How much do I have to lift in order for my hot 20 year old Mexican neighbor to start mirin me?

How much do I have to lift in order for my hot 20 year old Mexican neighbor to start mirin me?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >20 year old Mexican neighbor to

    They'll mire you if you're over 5'6" and work a non retail job

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >5'6 non retail
      If she's a fat insecure b***h then yeah.

      They'll mire you if you're over 5'11, make 6 figures, and got over 6 inches.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry Pedro, Latinx girls love white boys

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be handsome.
    Sorry.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    be nice to her kid and you're in.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to shove my wiener in that hole

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexican
    Lift a stereo and play the shittiest music known to man to failure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek.

      https://i.imgur.com/tupzJ9m.jpg

      How much do I have to lift in order for my hot 20 year old Mexican neighbor to start mirin me?

      Record yourself saying "Se compran, colchones, tambores, refrigeradores, estufas, lavadoras, microondas, o algo de fierro viejo que vendan!" And then blast it from your car radio. It will make her wet on the spot.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    Go to sleep so you can wake up early for Memorial day

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is this facial expression conveying?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She is imagining the scenario the previous anon alluded to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im a prostitute who is dead inside

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sad but true

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how much you improve, there is no garuantee a specific girl will like it, even 99% odds fail 1% of the time, and no man has 99% odds with every girl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He does if he abandons the dignities granted by a civilized society.
      How do you think our frick-ugly ancestors got laid

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to shove my wiener in her nostril.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just have to be able to lift her ass, and a case of Modelo into your pickup truck.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Screw lifting, just don't be fat and give her weed and alcohol.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to throat frick her and fill her open mouth with jizz, if you catch my drift.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rolyat poster why do u insist on cropping
    u piss me off

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you need to look like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The final redpill

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore her and walk around shirtless to get ur mail and stuff.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Latinas are super hot. I have an unofficial FIT discord that is targeted towards NEW people. its new so yeah its small but give it some time, we are trying to grow.

    https://discord.gg/a9zucXzc4n

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