How much do I have to lift to secure myself a femcel girlfriend?

How much do I have to lift to secure myself a femcel girlfriend?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only there was enough of plates for that

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got one before lifting, currently lifting because she said she wants to see me get bigger.
    Relationships can only be built naturally, you can't outlift your lack of social interactions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >obviously started lifting recently
      >trying to dab on op for being poorly socialised when you’re bragging about a “femcel” gf on IST
      Lul

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh silly anon just like you would get any other wom-an
    Give her something she likes then take it back and make it rare
    Make her cry in the romantic sense

    And if everything fails
    You bee yourself and listen to your heart

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you even find femcel gfs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably on femcel forums, although trying to pick up wammen on one of those is probably quite tricky, to say the least

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they ban moids on sight

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not much... just don't be fat. The real test of resiliency and prowess is putting up with their girl autism and self sabotaging nature.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you be interested in a varbie femcel jacked gf?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post pics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a man, I've just been thinking that there must be some cohort of femcels out there who decide to hop on the gear and become jacked
        they must exist, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        she won't post pics here, silly dude. you should have a dropped a burner e-mail. also its a dude

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 because they're all fricking ugly

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't exist because the word itself plays off incel, which is involuntary celibacy. No matter how disgusting a woman is she's capable of finding *SOMEONE* who will settle for her. If anything they're volcels because their standards are too damn high/they're too damaged mentally to pursue any kind of intimacy.
    You don't want one and couldn't be good enough for one if you tried.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, but due to the amount of hideous women, most male incels would also be volcels (I'm talking shy dyel pajeets and shit)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that case Im also a volcel cause overweight is a hard no for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The word incel doesn't even make sense. Celibacy is a conscious decision, it can't be involuntary by its definition.

  9. 3 months ago
    Professional Spaniard

    You just have to lift some self-esteem.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, if a woman is a "femcel", she's probably got extreme issues or is ugly as sin.

    Most "incels" are just normal looking guys who are slightly shy and socially awkward

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be 2D
    Femcel only love 2D men

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asa sex

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current gf is femcel, and she had a crush on me months before talking. First saw me on uni campus before I even started lifting but I was fashionmaxxed. Still dyel, but she loves the dedication i have to getting big. Stay the course anon, dedication and a personality are the ultimate gym gains

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think femcel girls care about guys who lift, if theyre anything like chudcels then they will probably hate you for trying to lift.
    >eww hes trying to be a chad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they will probably hate you for trying to lift.
      Wrong, I will love you because you're strong and can protect me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DELETE NOW!!!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you need to know that you're worth something.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with girls with issues is that they have issues. I found myself a couple femcels but dealing with them is like pulling teeth.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No, you sneed to know that you're worth something.
    I can't hold it right now....

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Had this femcel in high school
    >Stick, but curvy stick
    >Acne but it was apparent she had a pretty and sharp face underneath it
    >Fricking genial IQ and learning skills, never got a grade below A/5
    >Found myself talking to her often
    >"I mean, what can go wrong?"
    >Actually sweet person to talk to, especially about topics we share
    >But she had this odor of the mouth that was utterly unbearable
    >As in, I've been in cowshit and in a garbage truck and It smelt better than what she smelt.

    She genuinely was a sweet person, but frick me I actually could choke myself just about thinking to kiss her. I know she had feelings for me but I genuinely couldn't bear to get any closer than a friend with her. If he mouth smells that bad, I don't wanna know what it smells down there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were a couple subtle hints via sharing gum and mints away from having an ugly duckling into swan girlfriend who loves you forever for seeing the beauty within her.
      Tsk.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am most assured that you've never had that type of stench come into your general direction in your entire life and I am most certain that such a stench doesn't last for 9 years since I've known her. I still have contacts with her, we still occasionally meet up with each other but the stench still doesn't go away despite directly telling her to wash her mouth.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This where to go, wat do? I would be willing to put myself out there for one.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    800 lbs

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have to lift at all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol she got virginity taken by an indian man
      You homosexuals get the leftovers

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a seething chud, but living in a world in which he has social gibs instead of being a rejected shit.

    That is a femcel. Frick no.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >femcel
    >girlfriend
    pick one

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