How much do you need to lift to have girls wanting to sit on your lap at parties?

How much do you need to lift to have girls wanting to sit on your lap at parties?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, this has happened to me multiple times even before I started lifting, so I guess you only really need to lift your own ass up from the chair and start going to some parties.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I was socially autistic so I just sat there paralyzed until the girl got bored and stood up. Idk if she expected me to do something or what.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should've grabbed her waist and grinding your dick on her

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes literally this, this is the answer. I think autistic people just dismiss it when you tell them "what? That'll never work"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            One wrong move and you get beat up by the chads and thrown out. I swear women just bait incels like me so they can cry out, call me a creep and ruin my life.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shut up you coward, you can't live in fear.
              I was an incel once, turns out it's just a matter of your own perception. "Why would she want me?"
              If you think that genuinely it comes off in everything you do

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are tall and attractive, you were never an incel, it was just all in your head. If you were short and ugly then you would be making suicide threads.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shortest guy in my friend group has women swarming over him every time we go out.
                You're just a loser

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, of course he has. How come the experience of short and ugly guys here is the complete opposite of your imaginary friend you accidentally know?
                Oh, and thanks for confirming that you are tall and attractive. Remember that all your success with girls is due to lucky genetics and not hard work. Tall handsome losers still get women easily.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shortest guy in my neighborhood is a virgin

                You can cope all you want.
                You don't get women because of you, not your height, not your face, but because you're an unlikable loser. The fact you're making this argument proves that you are.
                Stop blaming the fricking cards and be a man.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll keep blaming my cards

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't get women because of you, not your height, not your face, but because you're an unlikable loser
                I used to be very likable, funny and social in high-school. Never even kissed a girl. You have no empathy, you cannot imagine that people suffer due to their genetics.

                Seems like you've chosen your path in life.
                Enjoy your suffering.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can be miserable OFF the internet.
                Just like people IRL don't want you around, neither do we.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't understand anything. The life of a subhuman male is worse than death.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then do us both a favour and have a nice day

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay I pray that you will be punished for hating on subhuman males

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you would think sex having chads wouldnt be this angry.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't get women because of you, not your height, not your face, but because you're an unlikable loser
                I used to be very likable, funny and social in high-school. Never even kissed a girl. You have no empathy, you cannot imagine that people suffer due to their genetics.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered that you're gay, the way you're sucking that self pitying homosexual's dick?

                [...]
                You can cope all you want.
                You don't get women because of you, not your height, not your face, but because you're an unlikable loser. The fact you're making this argument proves that you are.
                Stop blaming the fricking cards and be a man.

                You're entirely correct. I'm 5'6 and even when I was fat as fatass I had this shit happen to me. Looksmax and /LULZ/ losers are pathetic, deserve no pity and should fricking kill themselves.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The shortest guy in my neighborhood is a virgin

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The tallest guy in my neighborhood is a cuck because the Mexican that takes care of his lawn also takes care of his wife

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I raped that Mexican with my big white wiener

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ......you might have me there bro. Alright carry on

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe some rubs and stuff too, girls like getting scritches on the back of their heads they’re basically cats

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How tall and attractive are you though? It never happened to me despite going to parties regularly, I guess it's because I am only 5'9" with an ugly face.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive Never had a Woman show interest in me before. I’m 5’7 and average Face Even after gym. Nobody likes me everyone i have ever met has either tolerated my existence or outright hated me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m 5’7 and average Face
        You will die alone most likely.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't say that, my buddy has the best girlfriend and he's 5' 7"
          Nevermind he's a brilliant artist and all around good guy.
          Just get something you're good at

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big ass brunette chick sits on my lap at a party
    >I think she's just being friendly
    You just need to "lift" yourself to an autism diagnosis and you're golden

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally every college party i ever wented to had some college prostitute on my lap. I went to a lot my 1st semester then dropped out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad boy lives fast and washes up
      Many such cases

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Incel Never Even had a chance to wash up since his life didn’t begin

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Never Even
          Didn't make it to English 101 I see

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again, how tall and attractive are you? I can't believe this never happened to me but I guess my genetics are just suicide-tier.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        never happened to me either but i was called the ugliest kid in HS.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a friend mention that you have a big dick to her

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a girl drunk and grape them. That's how rich normies do it

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to lift for this, just be lean. Approximately 6'0 and 150lbs lean should do the trick. It doesn't even matter if you spaghettify yourself, you've already got a chick on your lap. They think you're just being funny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Approximately 6'0
      >mfw 5'9"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fine bro. Just subtract 5-10lbs for each inch below. So, 120-135lbs lean in your case. (You) can achieve b***hes, I promise.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not at all.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw girls would sit on my chang friends lap in HS
    >in the middle of class

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