How much protein do you think wooly mammoth meat had?

I often think about this. How ripped were hunter-gatherers?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you'll never get them mammoth gains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot but imagine mammoth hunting with your bros. That adrenaline rush when you take on a beast 10x your size.

      https://i.imgur.com/Ob3zlmB.jpg

      >ywn hunt megafauna with your cave bros

      It hurts bros.... Imagine the bond you'd have with your fellow hunterbros and with your tribeswomen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn sit around the campfire at night feasting on mammoth steaks with your arms around your woman, while shittalking with your bros and telling tales about the beasts you've slain, the gods in the skies, and the scary savage tribes to the east

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you'll never break your leg and die 30 laters from bone marrow infection

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't happen as often as you'd think. I'd wager the middle ages was far more dangerous for the average person than hunter-gatherer times.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >30 laters
            What did he mean by this?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the same as most meat 130-150 g per lb if it's entirely lean. It's not like some space age meat alloy where you can somehow fit more protein into a lb. You evaporate all the water and remove the fat from like a lb of any meat until it's just the purest protein it would hypothetically weigh 130-150g. That's pretty much why whey is 25-30g per 40-45g serving it's just the most they could reduce it down to (within the realm of cost efficiency).

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to blow your mind Anon
    >How much protein do you think wooly mammoth meat had?
    Enough protein to take down another wooly mammoth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More than that, or it wouldn't be worth the effort.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah bro, you kill mammoth. you have enough protein to kill other mammoth. repeat.
        that's all life is what else do you need?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wild meat is pretty lean not like the goy beef we eat today. That's why carnivore dieters are petty moronic they are eating so much saturated fat that would be impossible to do in nature

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't this depend on where the meat is from, what bodypart. You get both low fat meat and high fat meat from a cow depending on which part of it you take. Same goes for pigs sheep and so on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hunters would kill animals and only take their fat to ensure they had the proper intake otherwise you'd fricking die.
      Certain animals were much higher in fat than modern day livestock as well.
      Carnivores are idiots, but so are you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure native americans and native alaskans are just morons who fell for the carnivore diet meme.

      No anon you're the moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That is nonsense, since primitive people would have eaten the entire animal, including fatty organs and bone marrow. As well as the actual fricking fat in the animal, you think they stripped of all the fat and threw it out when that was pure calories? I'm not even on a carnivore diet myself, I just think you missed the mark.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I often think about this. How ripped were hunter-gatherers?
    they had to be fat to survive, the ripped caveman is a meme, they were likely bulky, not fat but 20% atleast, unless they were starving, but they hunted large prey to extinction, so they were probably feasting on a regular basis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we did hunt a lot of stuff into extinction but the mammoth was not one of them. They went extinct from the climate change and their primary food sources becoming scarce. They even went extinct places man hadn't been yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the average caveman looked like zyzz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not really. They probably were pretty lean and frickloads of them starved.

      Yeah they always were starving though. That's why they were almost all manlets

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot but imagine mammoth hunting with your bros. That adrenaline rush when you take on a beast 10x your size.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn hunt megafauna with your cave bros

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Children are easy to catch

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros... sometimes I like to put some didgeridoo music or prehistoric cave dwelling ambiance on and close my eyes during my sets and imagine I'm in a land barren of modern technology and I'm holding a rock. It is a ritual of my people to lift the rock because it is like the practice of lifting the spear to slay an animal or to protect my women. To not leave a thing laying where it ought not be. To lift a thing so that it may be in a better place. Maybe even to lift me and my people up. This is the ritual I imagine to build strength for. It makes me feel happy and I smile with my eyes closed. Then I open them and the world in confusing again.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's like other game animals you'll get about 1/3 of its bodyweight in meat. This isn't including organs.
    Average mammoth weighed about 5.5 tons, so that's 1.83 tons of meat, or 3660 pounds.
    The meat content of wild elephant has been compared to lean pork loin so we can assume that mammoth is similar.
    Per pound lean pork loin is:
    >Calories: ~650
    >Protein: 97g (63%)
    >Carb: 0g (0%)
    >Fat: 25.5g (37%)
    Per mammoth that would be:
    >Calories: ~2,374,000
    >Protein: 355,775g (63%)
    >Carb: 0g (0%)
    >Fat: 93,965g (37%)
    Neanderthals lived in small tribes; typically 10-50. Our hypothetical tribe will have 30 people.
    If they preserve the meat, and we average 2 pounds of mammoth meat per day per tribe member, that means for 2 months straight they'd all have access to almost 200g of protein per day minimum each while they gathered food like roots and berries from the forests and hunted for even more meat from woolley rhinos and small game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these frickers where eating good

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is propaganda, humans evolved on a green smoothie based diet

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try to live around humans without a bath for 15 days.

    Try it... It is amazing experience

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter you just get noseblind to their smell

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most likely shit like 10g per 100g cuz of their fat layers

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at Africans, probably about the same as them. They were all probably cardio chads from walking and running around all day chasing prey with strong arms for throwing spears

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >with strong arms for throwing spears
      Frick I've worked with cutting up lambs. Just lifting the carcasses and shifting and turning them around to cut with an industrial saw made my hands sore as shit. Can't imagine doing it all with a knife, let alone on a fricking behemoth mammoth.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't ripped like zyzz you fricking homosexual. They were built like bears and lived like God damn bears.

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