literally just run around for a few seconds and Shaw would collapse on his own. If being that big was good for fighting you'd see fighters like that. Even dudes fighting at 265 already gas out in seconds, and those are careers fighters. At 4-fricking-50 his heart would 100% give out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ...good point.
              It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ...good point.
                It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.

                >Shaw chases Tyson for 5-10 seconds
                >then stops chasing, adopts aggressive stance, and beckons Tyson
                >Tyson refuses to approach
                >Shaw wins because he showed at least some measure of aggression while Tyson spent 100% of the fight fleeing
                Shaw's size and strength nets him the win again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tyson is Black and Shaw is whie. White people can't fight so Tyson would start raping his butthole until his anus starts bleeding.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >black people be like "white people can't fight"
                >gets colonized
                How's the whether in Tel Aviv today, Rabbi?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yea, if were talking a boxing match tyson would win

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but if were talking op question of just unarmed.. shaw wouldnt train boxing - why fight on mikes terms, he would train to rush and grab or something, then its over for tyson - we are talking a gorilla vs chimp here

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They realize they can't subdue him by kneeling on his neck, so tactically they're at a loss.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gracie would submit him using gracie jiu jitsu in vale tudo

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bonecrusher smith handled Tyson just fine. Yes, he lost a decision to Tyson, but Smith kept Tyson off his game and man-handled him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bro, didn't know Bonecrusher Smith was a dyel neet that only pretends to train so he can shitpost about things he doesn't even do. He just like me fr fr.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can beat mickey Tyson

    I would do it dressed as a pidgeon
    He would let his guard down to pet me

    And I would hit him with my special punch I developed called The Punch

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He would frick up anyone on the board in a 1v1 unarmed. Same goes for any other heavyweight champion in wrestling, muay thai, mma, bjj, kickboxing, or boxing though.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    assuming none of them know how to fight, probably at least 9 and it would be difficult

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Restrict his biomechanical advantage and he's just another dude. Get some anons who are moderately decent at grappling to tackle him at the same time. Then swarm him once he's on the ground
    I would say 3 to tackle him and 3 to swarm him? just kick him in the head

  38. 1 month ago
    Pinchi Punching Panchin

    >Easy Sparring: 30-300LBF
    >Aggressive Sparring: 300-600
    >Steady Combat: 600-900
    >Heavy Hitting: 900-1200
    >Skilled Strikes i: 1200-1500
    >Skilled Strikes ii: 1500-1800
    >One Ton Territory: 1800-2100
    >NO MORE NORMIES AND SLOBS BEYOND HERE
    >ONLY TRAINED SERIOUS MARTIAL ARTISTS
    >Two Ton Territory: Middle weights use both hands or really hit the weights to squeeze it out but heavy weights live here
    >Three Ton Territory: the mighty among the heavy weights
    Physicists experiment with the strongest kickers they could find: (I mog them with my full ton half Tyson fists)

    • 1 month ago
      Pinchi Punching Panchin

      I am a simple tall lifelong karate kid boxer.
      Let's say Tyson and I are both 5'10 and start out skinny like Steve Rogers at 120 lbs with no significant muscle on the frame. Sedentary skinny. I put on 50 lbs at 170. He puts on 100 lbs of GAINS at 220. He is practically two men's worth of muscle on one frame.
      2800lbf/50lbs = 56lbf Striking Force :to: Muscle Mass
      >in English doc?
      >Punching: Gains
      100*56lbf = 5600lbf,
      Let's round up Tyson's skill and rage and incentive to a solid 6000lbf. Easily he is in the 3 ton territory with Francis Ngannou and Tyson Fury Gypsy King. It would take 3 above average men to stop Tyson and safely restrain him without putting themselves in ridiculous fool hardy stupid risk.
      It would take far many more average shlubby men to risk themselves on that and dare they show cowardice their teamwork would not bind them together like a chain but a string of b***hmade wimps. That being said, if IRON MIKE wanted to he could Saitama them all to hell through the building.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XbLhdkL.jpg

        Everyone can sting like a bee when they learn how to throw a punch. It is a spiritual battle to float like a butterfly and dance with the devilish fear and hurt gracefully.
        Skilled power strikes are incredibly difficult to set up. The normal fight range of dodging and blocking keeps landed hits in the steady combat range on average even with very angry fights. That being said, going for the knock out (or ostensible kill shot) is not easy as it looks.

        I'm a STEM pro, not a prized fighter proved by the ring.

        https://i.imgur.com/livXHHB.png

        https://i.imgur.com/O0oV8vt.png

        https://i.imgur.com/w7QrjbH.jpg

        Impressive autism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can't rely 100% on those machines, I'm the guy you originally responded to. There's no way you would land that run-up punch on Tyson unless there were other fitizens distracting him, or he got extremely wienery. Kind of cringe, but mostly based.

      • 1 month ago
        Pinchi Punching Panchin

        Everyone can sting like a bee when they learn how to throw a punch. It is a spiritual battle to float like a butterfly and dance with the devilish fear and hurt gracefully.
        Skilled power strikes are incredibly difficult to set up. The normal fight range of dodging and blocking keeps landed hits in the steady combat range on average even with very angry fights. That being said, going for the knock out (or ostensible kill shot) is not easy as it looks.

        I'm a STEM pro, not a prized fighter proved by the ring.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’d say 5. 1 anon on each of his 4 limbs holding him down while the 5th pummels his face until he’s knocked out. And even then, it would have to be a coordinated effort to pin him down cause I’m fairly certain 90% of this board has never been punched in the face, let alone by a professional fighter, let alone by prime Tyson. He could very easily just pick us off one by one by getting just one solid strike to the face.

  40. 1 month ago
    Pinchi Punching Panchin
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smart guy. You got a disc? Put it on litterbox if you want to discuss esoteric shit with me.

    • 1 month ago
      Pinchi Punching Panchin
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Tyrone could never catch me.
    t. Rungay

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=4LRgtNy-1qF3pOeI
    Baseball players and powershitters would be deadly af.
    I would call them gladiators at that point not any room left for sportsmanship. Those men could punch your spine out of alignment. Football players too.

  44. 1 month ago
    Pinchi Punching Panchin

    1000lbf : entering hand injury range for bare knuckle
    2000lbf: hand hurts with the glove on
    2500+ hand hurts during the day after wraps and gloves

    • 1 month ago
      Pinchi Punching Panchin

      And thats why boxing is kind of deadly and very maiming and muay thai is very deadly and UFC is very safe and sportsmanly

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The comments here remind me why this board has to have the most disillusional people on this cesspool of a website. Some powershitters and incels talking about how they will low kick the greatest heavyweight of all time. Only because your ego cant take being beat by a Black person? Lmao. All of you are pathetic and obviously never had a real fight or even were inside a ring. Oh and most of you homosexuals here have shit physiques.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning ser

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On the contrary, you're so deluded by fanboyism you think the real world works like a boxing ring. Mike throws a good punch but once 2 or 3 grown men grab him, the frick do you think he's doing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >once 2 or 3 grown men grab him
        nta but lmao that you're one of those morons who thinks group fights work like a dogpile.

        In reality people go one at a time and are hesitant to go first, because nobody wants to be the first guy to go in against someone competant, because even though the group should ultimatetly win the first guy ALWAYS gets fricked, and often the second too. This effectively leads to someone who knows what they're doing quickly winning three 1v1s rather than losing one 3v1 especially if the one outnumbered is aggressive and decisive enough.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, even if we assume your Hollywood movie group fight scenario is the case, which it wouldn't be since everyone would know that its Tyson and no one would be moronic enough to go it alone, after the first 2 guys, 5 guys rush him and it's over.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone would know that its Tyson and no one would be moronic enough to go it alone
            Yep and few would be moronic enough to go first or even second, ironically giving advantage to the defender.
            >after the first 2 guys, 5 guys rush him and it's over
            Yeah nobody can withstand a big enough group. I don't dispute that, ofcourse he would get BTFO'd by enough people. I'm just lmaoing at people who think that 3>1 in every scenario ever. The scarier you are the bigger your advantage vs a group. Reality is, nobody wants to get hit and group fights don't simply work with a hivemind rush-the-opponent mentality that comes from armchair fighters. People who think like that have never been in a fight, let alone outnumbered.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >3 best friends ride or die declare Jihad on Big Nig Giga homie on GOD to die for their country to make their ancestors proud
          >3 mercenary wagies who hate their lives hate each other and cope with donuts and psych pills and coffee gallons handwave like little girls scared of pain to go up against Giga homie
          >drunken brawl with total strangers against Giga homie
          Stakes stakes stakes

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One anon who is fast enough to step on his toe, you can even make him suck ypur dick after that.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could unironically beat prime Mike Tyson in a fight by myself.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did mike do that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did mike do that
      Bite the ear off? He didn't, he just bit it out of frustration in the fight. It bled but he never actually bit his ear off or even a chunk.

      Resist the police? Black instinct.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How many IST anons would be needed to beat Mike Tyson in his prime without using any weapons?
    1 based zoomer

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any bloatlord from /plg/

  51. 1 month ago
    natty lifting does nothing

    tyson has the punching power of a wet pillow. look up his recent chimpout on a plane. he punched some random dyel 30 times in the face and the guy didnt even get knocked out lmao

    jake paul is gonna decimate tyson so fricking hard. cant wait

    • 1 month ago
      Dark Soles

      I never heard this story wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Dark Soles

        ?si=n_5tKsvCOIo8X2cI
        Annoying homosexual pisses him off harassing him touching him up and gets b***h slapped around into fricking off with maximum legal hedge restraint.
        That ain't a power punch bag exercise or a death by cop blaze of glory level of combat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is why fame is a back biting liability and why anonymity and humble low profile is so worthwhile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >annoying homosexual wouldnt stop harassing mike after 30 increasingly hostile pillow punches of deterrence

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