How often do you get your yearly physical?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she in her panties

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      forget all that, why does she have a chud-shaped handmirror tattooed on her forearm?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Joke is on us, he's only pretending to be moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women will regularly have sex with their doctor if he's attractive and won't consider it cheating or even count it on their body count. They just consider it to be part of staying healthy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.incel with a cuck fetish

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My yearly physical what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a codename for penis inspection

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the colour of Napoleon's white horse?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      women get tattoos now as incel repellent not like incels would ever get a girl anyway

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't read incel go have sex with a woman not a troony or a man you homosexual

        >n n n no u
        good one homosexual try having sex with a woman and not jerking off to anime in your moms basement

        do incels really think when they start getting violenty angry because someone insulted the porn prostitute they simp for that no one can call them incels for it because they got incel out first so they could do le >no u? Like this is so blatant you should be embarrassed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just think it's ugly anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ruined his physique

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            his fizeek hasn't changed at all you brown homosexual his look has but if you care about another mans look i got news for you that means you are gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't care what incels write to impress other hivemind incels

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you cared enough to reply, that means you're a DYEL

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nope you are dyel tho

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well this looks like it's from some kind of porn shoot to me so there should be no surprise there.

      women get tattoos now as incel repellent not like incels would ever get a girl anyway

      Any high-quality potential husband will look unfavorably on tattoos because they are a red flag for emotional baggage and lack of impulse control (read: she has taken miles of wiener and probably lots of recreational drugs). You'll need to do extra to prove yourself worthy. Nothing incels may or may not do changes this hard reality, no matter how much it makes you seethe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't read incel go have sex with a woman not a troony or a man you homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Actual Incel
          You aren't hiding it very well at all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n n n no u
            good one homosexual try having sex with a woman and not jerking off to anime in your moms basement

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can we just genocide anyone who uses the term "incel" unironically? The world would be a much better place.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't been to a doctor in around 18 years.

    • 3 months ago
      I ignore women
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never.

      You're an inspiration.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hadn't been to the doctor in 10+ years as well and finally went because I've had health insurance for awhile but never bothered. My doctor was pretty frank and said that I honestly don't need to come every year.

    • 3 months ago
      As far as they will go but even farther

      16 for me. I'm dying

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to get physical with her if you know what i mean

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you want to box her without gloves, all exclusively face shots.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please explain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't really catch your drift anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you mean you would like to kiss her neck, bite her earlobes, swirl your tongue around the outside of her ears, playfully licking the outside of her ear canal, kiss her soft supple cheeks, bite her lip, then make out with her, lick the surface of her tongue while squeezing her breasts, lick the length of her tummy while slowly massaging her thighs, working your way up her pelvis, just barely brushing the outside of her vulva while kissing her belly button, then squeezing her ass cheeks and kneading them like bread dough, before standing up and turning her around, so that your wiener is pressed up against her ass, squeezing her throat with one hand while massaging her outer labia with your other, before rubbing her clit through her panties, and then moving your hand down from her throat to her breasts, squeezing them and switching focus back and forth rhythmically between her breast tissue and nipples, in the same circular motion by which you rub her clit, feeling the wetness through her panties, as you grind your wiener into her ass, before bending her over a table and pressing against her until she begs you to put your wiener in her, while you kiss and lick down her back, undoing her bra and then squeezing her nipples again, before bending down, pulling her panties down her leg, and licking her from behind, tasting her wetness, while slathering the length of her ass crack with your own saliva, biting her asscheeks until you leave teeth marks, then sticking your tongue into her butthole while you finger her, before finally sticking your wiener into her pussy, gripping her hips as you enter her, gently at first, then slamming her hard, rhythmically, then rocking against her while you finger her clit and fill her with your wiener, laying down on top of her with your full weight, burying your head into the back of her neck, inhaling the smell of her shampoo, until she screams out in pleasure and her veganal canal contracts spasmodically then yes i know what you mean.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am so lonely

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am so lonely

        Top jej

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How often
    >yearly
    sometimes the moronation on this website is very amusing

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >click on thread with coomerbait thumbnail
    >see tattoos
    >close thread

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to get physical with her and more than yearly. If you catch my meaning

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty hard to understand what you mean.
      I want to get physical with her every year until she hits the wall. Lovely two years it is going to be.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor fitting bra. Straps are over tightened to make up for the support lost from poor fitting cups

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a porno which is utterly haram.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Quran says the sun revolves around the earth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look outside moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have a point?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not to defend mudslimes but doesn't it say the sun and moon move in their respective orbits? That technically true since the sun does orbit the broader center of mass of the local cluster and the Milky Way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It says the sun follows the moon in it orbit, and that the sun ruses from the east. This makes earth the central perspective and the sun can only follow the moon in its orbit and come from the east if the earth is the center of the universe and the sun orbits it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol you don’t know what you’re talking about you dumb little zoomer b***h ass kid

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Concession accepted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                >petty insults
                Yeah of course

                WE STAY WINNING

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no argument
              >petty insults
              Yeah of course

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It says the sun follows the moon in it orbit, and that the sun ruses from the east. This makes earth the central perspective and the sun can only follow the moon in its orbit and come from the east if the earth is the center of the universe and the sun orbits it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        correct
        not only quran, but all religious and culutural cosmologies throughout history subscribed to geocentric model of the earth
        until troony basedence propaganda started to brainwash people to think that the stationary plane that they inhabit is actually a moving oblate spheroid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but all religious and culutural cosmologies throughout history subscribed to geocentric model of the earth
          You missed the part where the Quran makes it very clear. Its not mentioned in the TaNaKh or the Greek Testament. Belief is different than scripture. If your holy book told you that the earths core is hollow, you would be stupid to continue believing that book. Its different entirely if it comes from outside scripture and you believe it. For that you could at least admit to yourself you were wrong and still have faith.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is not a porno, doctors actually make you undress for these kind of visits

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its literally a porno

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          source?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Porn

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hurr durr woman in her underwear = porn
              it's not porn moron, physiotherapist, chiropratics etc make you undress like that
              get your coombrain checked

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok bud

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this homie stripping down to his panties to see the chiropractor lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can see the studio lights reflected in the poster on the left, anon. Use your brain. Why would this b***h be undressing for a physical while a third party is standing there taking pictures of it?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, so are you gonna source it or are you just talking out of your ass?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what specific video it is, it's just blatantly obvious that it is porn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally a porno

      You can see the studio lights reflected in the poster on the left, anon. Use your brain. Why would this b***h be undressing for a physical while a third party is standing there taking pictures of it?

      I've done my researches. It is not porn
      thanks for wasting half an hour of my time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spending half an hour to look for a video to jerk off to
        Wasted your own time

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I jerk off once a week I have to assure it's something of quality I really want to fap to

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no it's based you absolute moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling people moron for not spending half an hour looking for porn of a jpeg they saw of a medical exam on an anime website
                Double cringe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's called dedication

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its called cringe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being on an anime website in the first place in cringe moron, so congrats, you played yourself.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how often
    >yearly
    fricking moron

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a doctor for a physical once when I was like 6, then never went again until I was 30. despite always having health insurance my parents never took me to a doctor for a checkup. I was also never sick growing up, never got broken bone, rarely if ever got a flu so I never needed medical attention

    Haven’t been for another few years now.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had one

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any source? please I need to coom to this specifically

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got mine yesterday.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My yearly what?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you guys remembered to get your annual penis inspection

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most American physicians don't offer annual physicals anymore. They do annual wellness visits, which are just vitals and discussing concerns. Physical assessments are for athletes, high value life insurance and (surprisingly) truck drivers

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the dermatologist every 6 months and that's it
    I really need to go to a dentist soon

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get my prostate examined weekly

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how often
    >yearly physical
    yearly

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had one with a new Korean doctor. Was so worried about not getting a stiffy and then she didn't even check my balls.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about? I haven't seen a doctor in probably a decade. I even got the covid vax and it didn't do shit to me, while other "healthy" subhumans are dropping like flies, and some were even scared to take it LMAO. The israelite fears me, I drank his poison, turned it into water and will flush it out on his grave.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't seen a doctor in probably a decade
      >ITS THE israeliteS
      Checks out

  25. 3 months ago
    Buck

    I like to get the prostate portion of the exam bi-daily from my big Persian bf (picrel)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pics?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Kam?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally so fricking autistic buck Jesus Christ

      • 3 months ago
        Buck

        Oh Kam stop it already

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine still trusting doctors after the last 4 years.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bra and panties don't match

    That's my biggest ick, how hard is it to match fricking colors? It just looks like the ultimate form of fricking laziness to not search in the drawer for the matching pair.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i get my prostate checked every week. can't be too careful.
    the asian lady doctor i was getting to do it was getting suspicious so now i rotate asian lady doctors.
    fortunately: there's lots of them in my country.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can take my own blood pressure and pulse. I go to holistic doctors who order like six pages of blood tests when I need them. MDs should be hunted and murdered en masse for sport with high rewards to incentivize more murder.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you find these holistic doctors?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get a colonoscopy every two years. Does that count?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    every few years

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i havent been to a doctor or dentist in about three years. i dont have insurance so i probably cant go anyway
    i might need glasses soon but otherwise my health seems fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk if youre in the usa or not but dude teeth cleanings cost tops like 100 dollars out of pocket. seriously just get a cleaning like once a year

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        checkd
        but ive never had a cavity and my teeth are all white... is it even worth it

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been to a doctor in 8 years, back then I had a headache that lasted for a week.
    But with everything else, I find that you can just wait a while and it will get better.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do physicals check inside lungs? I only ask because my breathing is bubbly and my old man has forged my physicals (and my vax card) my whole life.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dream of the day when I go to a doctor and he tells me I have stage 4 cancer with only a few months to live so that I can shout for joy, shake his hand, and ask him if I immediately qualify for assisted euthanasia and can get it done the same day

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once in my life so far. Doctor told me to go get a bunch of tests because liver this high blood sugar that and something about lungs sounding weird... I told the doctor to go frick themselves. Haven't been to a doctor since. Doctors are a fricking scam. All they want to do is make you take a bunch of tests so they can charge you more.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    never - MD-s are the most clueless motherfrickers ever and as soon as they sense i think like this they get on their power trip and i have to put them in place, waste of fricking time and unnecessary stress

    i was an kid in early 20s and this obese slob phd (she literally had all the letter in front of her name) that did not tie her own shoes - that was impossible - whipped out BMI scale to prove me sth to discover to her horror that it's picture perfect xD

    i mean, come the frick on 😀

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the visit ended and she did not take money - happened to me twice! the other time was this old geezer that opened the door to corridor because he was fricking scared and wanted to (i presume) be heard when screaming for help

      waste of fricking time

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surgeons are great. Doctors are a scam. Haven't been to the doctor in like 5 or 6 years. The only doctor who ever helped me in any real way was a surgeon who removed some internal scar tissue from a childhood injury that was causing me chronic pain. Every other doctor I've seen has been a waste of my time and money. Also, medical care in the U.S. is exorbitantly expensive. Food, exercise, and sleep are the best medicine.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The vast majority of healthy young people don't need a doctor. IST skews young + healthy so a physical is mostly bs for people here. Doctors see mostly sick people, most being 1. Old people who never took care of themselves, or 2, young people who REALLY don't take care of themselves. distant number 3 is hypochondriacs, and 4, way way after that is normal healthy people.
    So doctors expect patients to have something wrong and order a bunch of tests that are unlikely to find anything in you but that make patients feel better. Go to a doctor if you have a problem. The whole annual physical thing is stupid until you're in your 50s+ and start to need to worry about cancer and shit

  41. 3 months ago
    Beever

    still no sauce?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor told me he's proud that I'm losing weight and lowering my blood pressure
    Can't wait till I'm off these meds bros

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw can't go get a checkup because I have flaccid penis syndrome
    >1 inch flaccid

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I went was 2017 or so. Got my physical, bloodwork, etc.
    I tried to have something done about my sciatica. Doc just said here take these steroids for a couple weeks and stretch. Lmao.
    I also had a weak spot on my abdominal wall checked. It was hurting me a lot when I did anything that flexed my core. Had a scan done to make sure it wasn't the start of a hernia. Doc just said eh its fine don't worry about it.
    Cost like $2,000 with insurance for them to do nothing to help me.
    Haven't been back since.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a routine full blood panel and urine work done, also had mark on my skin removed for aesthetic reason and already got an appointment for next week to show my doctor the results. 0€
      I'm a neet and haven't filled my irs in 7 or 8 years and still get muh free healthcare. Thanks waggies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have it figured out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a neet so I obviously do not but it's undeniable that a strong social state is great for us dregs of society. A couple years back it had been a while since I last had gone for a routine health check so my doctor prescribed me ecg stress test, 24h holter, echocardiogram, renal doppler, lung xray and full blood panel, all of that done in private clinics and didn't cost me a cent either because no job.
          We all know "free" healthcare system is paid and financed through taxes but for people like me it's literally free because I do get a lot more from the system than I contribute to.
          People that work and earn shitty salaries but but still earn above the minimum required to qualify for gibs and the middle class are the ones that get royally fricked by it.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every 10-20 years

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t seen a doctor or dentist in 20 years, got forced to see a dentist 2 week ago when I chipped my tooth, I had some tartar behind my front teeth that got scheduled for cleanup and 2 “precursor cavities” as if I give a shit

    Europeans seething at the 10s of thousands they’ve spent in taxes to pay for their healthcare they never use and I haven’t spent a penny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn’t gotten the bill yet
      oh no kek, get ready… this is gonna be like 20 walshart trips anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        having to pay for muhammed to get his kidneys replaced sure has done a number on europoors kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have dental via my job anon
        Only burdens on society get buried in medical debt

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen a doctor in years. I just don't trust them anymore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got brainwashed by 14yo shitposters on pol huh? Can't say I'm surprised

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My doc wanted to get some blood values taken to check my liver and kidneys and I haven't been in there in 4 years and I've been binging alcohol since. Hoping I don't get a call back.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw its penis inspection day at school

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a yearly physical like 5 years ago

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every (i stopped counting since I was 12 years old decades ago I stopped going) years

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i go to my doctor once a year because he always has hot nurses working for him and they always say they need the bigger blood pressure things for my biceps feels good having a cute blonde girl telling you that

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