Humans can dish out a lot more damage than they can take.
Even the mighty are credibly threatened by wimps for any moment of no guard.
Only skill keeps the strong to use their strength in offense and defense.
How many IST anons would be needed to beat Mike Tyson in his prime without using any weapons?
This is a solid point. I think the key issue is if they can stay calm and focused or not. A few would inevitably get fricked up. But even prime Mike can’t handle the attacks from the side and the back. There are plenty of guys on gear here as well. As long as the anons weren’t scared and stayed calm and accepted some would get knocked out I think four of the stronger anons could do it. Especially if anyone is trained in wrestling. Mike Tyson was a fricking amazing boxer. However he’s not especially big. So a takedown by a 6’4 230+ anon from the rear would probably take him down
Mike Tyson in his prime would probably mangle this entire board. I think I read once that he could generate enough force to crack a cows skull with one punch. Most of his early professional fights were also first round knock outs.
No one here said he was a good boxer. We're saying he would kill anyone browsing here if he wanted to. The OP pic is after he bit a dudes ear off in a boxing match for fricks sake, he's crazy. I don't put it past the morons here to think they're tougher than the man who was once ranked the champion of the entire world.
You could squat a thousand pounds and Tyson would still cave your skull in. Having a high power lifting total means jack shit towards athleticism after a certain point.
>I think I read once that he could generate enough force to crack a cows skull with one punch
So human skulls are stronger than cow skulls?
No idea. I’m assuming it’s likely due to a combination of glove padding, and not being able to line up a perfectly aimed full force shot in the middle of a match.
He unironically was the apex predator of the human race in terms of what he can do with his body alone. Sure, he could go a few round with other trained boxers, but for the average person he would be able to decimate them in 1 or 2 hits easy.
They could've just shot the rabbid Black person but noooooo he can shuck and jive and bob and weave. Frick America.
Yeah he was a phenom but people shouldn't have given him so many breaks, especially when he's only great for his era. He doesn't compare to foreman in his prime, or shavers or Frazier, and if course not Ali. And ones like Joe Louis or Marciano are like another world compared to him. People who could punch your face off, WOULD get their own face punched off but keep fighting.
>especially when he's only great for his era
Yes anon, sports evolve over time and old athletes wouldn't hold up to the currwnt meta. That's how all combat sports are.
> I'd bet a 240lb BJJ blackbelt could beat him in a street fight
No Chance. For BJJ to work you have to take Mike down. And to do a takedown you have to close the distance. Now that wouldn't be a problem against your average joe who can't really do much damage with a punch or two, but with Mike Tyson you'll get your ass combo'd into oblivion the second you shoot/go for the takedown.
with a kickboxer/muay thai/MMA fighter he'll get his ass beat, he'll get his legs lit up by calf kicks until he can't walk properly.
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And thats why boxing is kind of deadly and very maiming and muay thai is very deadly and UFC is very safe and sportsmanly
That's why the UFC should be bare-knuckle, it's way safer, and it'll also make MMA alot less boxing focused because of the high injury risk when punching.
He unironically was the apex predator of the human race in terms of what he can do with his body alone. Sure, he could go a few round with other trained boxers, but for the average person he would be able to decimate them in 1 or 2 hits easy.
His boxing record speaks for itself. In his prime he was a savage. /misc/ has rotted your brain. But I’m sure you could have easily beat him 1 vs 1 in his prime.
Rocky Marciano had 9 first round KO, while Tyson had 24. Overall Marciano did have a better record, but Tyson definitely had a solid punch, and record.
I'm sure you're one of the guys who claim Tyson would absolutely mop the floor with any of the boxers that came after him and only Bruce Lee would stand a chance
its because hes black, I'm a poltard at times but its just being moronic, tyson was a good boxer and would kill pretty much everyone on IST in a 1v1, that homie in particular built different. Unless IST happens to have tall and built fighters who have had years upon years of training but most of you are dyel indians ffs
Pretty much this. I want to bring back segregation and Mike tyson was so unbelievably game bred and dangerous in his prime.
He's still game, he talks and talks about how he's not like that anymore and he doesn't let things bother him but watch any recent interviews where he feels someone slights him, even mildly, look at his face.
The Tyson vs Paul fight is an obvious gimmick right.
Tyson is obviously hyping himself up so he can toss the fight and cash out on bets against himself. He obviously doesn't give a shit about boxing anymore and just wants to milk some cash from this.
Have you been following the news? They are trying to get it sanctioned as an official match and Tyson is talking up a big game about ending Jake Pauls career.
Anyone of us with a bare minimum of experience in kickboxing can BTFO "Iron" Mike, all you need is a simple roundhouse kick to his knees, he's not used to them. I could KO him in 15 to 30 seconds, easy. Maybe a minute if I want to gas him out.
Where did I say that? Yes I'm faster than him and unlike him I know how to kick. No doubt he can throw out some strong punches with his tiny little arms but I practiced Tae Kwon Do for 10 years buddy, he just couldn't reach me.
>easy win not because he's bad, just because his sport is bad and ineffective.
Mate any top 20 heavyweight would put you into a coma with minimal effort. Look at Ngannou, rock solid chin but he got sent to the afterlife by walking into one shot from gayJ. You do not have 10% of the chin Ngannou has
Thank you anon, I take pride in making you guys happier through my moronation, it was in jest at first but now I really am terminally moronic IRL. Was it worth it? 100%
Have you been following the news? They are trying to get it sanctioned as an official match and Tyson is talking up a big game about ending Jake Pauls career.
this mythology around tyson is all bullshit. don king avoided putting tyson against superior fighters for most of his career. lots of examples of tyson pussing out to protect his undefeated record while the better boxers aged out. he's an ear biting, cowardly Black person that's been lionized over time because of his crazy attitude, face tats, and the hangover.
I could hit Tyson with punches just as strong as his...his average punch to my strongest punch.
Seeing Fury vs Ngannou it's absurd to fight monsters who are that big and strong.
Yes. I gave you a statistical estimate. I compared my max to his estimated average, not my max to his max or my average to his average. That being said the gap is considerable but not inhuman like it is for your unathletic cynicism.
Tyson was ferocious with his "average" punches though. Maybe like 80%, whereas Ali would put 20-30% in his average punches. You got a webm or catbox of you punching a bag?
Im taking film lessons to get all the tripods and angles right for my video. I am no Scorcese. I can make an iPhone video of roses look like potatovision dick pics
1 month ago
Anonymous
Potatovision is good enough, just need to see the movement of the bag, speed of the punch.
1 month ago
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Anon delivers but he is no longer anonymous
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1 month ago
Anonymous
>I share a country with this moron.
Macaco, you DO NOT punch anywhere near good enoigh to pose a credible threat to Tyson. He punches much better than you and punching was never even his strongest suit.
1 month ago
Weeb physicist
I did the math to estimate he would start warming up where I finish my best. Still youre insane if you think a crowd of cops cant take on a super athlete. No amount of training makes you superman invincible. My point is humble. You need an average guy like me (average among boxers) to measure up.
1 month ago
Anonymous
That was honestly terrible, yes you have a strong punch on a mostly stationary aqua bag, but do you think Tyson would let you take a run up and knock him like that? With your other hand down the whole time and all, I'd give you maybe 30 seconds against any boxer (let alone prime Tyson) before you're on the ground crying.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Damn I really should have dressed up and got looked nice and flexed up before summoning the disrespect.
Image is all that wins in the end even in promotion and padded records.
Just the one if we go by the e-stats that are thrown around this place so casually. Some dude i over 7ft tall and was doing OHP w/ 200kg plates the other day and holds a black belt in BJJ!
I wouldn't be of any use. I'm a big guy, but I"ve boxed for fun with friends multiple times and I"m slow as frick, don't know how to guard, and miss the target constantly lol i'd probably just be like OH SHIT HAHA I'M JUST A SPECTATOR LOL IRON IRON IRON MIKE TYSON
Have 2-3 guys just bear hug him, Tyson might be able to clip one of them on the way in. Just grab him and slowly drag him down. Then have another 2 guys come in and start stomping on him
Tyson could have killed every person on this board like when Guts killed 100 men. He could kill the average man with a single clean punch and could punch for 15 rounds straight.
Amen
Still real life is not like a video game and having multiple opponents simultaneous, not consecutive, is a serious disadvantage that no tough guy can overcome when there is tactics involved
True that he's be surrounded but just look at him in OP's picture. He could crack all three of those guy's heads open in a single burst of autistic Tyson fury if he wanted to.
I imagine Mike Tyson would fly off this chart. My rough guess with numbers I have data collected for but am too lazy to actually compute I would say are clustered in this box but gradually biasing to the top corner
>converting units from lb force to Newtons requires distance which requires pendulums which requires a new experiment which requires a bigger physics brain to design because I do not understand wave mechanics or frame timing >just because sensor uses britbongistani imperial units
My basic easy going punches match with the Springer article's big kettlebell pendulum drops. My hardest most focused punches and running punches then multiply from there. I am surprised I have had many 2000+lbf jabs and still standing crosses and hooks.
Mike Tyson almost immediately. He was knocking out guys who trained in boxing their whole life and were well over 6 feet and 240lbs in prime physical condition within a minute regularly. You're fricking insane if you think even Brian shaw can eat Tysons combos.
Shaw is 6 foot 9 and over 430 pounds of muscle at his peak. He stands more than a head taller than Tyson and is twice his weight.
That's not going to make his jaw stronger of course, but Tyson's not making it out alive if Shaw grabs him first. It comes down to who lands the first clean hit.
if no rules unarmed combat then brian has a very good shot, if he got a hold of tyson he could crush his head
tyson wasnt very tall and shaw is massive, you know what, Im giving it a 8:2 for shaw - weight classes exist for a reason
Weight classes are for athletes of comparable skill level. Against a Shaw with weeka of training he wins decisively. Shaw could probably train for a few months and it wouldn't make a difference.
At a certain point weight utterly outclasses any and all skill. A 10 year old can be an ultra super duper 10x black belter, I'm still just going to pick his ass up and throw him down for a win.
Obviously the scale isn't as extreme as Shaw v Tyson but the former is still twice the latter's weight. Shaw could literally just fall on Tyson and crush him to death.
Either Tyson manages to pop Shaw perfectly on the jaw, or Shaw gets close enough to grab him and crush his skull like a watermelon.
Tyson could quite literally just run around for a few seconds and Shaw would collapse on his own. If being that big was good for fighting you'd see fighters like that. Even dudes fighting at 265 already gas out in seconds, and those are careers fighters. At 4-fricking-50 his heart would 100% give out.
...good point.
It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.
1 month ago
Anonymous
...good point.
It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.
>Shaw chases Tyson for 5-10 seconds >then stops chasing, adopts aggressive stance, and beckons Tyson >Tyson refuses to approach >Shaw wins because he showed at least some measure of aggression while Tyson spent 100% of the fight fleeing
Shaw's size and strength nets him the win again
1 month ago
Anonymous
Tyson is Black and Shaw is whie. White people can't fight so Tyson would start raping his butthole until his anus starts bleeding.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>black people be like "white people can't fight" >gets colonized
How's the whether in Tel Aviv today, Rabbi?
but if were talking op question of just unarmed.. shaw wouldnt train boxing - why fight on mikes terms, he would train to rush and grab or something, then its over for tyson - we are talking a gorilla vs chimp here
Damn bro, didn't know Bonecrusher Smith was a dyel neet that only pretends to train so he can shitpost about things he doesn't even do. He just like me fr fr.
He would frick up anyone on the board in a 1v1 unarmed. Same goes for any other heavyweight champion in wrestling, muay thai, mma, bjj, kickboxing, or boxing though.
Restrict his biomechanical advantage and he's just another dude. Get some anons who are moderately decent at grappling to tackle him at the same time. Then swarm him once he's on the ground
I would say 3 to tackle him and 3 to swarm him? just kick him in the head
>Easy Sparring: 30-300LBF >Aggressive Sparring: 300-600 >Steady Combat: 600-900 >Heavy Hitting: 900-1200 >Skilled Strikes i: 1200-1500 >Skilled Strikes ii: 1500-1800 >One Ton Territory: 1800-2100 >NO MORE NORMIES AND SLOBS BEYOND HERE >ONLY TRAINED SERIOUS MARTIAL ARTISTS >Two Ton Territory: Middle weights use both hands or really hit the weights to squeeze it out but heavy weights live here >Three Ton Territory: the mighty among the heavy weights
Physicists experiment with the strongest kickers they could find: (I mog them with my full ton half Tyson fists)
I am a simple tall lifelong karate kid boxer.
Let's say Tyson and I are both 5'10 and start out skinny like Steve Rogers at 120 lbs with no significant muscle on the frame. Sedentary skinny. I put on 50 lbs at 170. He puts on 100 lbs of GAINS at 220. He is practically two men's worth of muscle on one frame.
2800lbf/50lbs = 56lbf Striking Force :to: Muscle Mass >in English doc? >Punching: Gains
100*56lbf = 5600lbf,
Let's round up Tyson's skill and rage and incentive to a solid 6000lbf. Easily he is in the 3 ton territory with Francis Ngannou and Tyson Fury Gypsy King. It would take 3 above average men to stop Tyson and safely restrain him without putting themselves in ridiculous fool hardy stupid risk.
It would take far many more average shlubby men to risk themselves on that and dare they show cowardice their teamwork would not bind them together like a chain but a string of b***hmade wimps. That being said, if IRON MIKE wanted to he could Saitama them all to hell through the building.
Everyone can sting like a bee when they learn how to throw a punch. It is a spiritual battle to float like a butterfly and dance with the devilish fear and hurt gracefully.
Skilled power strikes are incredibly difficult to set up. The normal fight range of dodging and blocking keeps landed hits in the steady combat range on average even with very angry fights. That being said, going for the knock out (or ostensible kill shot) is not easy as it looks.
I'm a STEM pro, not a prized fighter proved by the ring.
Can't rely 100% on those machines, I'm the guy you originally responded to. There's no way you would land that run-up punch on Tyson unless there were other fitizens distracting him, or he got extremely wienery. Kind of cringe, but mostly based.
Everyone can sting like a bee when they learn how to throw a punch. It is a spiritual battle to float like a butterfly and dance with the devilish fear and hurt gracefully.
Skilled power strikes are incredibly difficult to set up. The normal fight range of dodging and blocking keeps landed hits in the steady combat range on average even with very angry fights. That being said, going for the knock out (or ostensible kill shot) is not easy as it looks.
I'm a STEM pro, not a prized fighter proved by the ring.
I’d say 5. 1 anon on each of his 4 limbs holding him down while the 5th pummels his face until he’s knocked out. And even then, it would have to be a coordinated effort to pin him down cause I’m fairly certain 90% of this board has never been punched in the face, let alone by a professional fighter, let alone by prime Tyson. He could very easily just pick us off one by one by getting just one solid strike to the face.
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Baseball players and powershitters would be deadly af.
I would call them gladiators at that point not any room left for sportsmanship. Those men could punch your spine out of alignment. Football players too.
The comments here remind me why this board has to have the most disillusional people on this cesspool of a website. Some powershitters and incels talking about how they will low kick the greatest heavyweight of all time. Only because your ego cant take being beat by a Black person? Lmao. All of you are pathetic and obviously never had a real fight or even were inside a ring. Oh and most of you homosexuals here have shit physiques.
On the contrary, you're so deluded by fanboyism you think the real world works like a boxing ring. Mike throws a good punch but once 2 or 3 grown men grab him, the frick do you think he's doing?
>once 2 or 3 grown men grab him
nta but lmao that you're one of those morons who thinks group fights work like a dogpile.
In reality people go one at a time and are hesitant to go first, because nobody wants to be the first guy to go in against someone competant, because even though the group should ultimatetly win the first guy ALWAYS gets fricked, and often the second too. This effectively leads to someone who knows what they're doing quickly winning three 1v1s rather than losing one 3v1 especially if the one outnumbered is aggressive and decisive enough.
Ok, even if we assume your Hollywood movie group fight scenario is the case, which it wouldn't be since everyone would know that its Tyson and no one would be moronic enough to go it alone, after the first 2 guys, 5 guys rush him and it's over.
>everyone would know that its Tyson and no one would be moronic enough to go it alone
Yep and few would be moronic enough to go first or even second, ironically giving advantage to the defender. >after the first 2 guys, 5 guys rush him and it's over
Yeah nobody can withstand a big enough group. I don't dispute that, ofcourse he would get BTFO'd by enough people. I'm just lmaoing at people who think that 3>1 in every scenario ever. The scarier you are the bigger your advantage vs a group. Reality is, nobody wants to get hit and group fights don't simply work with a hivemind rush-the-opponent mentality that comes from armchair fighters. People who think like that have never been in a fight, let alone outnumbered.
>3 best friends ride or die declare Jihad on Big Nig Giga homie on GOD to die for their country to make their ancestors proud >3 mercenary wagies who hate their lives hate each other and cope with donuts and psych pills and coffee gallons handwave like little girls scared of pain to go up against Giga homie >drunken brawl with total strangers against Giga homie
Stakes stakes stakes
>Why did mike do that
Bite the ear off? He didn't, he just bit it out of frustration in the fight. It bled but he never actually bit his ear off or even a chunk.
tyson has the punching power of a wet pillow. look up his recent chimpout on a plane. he punched some random dyel 30 times in the face and the guy didnt even get knocked out lmao
jake paul is gonna decimate tyson so fricking hard. cant wait
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Annoying homosexual pisses him off harassing him touching him up and gets b***h slapped around into fricking off with maximum legal hedge restraint.
That ain't a power punch bag exercise or a death by cop blaze of glory level of combat.
One who wrestles and has a thick enough skull and neck to take a few punches
There are 0 people on the board that can take a bare-knuckle shot from prime Tyson.
Humans can dish out a lot more damage than they can take.
Even the mighty are credibly threatened by wimps for any moment of no guard.
Only skill keeps the strong to use their strength in offense and defense.
This is a solid point. I think the key issue is if they can stay calm and focused or not. A few would inevitably get fricked up. But even prime Mike can’t handle the attacks from the side and the back. There are plenty of guys on gear here as well. As long as the anons weren’t scared and stayed calm and accepted some would get knocked out I think four of the stronger anons could do it. Especially if anyone is trained in wrestling. Mike Tyson was a fricking amazing boxer. However he’s not especially big. So a takedown by a 6’4 230+ anon from the rear would probably take him down
>he thinks bare-knuckle shots are harder than punches with a gloved fist
NGMI
Mike Tyson in his prime would probably mangle this entire board. I think I read once that he could generate enough force to crack a cows skull with one punch. Most of his early professional fights were also first round knock outs.
The dickriding is crazyyyy bruh
/pol/tards when someone says Mike Tyson was a good boxer
No one here said he was a good boxer. We're saying he would kill anyone browsing here if he wanted to. The OP pic is after he bit a dudes ear off in a boxing match for fricks sake, he's crazy. I don't put it past the morons here to think they're tougher than the man who was once ranked the champion of the entire world.
Please feel free to tell me how much he squatted.
You could squat a thousand pounds and Tyson would still cave your skull in. Having a high power lifting total means jack shit towards athleticism after a certain point.
Reddit when someone tells them having no endurance past the first minute isn't good boxing
Iron Mike lost to a journeyman btw
>The dickriding is crazyyyy bruh
Black person alert
Oh look, the Logan Paul-simps are here
>I think I read once that he could generate enough force to crack a cows skull with one punch
So human skulls are stronger than cow skulls?
Then why didn't he ever crack a human skull?
No idea. I’m assuming it’s likely due to a combination of glove padding, and not being able to line up a perfectly aimed full force shot in the middle of a match.
>No idea
we know
You are one dumb fricking moron
he did though
Iron Mike only ever used maybe 60% of his true power in the ring.
allah didn't let him do that or he'd miss his 72 virgins
People still believe some random bullshit propaganda against Islam baka.
Pislam is gay
The absolute state of mutts.
>I think I read once
Once you’re old enough you’ll get it zoom zoom
>Mike Tyson in his prime would probably mangle this entire board
zip him up when you're done
They could've just shot the rabbid Black person but noooooo he can shuck and jive and bob and weave. Frick America.
Yeah he was a phenom but people shouldn't have given him so many breaks, especially when he's only great for his era. He doesn't compare to foreman in his prime, or shavers or Frazier, and if course not Ali. And ones like Joe Louis or Marciano are like another world compared to him. People who could punch your face off, WOULD get their own face punched off but keep fighting.
>especially when he's only great for his era
Yes anon, sports evolve over time and old athletes wouldn't hold up to the currwnt meta. That's how all combat sports are.
I'm saying Tyson wouldn't hold up against the likes of Louis (or young Lewis for that matter).
he crushed cans and started getting owned when he fought other good talent
why the frick you glazing this nig so hard
Frick off, 1 leg kick would have this Black person hobbling.
Just stomp on his foot and it's all over
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Plus you'll get a free blowie
1 (one) ketolard dropped from sufficient height
1 decent wrestler would be enough.
this is correct. especially a big dude. Tyson was like 210lbs. I'd bet a 240lb BJJ blackbelt could beat him in a street fight
that said prime Tyson was the king of the world in the ring - I'd give him good odds against practically any boxer ever
>get tyson on the ground
>bites your nose off, bites your ear off, tries to gauge the soft areas of your face
now what?
There were moments in time where no man on planet earth could beat Tyson in a street fight
That said, these were mere passing moments
> I'd bet a 240lb BJJ blackbelt could beat him in a street fight
No Chance. For BJJ to work you have to take Mike down. And to do a takedown you have to close the distance. Now that wouldn't be a problem against your average joe who can't really do much damage with a punch or two, but with Mike Tyson you'll get your ass combo'd into oblivion the second you shoot/go for the takedown.
with a kickboxer/muay thai/MMA fighter he'll get his ass beat, he'll get his legs lit up by calf kicks until he can't walk properly.
That's why the UFC should be bare-knuckle, it's way safer, and it'll also make MMA alot less boxing focused because of the high injury risk when punching.
frick off tyson homo
Depends on what the rules are.
Me, I'm a natty dyel but when I see red I frick anyone up.
One Stone Cold Steve Austin
3-4 anons with 1/2/3/4 strength level could take him down.
I'd call him a Black person and then aim for an ear bite
He unironically was the apex predator of the human race in terms of what he can do with his body alone. Sure, he could go a few round with other trained boxers, but for the average person he would be able to decimate them in 1 or 2 hits easy.
this is what the american media does to your brain
His boxing record speaks for itself. In his prime he was a savage. /misc/ has rotted your brain. But I’m sure you could have easily beat him 1 vs 1 in his prime.
Rocky Marciano had a better record and fought in an era where there were less protections in place for the boxers to avoid injury or overwork.
Rocky Marciano had 9 first round KO, while Tyson had 24. Overall Marciano did have a better record, but Tyson definitely had a solid punch, and record.
I'm sure you're one of the guys who claim Tyson would absolutely mop the floor with any of the boxers that came after him and only Bruce Lee would stand a chance
I’m not though, but he’d wreck you.
Bruce Lee gets rekt by any random 6ft+ American on the street
>and only Bruce Lee would stand a chance
Tyson would literally murder him
>american media
He would kill any eastoid/brownoid in his prime.
dunno, probably more than five to swarm him, thing is if you had 3 and he was pure chimping out theres no way, youd need to just overwhelm him
Why does tyson posting generate so much seethe. Is it because he's black?
See
its because hes black, I'm a poltard at times but its just being moronic, tyson was a good boxer and would kill pretty much everyone on IST in a 1v1, that homie in particular built different. Unless IST happens to have tall and built fighters who have had years upon years of training but most of you are dyel indians ffs
Mutt’s Law
Pretty much this. I want to bring back segregation and Mike tyson was so unbelievably game bred and dangerous in his prime.
He's still game, he talks and talks about how he's not like that anymore and he doesn't let things bother him but watch any recent interviews where he feels someone slights him, even mildly, look at his face.
dude is a trump supporter
wtf you talking about troony
>Is it because he's black?
Considering /misc/ is majority brown, nah. It's contrarianism.
But browns hate blacks anon
Hes a convicted rapist. He should frick off and be out of the limelight, as hes a rapist.
You don't go to Mike Tyson's hotel room in the middle of the night for coffee
The Tyson vs Paul fight is an obvious gimmick right.
Tyson is obviously hyping himself up so he can toss the fight and cash out on bets against himself. He obviously doesn't give a shit about boxing anymore and just wants to milk some cash from this.
It's called an exhibition bout. How you fricking imbeciles don't know all this already just baffles anyone who isn't fricking mentally moronic.
Have you been following the news? They are trying to get it sanctioned as an official match and Tyson is talking up a big game about ending Jake Pauls career.
Anyone of us with a bare minimum of experience in kickboxing can BTFO "Iron" Mike, all you need is a simple roundhouse kick to his knees, he's not used to them. I could KO him in 15 to 30 seconds, easy. Maybe a minute if I want to gas him out.
I’d love to see some IST homosexual step in the ring with prime Mike Tyson.
Boxing is simply an inferior combat system, take away the rules and Mike can be easily defeated by most physically active men, the truth hurts.
You know you’d be taking away the rules for him too right?
You're sure to win because of your speed, right?
Where did I say that? Yes I'm faster than him and unlike him I know how to kick. No doubt he can throw out some strong punches with his tiny little arms but I practiced Tae Kwon Do for 10 years buddy, he just couldn't reach me.
Lmao
Gottem, amirite?
TKD? You mean the tournament sport that's famous for it's lack of defense from lmao just walking forward and striking up the middle?
Yes the art that teaches you how to keep manlets away from you
Man, you're gonna get the nut-shot of your life the moment you lift a leg.
I fought in amateur muay thai when I was younger and there was no amount of money that could get me into the ring with Tyson
You need to believe in yourself. If you don't who's gonna do it for you?
Again, he doesn't know how to kick, easy win not because he's bad, just because his sport is bad and ineffective.
I believe in myself but honestly I believe in Tyson more
>easy win not because he's bad, just because his sport is bad and ineffective.
Mate any top 20 heavyweight would put you into a coma with minimal effort. Look at Ngannou, rock solid chin but he got sent to the afterlife by walking into one shot from gayJ. You do not have 10% of the chin Ngannou has
>Mike Tyson lifts his shin
>thinking you could beat Tyson by kicking his legs "because he's not used to them"
The funniest fricking thing I've seen on IST in months, thank you
Thank you anon, I take pride in making you guys happier through my moronation, it was in jest at first but now I really am terminally moronic IRL. Was it worth it? 100%
Average Aryan chad on pol could btfo the black manlet lol
Is that real or just internet bullshit? I know he bit EH's ear, but did he had a stand off with police afterwards?
Those were paid actors, it's just showmanship.
Again, showmanship.
this mythology around tyson is all bullshit. don king avoided putting tyson against superior fighters for most of his career. lots of examples of tyson pussing out to protect his undefeated record while the better boxers aged out. he's an ear biting, cowardly Black person that's been lionized over time because of his crazy attitude, face tats, and the hangover.
>go up against 265lb ripped man 6 inches taller than you
>kill him in 4 seconds
>every time
You mean except all the times he lost? Lmao, tyson was a hypejob and ducked Lewis for years
he was crushing fat irish taxi drivers during the part of his career that everybody likes
>5'10
>220lbs
Tyson would mop the floor with 10 versions of 5'11" 170lbs me at my prime
I could hit Tyson with punches just as strong as his...his average punch to my strongest punch.
Seeing Fury vs Ngannou it's absurd to fight monsters who are that big and strong.
You think you punch as hard as Tyson? Have you ever fought moron?
Yes. I gave you a statistical estimate. I compared my max to his estimated average, not my max to his max or my average to his average. That being said the gap is considerable but not inhuman like it is for your unathletic cynicism.
Tyson was ferocious with his "average" punches though. Maybe like 80%, whereas Ali would put 20-30% in his average punches. You got a webm or catbox of you punching a bag?
I boast a 1 ton pONCH
Im taking film lessons to get all the tripods and angles right for my video. I am no Scorcese. I can make an iPhone video of roses look like potatovision dick pics
Potatovision is good enough, just need to see the movement of the bag, speed of the punch.
Anon delivers but he is no longer anonymous
Recorded on my grandmas iPhone
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Device testing for minimum sensitivity
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Personal introduction
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>I share a country with this moron.
Macaco, you DO NOT punch anywhere near good enoigh to pose a credible threat to Tyson. He punches much better than you and punching was never even his strongest suit.
I did the math to estimate he would start warming up where I finish my best. Still youre insane if you think a crowd of cops cant take on a super athlete. No amount of training makes you superman invincible. My point is humble. You need an average guy like me (average among boxers) to measure up.
That was honestly terrible, yes you have a strong punch on a mostly stationary aqua bag, but do you think Tyson would let you take a run up and knock him like that? With your other hand down the whole time and all, I'd give you maybe 30 seconds against any boxer (let alone prime Tyson) before you're on the ground crying.
Damn I really should have dressed up and got looked nice and flexed up before summoning the disrespect.
Image is all that wins in the end even in promotion and padded records.
Just the one if we go by the e-stats that are thrown around this place so casually. Some dude i over 7ft tall and was doing OHP w/ 200kg plates the other day and holds a black belt in BJJ!
I wouldn't be of any use. I'm a big guy, but I"ve boxed for fun with friends multiple times and I"m slow as frick, don't know how to guard, and miss the target constantly lol i'd probably just be like OH SHIT HAHA I'M JUST A SPECTATOR LOL IRON IRON IRON MIKE TYSON
Before you ask: yes I am trans, yes I bash the fash.
Have 2-3 guys just bear hug him, Tyson might be able to clip one of them on the way in. Just grab him and slowly drag him down. Then have another 2 guys come in and start stomping on him
Tyson could have killed every person on this board like when Guts killed 100 men. He could kill the average man with a single clean punch and could punch for 15 rounds straight.
Amen
Still real life is not like a video game and having multiple opponents simultaneous, not consecutive, is a serious disadvantage that no tough guy can overcome when there is tactics involved
True that he's be surrounded but just look at him in OP's picture. He could crack all three of those guy's heads open in a single burst of autistic Tyson fury if he wanted to.
I hope you all enjoyed the physics of an average man's very trained punches
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12283-022-00368-3
I imagine Mike Tyson would fly off this chart. My rough guess with numbers I have data collected for but am too lazy to actually compute I would say are clustered in this box but gradually biasing to the top corner
>converting units from lb force to Newtons requires distance which requires pendulums which requires a new experiment which requires a bigger physics brain to design because I do not understand wave mechanics or frame timing
>just because sensor uses britbongistani imperial units
British units make no sense to me
Panchin's average hit,
Mike Tyson's feint fake out punches
Panchin the average joe's all out strike
Mike Tyson's warm up
I did the math.
According to these numbers,
My basic easy going punches match with the Springer article's big kettlebell pendulum drops. My hardest most focused punches and running punches then multiply from there. I am surprised I have had many 2000+lbf jabs and still standing crosses and hooks.
Who wins
Mike Tyrson vs. the largest Shitbull?
10 to be sure i guess
Prime Mike Tyson vs Prime Brian Shaw with a couple weeks of basic boxing training and maximally bloodthirsted
Who wins?
Tyson by knockout in the first 45 seconds of the first round
Mike Tyson almost immediately. He was knocking out guys who trained in boxing their whole life and were well over 6 feet and 240lbs in prime physical condition within a minute regularly. You're fricking insane if you think even Brian shaw can eat Tysons combos.
Shaw is 6 foot 9 and over 430 pounds of muscle at his peak. He stands more than a head taller than Tyson and is twice his weight.
That's not going to make his jaw stronger of course, but Tyson's not making it out alive if Shaw grabs him first. It comes down to who lands the first clean hit.
if no rules unarmed combat then brian has a very good shot, if he got a hold of tyson he could crush his head
tyson wasnt very tall and shaw is massive, you know what, Im giving it a 8:2 for shaw - weight classes exist for a reason
Weight classes are for athletes of comparable skill level. Against a Shaw with weeka of training he wins decisively. Shaw could probably train for a few months and it wouldn't make a difference.
At a certain point weight utterly outclasses any and all skill. A 10 year old can be an ultra super duper 10x black belter, I'm still just going to pick his ass up and throw him down for a win.
Obviously the scale isn't as extreme as Shaw v Tyson but the former is still twice the latter's weight. Shaw could literally just fall on Tyson and crush him to death.
Either Tyson manages to pop Shaw perfectly on the jaw, or Shaw gets close enough to grab him and crush his skull like a watermelon.
Tyson could quite literally just run around for a few seconds and Shaw would collapse on his own. If being that big was good for fighting you'd see fighters like that. Even dudes fighting at 265 already gas out in seconds, and those are careers fighters. At 4-fricking-50 his heart would 100% give out.
...good point.
It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.
>It's funny to picture, though. Tyson just running away from Shaw for 5 minutes before deciding to fight him.
>Shaw chases Tyson for 5-10 seconds
>then stops chasing, adopts aggressive stance, and beckons Tyson
>Tyson refuses to approach
>Shaw wins because he showed at least some measure of aggression while Tyson spent 100% of the fight fleeing
Shaw's size and strength nets him the win again
Tyson is Black and Shaw is whie. White people can't fight so Tyson would start raping his butthole until his anus starts bleeding.
>black people be like "white people can't fight"
>gets colonized
How's the whether in Tel Aviv today, Rabbi?
yea, if were talking a boxing match tyson would win
but if were talking op question of just unarmed.. shaw wouldnt train boxing - why fight on mikes terms, he would train to rush and grab or something, then its over for tyson - we are talking a gorilla vs chimp here
They realize they can't subdue him by kneeling on his neck, so tactically they're at a loss.
Gracie would submit him using gracie jiu jitsu in vale tudo
Bonecrusher smith handled Tyson just fine. Yes, he lost a decision to Tyson, but Smith kept Tyson off his game and man-handled him.
Damn bro, didn't know Bonecrusher Smith was a dyel neet that only pretends to train so he can shitpost about things he doesn't even do. He just like me fr fr.
I can beat mickey Tyson
I would do it dressed as a pidgeon
He would let his guard down to pet me
And I would hit him with my special punch I developed called The Punch
He would frick up anyone on the board in a 1v1 unarmed. Same goes for any other heavyweight champion in wrestling, muay thai, mma, bjj, kickboxing, or boxing though.
assuming none of them know how to fight, probably at least 9 and it would be difficult
Restrict his biomechanical advantage and he's just another dude. Get some anons who are moderately decent at grappling to tackle him at the same time. Then swarm him once he's on the ground
I would say 3 to tackle him and 3 to swarm him? just kick him in the head
>Easy Sparring: 30-300LBF
>Aggressive Sparring: 300-600
>Steady Combat: 600-900
>Heavy Hitting: 900-1200
>Skilled Strikes i: 1200-1500
>Skilled Strikes ii: 1500-1800
>One Ton Territory: 1800-2100
>NO MORE NORMIES AND SLOBS BEYOND HERE
>ONLY TRAINED SERIOUS MARTIAL ARTISTS
>Two Ton Territory: Middle weights use both hands or really hit the weights to squeeze it out but heavy weights live here
>Three Ton Territory: the mighty among the heavy weights
Physicists experiment with the strongest kickers they could find: (I mog them with my full ton half Tyson fists)
I am a simple tall lifelong karate kid boxer.
Let's say Tyson and I are both 5'10 and start out skinny like Steve Rogers at 120 lbs with no significant muscle on the frame. Sedentary skinny. I put on 50 lbs at 170. He puts on 100 lbs of GAINS at 220. He is practically two men's worth of muscle on one frame.
2800lbf/50lbs = 56lbf Striking Force :to: Muscle Mass
>in English doc?
>Punching: Gains
100*56lbf = 5600lbf,
Let's round up Tyson's skill and rage and incentive to a solid 6000lbf. Easily he is in the 3 ton territory with Francis Ngannou and Tyson Fury Gypsy King. It would take 3 above average men to stop Tyson and safely restrain him without putting themselves in ridiculous fool hardy stupid risk.
It would take far many more average shlubby men to risk themselves on that and dare they show cowardice their teamwork would not bind them together like a chain but a string of b***hmade wimps. That being said, if IRON MIKE wanted to he could Saitama them all to hell through the building.
Impressive autism
Can't rely 100% on those machines, I'm the guy you originally responded to. There's no way you would land that run-up punch on Tyson unless there were other fitizens distracting him, or he got extremely wienery. Kind of cringe, but mostly based.
Everyone can sting like a bee when they learn how to throw a punch. It is a spiritual battle to float like a butterfly and dance with the devilish fear and hurt gracefully.
Skilled power strikes are incredibly difficult to set up. The normal fight range of dodging and blocking keeps landed hits in the steady combat range on average even with very angry fights. That being said, going for the knock out (or ostensible kill shot) is not easy as it looks.
I'm a STEM pro, not a prized fighter proved by the ring.
I’d say 5. 1 anon on each of his 4 limbs holding him down while the 5th pummels his face until he’s knocked out. And even then, it would have to be a coordinated effort to pin him down cause I’m fairly certain 90% of this board has never been punched in the face, let alone by a professional fighter, let alone by prime Tyson. He could very easily just pick us off one by one by getting just one solid strike to the face.
Smart guy. You got a disc? Put it on litterbox if you want to discuss esoteric shit with me.
Mike Tyrone could never catch me.
t. Rungay
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Baseball players and powershitters would be deadly af.
I would call them gladiators at that point not any room left for sportsmanship. Those men could punch your spine out of alignment. Football players too.
1000lbf : entering hand injury range for bare knuckle
2000lbf: hand hurts with the glove on
2500+ hand hurts during the day after wraps and gloves
And thats why boxing is kind of deadly and very maiming and muay thai is very deadly and UFC is very safe and sportsmanly
The comments here remind me why this board has to have the most disillusional people on this cesspool of a website. Some powershitters and incels talking about how they will low kick the greatest heavyweight of all time. Only because your ego cant take being beat by a Black person? Lmao. All of you are pathetic and obviously never had a real fight or even were inside a ring. Oh and most of you homosexuals here have shit physiques.
Good morning ser
On the contrary, you're so deluded by fanboyism you think the real world works like a boxing ring. Mike throws a good punch but once 2 or 3 grown men grab him, the frick do you think he's doing?
>once 2 or 3 grown men grab him
nta but lmao that you're one of those morons who thinks group fights work like a dogpile.
In reality people go one at a time and are hesitant to go first, because nobody wants to be the first guy to go in against someone competant, because even though the group should ultimatetly win the first guy ALWAYS gets fricked, and often the second too. This effectively leads to someone who knows what they're doing quickly winning three 1v1s rather than losing one 3v1 especially if the one outnumbered is aggressive and decisive enough.
Ok, even if we assume your Hollywood movie group fight scenario is the case, which it wouldn't be since everyone would know that its Tyson and no one would be moronic enough to go it alone, after the first 2 guys, 5 guys rush him and it's over.
>everyone would know that its Tyson and no one would be moronic enough to go it alone
Yep and few would be moronic enough to go first or even second, ironically giving advantage to the defender.
>after the first 2 guys, 5 guys rush him and it's over
Yeah nobody can withstand a big enough group. I don't dispute that, ofcourse he would get BTFO'd by enough people. I'm just lmaoing at people who think that 3>1 in every scenario ever. The scarier you are the bigger your advantage vs a group. Reality is, nobody wants to get hit and group fights don't simply work with a hivemind rush-the-opponent mentality that comes from armchair fighters. People who think like that have never been in a fight, let alone outnumbered.
>3 best friends ride or die declare Jihad on Big Nig Giga homie on GOD to die for their country to make their ancestors proud
>3 mercenary wagies who hate their lives hate each other and cope with donuts and psych pills and coffee gallons handwave like little girls scared of pain to go up against Giga homie
>drunken brawl with total strangers against Giga homie
Stakes stakes stakes
One anon who is fast enough to step on his toe, you can even make him suck ypur dick after that.
I could unironically beat prime Mike Tyson in a fight by myself.
Why did mike do that
>Why did mike do that
Bite the ear off? He didn't, he just bit it out of frustration in the fight. It bled but he never actually bit his ear off or even a chunk.
Resist the police? Black instinct.
>How many IST anons would be needed to beat Mike Tyson in his prime without using any weapons?
1 based zoomer
Any bloatlord from /plg/
tyson has the punching power of a wet pillow. look up his recent chimpout on a plane. he punched some random dyel 30 times in the face and the guy didnt even get knocked out lmao
jake paul is gonna decimate tyson so fricking hard. cant wait
I never heard this story wtf
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Annoying homosexual pisses him off harassing him touching him up and gets b***h slapped around into fricking off with maximum legal hedge restraint.
That ain't a power punch bag exercise or a death by cop blaze of glory level of combat.
This is why fame is a back biting liability and why anonymity and humble low profile is so worthwhile
>annoying homosexual wouldnt stop harassing mike after 30 increasingly hostile pillow punches of deterrence